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CEO's 'totally crap BP' wipes £3.5 billion off share price

Funny story: CEO's 'totally crap BP' wipes £3.5 billion off share price

City of London - (Disaster Mess): In the City of London it's know as 'doing a Ratners' - disparaging your business in public in the style of Gerald Ratner, former managing director of the eponymous jewellery store, who told press and shar...

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VECO standing by for yet another Exxon Valdez disaster as tanker runs aground off NYC

Funny story: VECO standing by for yet another Exxon Valdez disaster as tanker runs aground off NYC

New York - (Ass Mess): Oil industry graft specialist VECO was standing by for an emergency clean-up operation opportunity today as the New York Port Authority and Coast Guard were placed on maximum alert for yet another potential Exxon Valdez disater...

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VECO Corrupt Bastards gave GOP $1+ million

Funny story: VECO Corrupt Bastards gave GOP $1+ million

Juneau - (Ass Mess): Two senior VECO executives who have turned in plea bargains over bribing Corrupt Bastards Club Alaskan state legislators have surrendered documents showing their bribery of GOP congressional candidates and George W Bush to be in...

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Deborah Morse: dancing to VECO tune?

Funny story: Deborah Morse: dancing to VECO tune?

Anchorage - (Ass Mess): Amid today's dramatic headlines that the two top VECO officers who pleaded guilty to bribing four Alaskan state legislators both face up to 10 years in jail comes the news that embattled Juneau High School Principal Debor...

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Juneau's Bong Hits 4 Jesus started Corrupt Bastards Club karmic payback slide

Funny story: Juneau's Bong Hits 4 Jesus started Corrupt Bastards Club karmic payback slide

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Was a waggish 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' schoolboy prank in 2002 the begining of a karmic payback for the Corrupt Bastards Club whose three members have just been charged in a major corruption probe into Alaskan state leg...

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VECO CEO told Corrupt Bastard Pete Kott: "I own your ass!"

Funny story: VECO CEO told Corrupt Bastard Pete Kott: "I own your ass!"

Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): Juneau is ablaze today with the news that three Alaskan politicians and members of the Corrupt Bastards Club have been indicted in a machiavellian corruption scam that has redefined big oil sleaze in a votes for cash and...

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May Day Is VECO Day

Funny story: May Day Is VECO Day

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): President George Bush says he will rescue the VECO Corrupt Bastards Club catastrophe tomorrow, but wants to work with Democrats to find a compromise on getting Attorney General Alberto Gonzales off the hook for Justice De...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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