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Funny story: Johnny Depp Devastated As Amber Heard Dumps Him

Johnny Depp Devastated As Amber Heard Dumps Him

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that Johnny Depp sure got sucker punched by his brand new girlfriend Amber Heard as Mr. D got D'd for dumped. Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo noted that the relationship had barely gotten off the ground and...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp Dumps Vanessa Paradis and Quickly Rebounds With The Erotically Sexy Amber Beard

Johnny Depp Dumps Vanessa Paradis and Quickly Rebounds With The Erotically Sexy Amber Beard

NEW YORK CITY - In a rebounding move that any NBA player would be proud of Johnny Depp has just dumped his girlfriend of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis and instantly jumped up and hooked up with the very attractive, sexy, actress Amber Beard. Pico de G...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split up because Johnny loves his pirate parrot too much!

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split up because Johnny loves his pirate parrot too much!

After 14 years of attempting to build a relationship Johnny Depp and his Vanessa have decided to split up mutually. The reasons for the split were plain to see because Johnny was never at home; he prefers a life on the seven seas and loved his parrot...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp's Girlfriend Causes His Nude Shower Scene With Angelina Jolie To Be Cut From The Movie "The Tourist"

Johnny Depp's Girlfriend Causes His Nude Shower Scene With Angelina Jolie To Be Cut From The Movie "The Tourist"

HOLLYWOOD - The producers for the new Johnny Depp - Angelina Jolie crime sexcapade drama motion picture, The Tourist, have reportedly given in to the wishes of Depp's longtime girlfriend, Vanessa Paradis, and have cut out a naked shower scene between...
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