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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split up because Johnny loves his pirate parrot too much!

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split up because Johnny loves his pirate parrot too much!

After 14 years of attempting to build a relationship Johnny Depp and his Vanessa have decided to split up mutually. The reasons for the split were plain to see because Johnny was never at home; he prefers a life on the seven seas and loved his parrot...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp's Girlfriend Causes His Nude Shower Scene With Angelina Jolie To Be Cut From The Movie "The Tourist"

Johnny Depp's Girlfriend Causes His Nude Shower Scene With Angelina Jolie To Be Cut From The Movie "The Tourist"

HOLLYWOOD - The producers for the new Johnny Depp - Angelina Jolie crime sexcapade drama motion picture, The Tourist, have reportedly given in to the wishes of Depp's longtime girlfriend, Vanessa Paradis, and have cut out a naked shower scene between...
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Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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