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Prince William and Kate Middleton visit Stacey Solomon Islands

Funny story: Prince William and Kate Middleton visit Stacey Solomon Islands

Amid the gathering storm over topless pictures of Kate Middleton topless on vacation in France, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge continued with their tour of Essex today by visiting the Stacey Solomons Island of Dagenham. They were greeted upon a...

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Eight Out Of Ten Men Thought A Vajazzle Was A Musical Instrument

Funny story: Eight Out Of Ten Men Thought A Vajazzle Was A Musical Instrument

Interesting results collated by the Department For Damned Lies And Statistics revealed that eight out of ten male Christmas shoppers thought that a vajazzle was a musical instrument. Canvassers reported that the majority of male shoppers thought t...

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Lindsay Lohan To Accuser: "I Shirley Wasn't Drinking...Shirley Temples..."

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Accuser: "I Shirley Wasn't Drinking...Shirley Temples..."

LAX - Lindsay Lohan's Mom says her daughter has been taken totally out of context in an attempt to smear her daughter's reputation. "She saw her drinking a colorful looking drink and jumped to the conclusion it was alcohol, when in fact it was a s...

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New Line of Women's VaJay Jeans Negate Need for Sex

Funny story: New Line of Women's VaJay Jeans Negate Need for Sex

Women rejoice! A new line of specially designed tight-fitting jeans has been developed by the fashion house of renowned designer Frederico de Frisco. According to de Frisco, these jeans will negate the need for sex; meaning, ladies can now have a par...

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TSA Gets Approval to Add Cosmetic Surgery Line

Funny story: TSA Gets Approval to Add Cosmetic Surgery Line

Washington D.C. - After the TSA's success with the Sensual Massage pat down line over Thanks Giving, they are adding another service, the Cosmetic Surgery Line. Lady Gaga "Get your pat down and nose job," said Lady Gaga, sporting a new look as...

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Stacey Solomon Vajazzled With A Star Of David!

Funny story: Stacey Solomon Vajazzled With A Star Of David!

Strange reports coming in from the jungle from freelance undercover Japanese paparrazo Kawasaki Yamamoto - it seems he saw Stacey Solomon in the jungle shower, and that she's been vajazzled by way of of a blue and white star of David which apparently...

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The Last Will and Testimony of Paul: Psychic Octopus predicts next Vajazzling

Funny story: The Last Will and Testimony of Paul: Psychic Octopus predicts next Vajazzling

In the Last Will and Testinomy of Paul the Psychic Octopus, it is revealed that the calamari celebrity predicted a few events. In a strenuous exercise hours before his death, Paul the Psychic Octopus emitted ink blots which formed into the faces o...

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X-Factor's Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Deny Anal Bleaching And Vajazzling Allegations

Funny story: X-Factor's Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Deny Anal Bleaching And Vajazzling Allegations

An X-Factor insider today acted swiftly to step on malicious rumours circulating on certain unscrupulous websites which intimate that hopefuls, Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel have been vajazzled and anally bleached. "These are just malicious lies,"...

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The Latest Celebrity Craze For Halloween Is Swarovski Pumpkin Seed Vajazzling

Funny story: The Latest Celebrity Craze For Halloween Is Swarovski Pumpkin Seed Vajazzling

HOLLYWOOD - It is certainly no secret that the celebrities on the Left Coast are always at the forefront of new and different innovations. The Californians led the way in body piercings including body parts such as eyebrows, lips, tongues, nipple...

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Kate Gosselin Getting Vajazzled to Jazz Up Kate Plus Eight

Funny story: Kate Gosselin Getting Vajazzled to Jazz Up Kate Plus Eight

Not one to let a few cancellation rumors get her down, Kate Gosselin has decided that in order to keep herself and her kids on top of the reality show game, she is going to have to pull out all the stops. She has just announced that in an upcoming ep...

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Burglar Bunch Arrested For Stealing Jennifer Love-Hewitt's Swarovski Crystal Vajazzle.

Funny story: Burglar Bunch Arrested For Stealing Jennifer Love-Hewitt's Swarovski Crystal Vajazzle.

Jennifer Love Hewitt, who, sources say, actually has a face, not that anyone's ever looked above her chest, was a particularly painful brush with the Los Angeles Burglar Bunch, after she told George Lopez that her Swarovski Crystal Vajazzle was stole...

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Jerry Brown is A Huge Lindsay Lohan Fan

Funny story: Jerry Brown is A Huge Lindsay Lohan Fan

LA- Linda Ronstadt and Jerry Brown in the headlines again? Will California ever have leadership that doesn't have some hollywood or music ccnnection? Apparently not yet, and definitely not now! Jerry Brown, who was a household name in 1970s Califo...

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Facebookake, rate my Vajazzle

Funny story: Facebookake, rate my Vajazzle

It's all the rage everywhere, everyone is doing it, adults are running around, sticking shiny crap to their junk and yelling "Come on my Facebook and vote on my vajazzled private parts!" And now the kids want in, the latest playground games are le...

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"I'm A Celebrity - Vajazzle Me!" - Series At Planning Stage

Funny story: "I'm A Celebrity - Vajazzle Me!" - Series At Planning Stage

TV executives remained tight-lipped today as the press pack went wild over rumours sweeping around town regarding "I'm A Celebrity - Vajazzle Me!" - the proposed new network reality show. Vajazzling involves the female subject being Brazilian waxe...

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Stewart's Black Tourmaline Vajazzling Crystals Banish Wedding Demons

Funny story: Stewart's Black Tourmaline Vajazzling Crystals Banish Wedding Demons

According to the book of world records the largest woman ever was Rosalie Bradford of Auburndale, Florida, at 1,199 pounds. Rosalie Bradford was on the verge of topping 1,200 pounds when she died at 63 in 2007. She was one fully loaded pizza away. Ro...

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Queen Visits Pawn Shops to Pawn Crown

Funny story: Queen Visits Pawn Shops to Pawn Crown

It has emerged today that Her Royal Trout, The Queen Elizabeth of Ye Olde England, has been trying to pawn her "rather elaborate and heavy crown" through several pawn shops in the London area. Following a recent investigation into Her Majesties ap...

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Superduper Hooker Booker

Funny story: Superduper Hooker Booker

It is reported that a new website, available only to those with loadsofmoney, has caught the attention of very rich, very silly and very cocky professionals in the UK. Googling, superduperhookerbooker will get you into the site but a password is r...

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Derek Hough's Girlfriend Cheryl Cole's Vajazzled Vagina Has Just Been Named The Sexiest In The World

Funny story: Derek Hough's Girlfriend Cheryl Cole's Vajazzled Vagina Has Just Been Named The Sexiest In The World

WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of the stars of Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough and his gorgeously stunning English girlfriend Cheryl Cole were sitting in a booth at El Taco Terrifico Diner having breakfast. The two have recently been named by several lea...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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