SALT LAKE CITY - A splinter group of the Mormon religion, which goes by the name of The Benevolent Old-Fashioned Mormons, has expressed dismay, disappointment, and anger at Romney's choice of vice-presidential running mate.
BOFM director, Loxley E...
DALLAS - The rumor mill is working overtime as the latest sports rumor concerns Delonte West, 28, of the Dallas Mavericks who was given a technical for sticking his finger in the right ear of Utah Jazz player Gordon Hayward, 22.
The Jazz ended up...
Salt Lake City, Utah -- For months the federal government has been working to uncover a large scale knock-off, knock-off factory producing items inside the United States. The efforts were successful late last night in locating the facility. Operat...
Historians have discovered that Brigham Young, the second prophet of the LDS (Mormon) Church was actually black. Dr. Hyrum Kimball at Northern Utah State University revealed his controversial findings at a symposium of Mormon History marking the 180...
Attention ladies of Utah: Do NOT have babies in your beloved state unless you want to possibly go to jail. Move to a surrounding state since any miscarriage in Utah will soon be illegal. No sane woman wants a miscarriage, so now if (God forbid) o...
A man in Zion, Utah apologized for showing his naked ass in church. The man, Brigham Heber Smith, said that he understood the rule that all males were supposed to wear slacks, a white shirt, and a tie in the building and that all women should be in...
SAINT GEORGE, Utah - Don't bother trying to get your same-sex wedding announcement printed in The Spectrum, regardless of how much you pay for the notice.
A California couple, Spencer Jones and Tyler Barrick, from San Francisco paid the St. Ge...
Bigfoot, the eight foot primate from the California mountains, has announced that he is leaving the state for "more normal, greener pastures." In a press conference at the Redwood National Forest Ranger Station, the creature previously believed to b...
Once one of the fastest spreading sects in the world, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has heard a clarion call from their Leader's convention. The modern descendants in the faith of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young are signaling for all...
Northeastern Utah, today, will participate in a research project to determine whether recent findings regarding moisture in the air are correct. As rain continues to fall on the area, scientists from several well known universities will be collecting...
Utah, former home of anti Gay bigotry, polygamy and beautiful boy singers, has been acquired in a hostile, cat fight takeover by big gay bucks. Mormons re-pioneered their asses onto diesel fueled covered wagons and fled to H8 states like Arizona and...
As the Supremes try to dissect and delineate the 99 quasi-religious monuments sent to thew monument park in Utah, new developments have erupted on the scene of so many gay and anti-gay erections.
One obelisk entitled Nailin Palin Totem and Taboo...
A Utah park that has been displaying a donated monument to the The Ten Commandments has been ordered by the Supreme Court that now they must accept displays dgiven by any and all groups to guarantee freedom of religious expression.
The Seven Ap...
The US State of Utah is famous for its fertility and healthy habits. Less smoking and drinking and big healthy families have become the trademark of the home of Mormons. That is until this week when pseudo medical journal Podiatry: It's About Feet re...
The US Congress that hasn't lifted a finger to halt the cataclysm of national economic disasters has decided to investigate a mine collapse in Huntington, Utah.
In what is sure to become a controversial new bill, the Utah State Senate passed a bill last Thursday requiring MySpace registration for all Utah residents by 2011. The bill is a sweeping attempt at cracking down on counterfeit driver's licenses...
It turns out that tourists heading to Las Vegas in search of a riotous and 'sinful' vacation may actually find better luck in Nevada's eastern neighbor.
ELDORADO, TX - Members of an embattled polygamist sect began loading horse trailers with their few meager possessions, including wives and children, as preparations for a permanent relocation got underway Thursday.