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Nina Dobrev Sues Hollywood Doctor After Colonoscopy

Funny story: Nina Dobrev Sues Hollywood Doctor After Colonoscopy

Since spies and vampires seem to be the hot items these days, now we seem to be getting them both in a Hollywood Lawsuit launched by an attorney for actress Nina Dobrev. According to her lawyer, like others in Hollywood, she went to an unnamed doc...

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Nina Dobrev Agrees To Appear In A Nude Vampire-Themed Calendar For 2014

Funny story: Nina Dobrev Agrees To Appear In A Nude Vampire-Themed Calendar For 2014

NEW ORLEANS - Nina Dobrev, the star of the hit cable show The Vampire Diaries, flew down to New Orleans to check out some sights for an upcoming nude calendar. Dobrev told Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that she had been offered to a...

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Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Say Their Vampire Sux Bar & Grill Is Doing Fantastic!

Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Say Their Vampire Sux Bar & Grill Is Doing Fantastic!

HOUSTON - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder traveled down to Houston to check on The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill, which they bought from the Dixie Chicks back in February of 2012. Somerhalder said that business is booming at the establishment that t...

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Nina Dobrev Vacations Down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Sans Ian Somerhalder

Funny story: Nina Dobrev Vacations Down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Sans Ian Somerhalder

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The female star of the hit show The Vampire Diaries flew down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the mad house world of LaLaLand for a few days. Her boyfriend and fellow Vampire Diaries co-star Ian Somerhalder could not ma...

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Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Deny The Baby Rumors

Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Deny The Baby Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, were recently spotted in the trendy Rodeo Drive baby store Baby Rattles, Playpens, & Stuff giving way to speculation that Dobrev is with child. The supermarket...

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Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Thrilled That The Vampire Diaries Has Been Renewed

Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Thrilled That The Vampire Diaries Has Been Renewed

HOLLYWOOD - There is much rejoicing going on in Mystic Falls, Virginia, the fictitious town where the CW TV series The Vampire Diaries is set. The shows producer Manolo Middlezuck has just informed the entertainment media, that the highly popular...

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Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Deny They Lip Sync on The Vampire Diaries

Funny story: Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Deny They Lip Sync on The Vampire Diaries

LOS ANGELES - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev, the stars of The Vampire Diaries, which is set in the fictitious town of Mystic Falls, Virginia are pretty upset with an article that appeared in the supermarket tabloid Just Saying. Somerhalder who s...

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Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder and The Breakup Rumblings

Funny story: Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder and The Breakup Rumblings

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - One of Tinsel Town's happiest couples is Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder who star in The Vampire Diaries. The couple is on location in Kalamazoo, where they are presently filming the motion picture Fifty Shades of Gray. Th...

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Clint Eastwood To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - Manolo Middlezuck, producer of The Vampire Diaries, has just announced that he has signed legendary movie and television icon Clint Eastwood to appear in an upcoming episode of his hit television cable show. Middlezuck says that when h...

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Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart

Funny story: Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev were in Albuquerque on a stop on their promotional tour for their hit show. The two stars, who are also dating, appeared before a crowd of 900 cheering New...

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Vampire Diary Stars Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Reveal Their Secret

Funny story: Vampire Diary Stars Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Reveal Their Secret

BUENA PARK, California - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev were recently seen walking hand-in-hand at the world famous Knotts Berry Farm. The two were dressed in matching T-shirts that read "President O For 4 Mo." I...

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The Stars of The Vampire Diaries Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Address The Skinny Dipping Rumors

Funny story: The Stars of The Vampire Diaries Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Address The Skinny Dipping Rumors

CATALINA ISLAND, California - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev flew over to Catalina Island to get a much needed break from the hectic pace of the place called LaLaLand. The couple has been extremely busy filming Vampire Diaries and working as much...

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Vice-President Joe Biden To Guest Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder On The Vampire Diaries

Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden To Guest Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder On The Vampire Diaries

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Loretta L. Luftnagle, a spokesperson for The Vampire Diaries, has just informed the entertainment media that Vice-President Joe Biden has agreed to appear in an upcoming episode of the popular television series. Vampire Diaries...

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Nina Dobrev and David Duchovny Get it On in Red Shoe Diaries

Funny story: Nina Dobrev and David Duchovny Get it On in Red Shoe Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - It's no secret that Vampire Diaries leading lady, Nina Dobrev, has the hots for X-Files FBI Agent Fox Mulder, David Duchovny. "Forget Ian Somerhalder," Nina was overheard saying at a restaurant this past weekend. "I got my sight set on...

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Nina Dobrev Insists That The Alleged Erotic Internet Photos of Her and Ian Somerhalder Are Definitely Photoshopped

Funny story: Nina Dobrev Insists That The Alleged Erotic Internet Photos of Her and Ian Somerhalder Are Definitely Photoshopped

BEVERLY HILLS - Nina Dobrev, the star of Vampire Diaries, was sitting in her usual chair at the famed Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive. She was being given the full hair treatment by the hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue. Fondue who at on...

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Ian Somerhalder Has Been Asked To Appear On The Next Edition of 'Dancing With The Stars'

Funny story: Ian Somerhalder Has Been Asked To Appear On The Next Edition of 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - Tom Bergeron the host of the hit show Dancing With The Stars has verified the rumor that one of the stars of the The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder has been asked to appear as one of the celebrity dancers for the upcoming season. Ber...

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Mystic Falls to visit Charlotte

Funny story: Mystic Falls to visit Charlotte

Still, Charlotte appears in the TV series The Vampire Diaries. As we learned from some sources here in the next series of the show Nina Dobrev will play three roles simultaneously. "Charlotte is, so to say, original. But Helen and Catherine, it do...

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Nina Dobrev will quit Vampire Diaries if she has to kiss Ian Somerhalder again: Wait, what?

Funny story: Nina Dobrev will quit Vampire Diaries if she has to kiss Ian Somerhalder again: Wait, what?

Actress Nina Dobrev has threatened to quit the CW hit show, The Vampire Diaries, if she has to shoot another kissing scene with Ian Somerhalder. Despite all the online rumors that claim Nina and Ian are dating, Nina Dobrev set the record straight to...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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