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Shakira's Ex-Boyfriend $uing Her For $100 Million!

Funny story: Shakira's Ex-Boyfriend $uing Her For $100 Million!

EL SEGUNDO, California - Shakira had just finished having breakfast at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in El Segundo when she was approached by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight. He told the 36-year-old stunning blonde that she has never...

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Jordan Announcement Sends Rapper Usher Into Hiding

Funny story: Jordan Announcement Sends Rapper Usher Into Hiding

Rapper Usher was today said to be drawing up emergency plans to avoid limelight junkie Jordan - aka Katie Price - following her announcement that she has a crush on him. The shock announcement appears in this week's top celeb organ Heat magazine.

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Usher Claims Stealing Lyrics from Homer Simpson Doesn't Count as Plagiarism

Funny story: Usher Claims Stealing Lyrics from Homer Simpson Doesn't Count as Plagiarism

This week, Usher was accused of lifting some of the lyrics of his hit single "O.M.G" from none other than Homer Simpson. To many, there is no doubt that the lyrics of the song Christmas in December" sung by Homer Simpson back in 2003, are almost iden...

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Florida Pastor to Burn New Usher CD Instead of Koran

Terry Jones, the obscure minister who heads the equally obscure Dove World Outreach Center church in Gainesville, Florida, has decided not to burn copies of the Muslim Holy Book on September 11th as planned. Jones was contacted by Defense Secretary...

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Justin Bieber Loses Fan Base Temporarily, Manager Blames Hairstylist

Funny story: Justin Bieber Loses Fan Base Temporarily, Manager Blames Hairstylist

Justin Bieber was one of the hottest singing sensations to come along in months and his meteoric rise to the top seemed to have no end in sight. That is until he got his hair cut by Mitch, the cock-eyed barber. Mitch was recommended to Bieber by h...

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Usher Flies To London To Record A Duet With Cheryl Cole

Funny story: Usher Flies To London To Record A Duet With Cheryl Cole

LONDON - American rhythm and blues soul singer Usher flew to London to record a duet with Cheryl Cole. The song is one that Usher co-wrote with Kara DioGuardi and Neil Sedaka entitled, "Out With Ashley, In With Derek." The song is not really meant...

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Usher Mentors American Idol's Top Ten

Funny story: Usher Mentors American Idol's Top Ten

HOLLYWOOD - Usher appeared on American Idol and mentored the final 10 contestants. Usher even suggested to judge Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson that he needs to work on four things. One he needs to stop saying "Yo, yo, so check it out dawg" every...

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R 'n' B Star Usher is the Daddy

Funny story: R 'n' B Star Usher is the Daddy

Singer Usher and his partner Tameka Foster (Who?) are expecting their first child together, the couple have announced.

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