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Funny story: CEO's 'totally crap BP' wipes £3.5 billion off share price

CEO's 'totally crap BP' wipes £3.5 billion off share price

City of London - (Disaster Mess): In the City of London it's know as 'doing a Ratners' - disparaging your business in public in the style of Gerald Ratner, former managing director of the eponymous jewellery store, who told press and shar...
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Funny story: VECO standing by for yet another Exxon Valdez disaster as tanker runs aground off NYC

VECO standing by for yet another Exxon Valdez disaster as tanker runs aground off NYC

New York - (Ass Mess): Oil industry graft specialist VECO was standing by for an emergency clean-up operation opportunity today as the New York Port Authority and Coast Guard were placed on maximum alert for yet another potential Exxon Valdez disater...
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Funny story: VECO Corrupt Bastards gave GOP $1+ million

VECO Corrupt Bastards gave GOP $1+ million

Juneau - (Ass Mess): Two senior VECO executives who have turned in plea bargains over bribing Corrupt Bastards Club Alaskan state legislators have surrendered documents showing their bribery of GOP congressional candidates and George W Bush to be in...
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Funny story: Deborah Morse: dancing to VECO tune?

Deborah Morse: dancing to VECO tune?

Anchorage - (Ass Mess): Amid today's dramatic headlines that the two top VECO officers who pleaded guilty to bribing four Alaskan state legislators both face up to 10 years in jail comes the news that embattled Juneau High School Principal Debor...
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Funny story: Juneau's Bong Hits 4 Jesus started Corrupt Bastards Club karmic payback slide

Juneau's Bong Hits 4 Jesus started Corrupt Bastards Club karmic payback slide

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Was a waggish 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' schoolboy prank in 2002 the begining of a karmic payback for the Corrupt Bastards Club whose three members have just been charged in a major corruption probe into Alaskan state leg...
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Funny story: VECO CEO told Corrupt Bastard Pete Kott: "I own your ass!"

VECO CEO told Corrupt Bastard Pete Kott: "I own your ass!"

Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): Juneau is ablaze today with the news that three Alaskan politicians and members of the Corrupt Bastards Club have been indicted in a machiavellian corruption scam that has redefined big oil sleaze in a votes for cash and...
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Funny story: May Day Is VECO Day

May Day Is VECO Day

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): President George Bush says he will rescue the VECO Corrupt Bastards Club catastrophe tomorrow, but wants to work with Democrats to find a compromise on getting Attorney General Alberto Gonzales off the hook for Justice De...
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Donald Trump Does Ice Bucket Challenge and Melts Away

"I've never seen anything like it-first his hair turned green and then he started to melt" said a bystander. "Just like the Wizard of Oz!" shouted another. Everyone then cheered for 2 hours straight.

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