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Funny story: 2,500-year old Utah petroglyphs say 'JFK: Bush Dunnit'

2,500-year old Utah petroglyphs say 'JFK: Bush Dunnit'

Utah - Newly decrypted rock carvings videoed by drone over the Southern Utah desert have shaken everything archeologists once took for granted regarding ancient predictions about the 1963 Dallas hit. The petroglyphs as they are known are thought t...
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Funny story: Utah Is Considering A Ban On Bikini Thong Panties

Utah Is Considering A Ban On Bikini Thong Panties

SALT LAKE CITY - After receiving numerous complaints from mall store owners and managers, the state of Utah will be looking into the prospect of banning bikini thong panties on females between the ages of 18 to 25. According to state Senator Buxto...
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Funny story: Utah Issues A Very Strict Warning To Dick Cheney

Utah Issues A Very Strict Warning To Dick Cheney

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - The state of Utah has just issued an extremely strict warning to former vice-president Dick Cheney. A spokesperson from the state attorney general's office has made Cheney aware of the fact that if he is caught in the posses...
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Funny story: Utah Bans Halter Tops

Utah Bans Halter Tops

SALT LAKE CITY - The state of Utah has announced that it has just passed a law which will prohibit the wearing of halter tops by females. Senator Buxton Quickymill [R-Provo] stated that the bill had been hotly debated with many senators believing...
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Funny story: Utah Votes To Restrict Women's Breasts To Size D or Smaller

Utah Votes To Restrict Women's Breasts To Size D or Smaller

SALT LAKE CITY - The Utah Senate has just passed a bill by a vote of 60-52 that will restrict the size of the breasts of women citizens of Utah Senator Buffington D. Sweden [D-Provo] spoke with Tequila Tallyhoo of Left Coast Mirror Magazine and to...
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Funny story: Utah church member proposes changes

Utah church member proposes changes

Mormons believe that many people have died without receiving a valid baptism, and they cannot undergo this precious ritual as mere spirits. "Because all on the earth do not have the opportunity to accept the gospel during mortality, the Lord has auth...
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Funny story: The NSA Is Totally Real You Guys

The NSA Is Totally Real You Guys

DES MOINES- A man has emerged to expose the notorious NSA which is a government agency made to spy on YOU. That's right they're spying on you right now. Somewhere in Utah, a man just made note that you are reading an article on a website titled...
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Funny story: Utah Says Anyone Caught Exhibiting A Tramp Stamp Will Be Fined

Utah Says Anyone Caught Exhibiting A Tramp Stamp Will Be Fined

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Sixty-two percent of the citizens of Utah are Mormons. According to a recent survey taken by The Giddy Up Public Opinion Poll Company, 61.9 percent of those individuals are extremely dedicated to their religion. Mormons...
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Funny story: Confessions of an undercover Jesuit in Mormon American Fork, Utah and how I alone will defeat Mitt Romney

Confessions of an undercover Jesuit in Mormon American Fork, Utah and how I alone will defeat Mitt Romney

I am a Roman Catholic clergyman, a Jesuit. From 1991 through the fall of 1994, I lived in American Fork, Utah, a then small, village between Salt Lake City and Provo. I was a missionary to the Mormons. I was also deeply under cover. For the first year-and-a-half my cover was that of a bar fly with my own stool at the le Sabre Lounge in American Fork, an honest to goodness bar (a private cl...
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Funny story: Many Mormons Are Upset At Mitt Romney's Running Mate Choice

Many Mormons Are Upset At Mitt Romney's Running Mate Choice

SALT LAKE CITY - A splinter group of the Mormon religion, which goes by the name of The Benevolent Old-Fashioned Mormons, has expressed dismay, disappointment, and anger at Romney's choice of vice-presidential running mate. BOFM director, Loxley E...
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Funny story: Gay Rumors Fly Regarding Dallas Mavericks Delonte "Wet Willie" West

Gay Rumors Fly Regarding Dallas Mavericks Delonte "Wet Willie" West

DALLAS - The rumor mill is working overtime as the latest sports rumor concerns Delonte West, 28, of the Dallas Mavericks who was given a technical for sticking his finger in the right ear of Utah Jazz player Gordon Hayward, 22. The Jazz ended up...
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Funny story: Busted! Factory in Utah raided by Feds

Busted! Factory in Utah raided by Feds

Salt Lake City, Utah -- For months the federal government has been working to uncover a large scale knock-off, knock-off factory producing items inside the United States. The efforts were successful late last night in locating the facility. Operat...
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Funny story: Historians Discover That Brigham Young Was Really Black

Historians Discover That Brigham Young Was Really Black

Historians have discovered that Brigham Young, the second prophet of the LDS (Mormon) Church was actually black. Dr. Hyrum Kimball at Northern Utah State University revealed his controversial findings at a symposium of Mormon History marking the 180...
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Funny story: Pregnancy Almost Illegal in Utah

Pregnancy Almost Illegal in Utah

Attention ladies of Utah: Do NOT have babies in your beloved state unless you want to possibly go to jail. Move to a surrounding state since any miscarriage in Utah will soon be illegal. No sane woman wants a miscarriage, so now if (God forbid) o...
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Funny story: Man Apologizes for Naked Ass in Church

Man Apologizes for Naked Ass in Church

A man in Zion, Utah apologized for showing his naked ass in church. The man, Brigham Heber Smith, said that he understood the rule that all males were supposed to wear slacks, a white shirt, and a tie in the building and that all women should be in...
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Funny story: Newspaper in Mormon town refuses to print photograph of legally married gay couple

Newspaper in Mormon town refuses to print photograph of legally married gay couple

SAINT GEORGE, Utah - Don't bother trying to get your same-sex wedding announcement printed in The Spectrum, regardless of how much you pay for the notice. A California couple, Spencer Jones and Tyler Barrick, from San Francisco paid the St. Ge...
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Funny story: Bigfoot To Leave California

Bigfoot To Leave California

Bigfoot, the eight foot primate from the California mountains, has announced that he is leaving the state for "more normal, greener pastures." In a press conference at the Redwood National Forest Ranger Station, the creature previously believed to b...
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Funny story: Utah Calls All Straight Mormons Home

Utah Calls All Straight Mormons Home

Once one of the fastest spreading sects in the world, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has heard a clarion call from their Leader's convention. The modern descendants in the faith of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young are signaling for all...
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