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Illuminati rapture as 'missing' crystal skull found in Sir David Attenborough's garden!

Funny story: Illuminati rapture as 'missing' crystal skull found in Sir David Attenborough's garden!

London - (Artefux): Since the dawn of time the billion year-old amethyst skull has nestled under the foundations of the TV pundit's back side - er...yard! This weekend the London Abasement Company's builders were gobsmacked when a mystery object u...

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Uri Geller is world's biggest bender

Funny story: Uri Geller is world's biggest bender

Uri Geller, father of Michael "Wackson" Jacksonson's real children and celebrity conjurer, was today named as the World's Biggest Bender. The title was taken from Culture Club lead singer and Big Brother loser, motorcycle cop George Michael, who h...

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Happy Birthday Jacko - See You At The Cemetery

Funny story: Happy Birthday Jacko - See You At The Cemetery

Michael Jackson is to celebrate his 51st birthday by being buried at Forest Lawn cemetry, LA. The ceremony, sponsored by the National Society for the Protection of Children, is to be televised for an anticipated audience of 16 billion. Diana Ro...

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Uri Geller Predicts Future Trend For Popular Website

Funny story: Uri Geller Predicts Future Trend For Popular Website

Controversial Israeli spoon-bender Uri Geller today not only admitted to being a friend of the late Michael Jackson, but also an avid reader of satirical internet website TheSpoof.com Intrigued, we asked Geller how he thought the site would develo...

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Bunch of weirdos say Michael Jackson was a nice bloke

Funny story: Bunch of weirdos say Michael Jackson was a nice bloke

Publicity hungry has-beens have crawled out of the woodwork to offer praise for Michael Jackson. Mark Lester - who played Oliver in the movie Oliver Twist and was godfather to one of Jackson's brats - said Jackson was an inspiration to all paedop...

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Micheal Jackson was found dead in a 'Moonwalk' pose

Funny story: Micheal Jackson was found dead in a 'Moonwalk' pose

Further reports have been released to the press indicating that pop superstar Micheal Jackson was found on the floor in a 'Moonwalk' type pose. The eccentric singer was apparently discovered behind the couch with one hand on his crotch area, his f...

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Uri Geller reckons Jackson death 'just like Anna Nicole Smith'

Funny story: Uri Geller reckons Jackson death 'just like Anna Nicole Smith'

Tel Aviv - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Yeah, toxic leaking implants and a lethal meds cocktail," former Mossad stooge Uri Geller said today commenting on the death of longtime friend Michael Jackson, "and that's what also killed my other pal, Anna Nicole Smi...

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Giant amethyst crystal skull is buried on Mars says Uri Geller

Funny story: Giant amethyst crystal skull is buried on Mars says Uri Geller

Tel Aviv - (Mindblowing Mess): NASA's Mars Phoenix mission is being guided mentally by psychic (sic) Uri Geller who says the remote-control archaeological excavator is searching for the fabled Martian amethyst master skull.

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Celebrity Big Brother Announce Line-Up For New Show

Chanel 4 has announced the contestants to take part in the next series of Celebrity Big Brother.

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Princeton ESP Lab had spooky premonitions of closure

Funny story: Princeton ESP Lab had spooky premonitions of closure

Princeton, NJ - (Rioters): The Principal of Princeton University's ESP Laboratory - the Princeton Engineering Anomalies Research laboratory or PEAR - says he's had a spooky feeling for the last thirty years that the pioneering psychic researc...

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Uri Geller: My Penis Had A Head Of Its Own Until I Bent It To My Will

Funny story: Uri Geller: My Penis Had A Head Of Its Own Until I Bent It To My Will

TEL AVIV -- Israeli panormalist Uri Geller revealed yesterday that, without his knowledge, his own penis had been promoting itself and disparaging its owner in satires posted on the Internet. "I learned the hard way that my penis had a head of its...

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Top journalist fears for deadbeat's life

Funny story: Top journalist fears for deadbeat's life

Top journalist and humanitarian, Breeze, told reporters of his fear that lonely fantasist, Chris Hanson, may be shot by police if he does not give himself up.

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Brit Penis Fetishist Escapes From Hospital, Haunts Moor in Cornwall

Funny story: Brit Penis Fetishist Escapes From Hospital, Haunts Moor in Cornwall

BODMIN, ENGLAND -- A freelance satirist obsessed with mentalist Uri Geller's penis has disappeared from St. Ives Hospital with a laptop computer, medical implements to perform circumcisions, a set of tattooing irons, and a straight razor, police...

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Uri Geller charged with attempting to murder his own cock

Funny story: Uri Geller charged with attempting to murder his own cock

Scotland Yard last night confirmed that deadbeat, alcoholic, has been, Uri Geller, had been charged with attempted murder, following the botched assassination of his own cock.

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Free-lance Satirist Under Treatment Over Obssession With "Uri Geller's Penis"

Funny story: Free-lance Satirist Under Treatment Over Obssession With "Uri Geller's Penis"

LONDON - Freelance humorist "Breeze" is in rehab for obsessive-compulsive disorder after writing dozens of satirical articles featuring "Uri Geller's penis."...

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Uri Geller's cock shot by mystery assailent

Funny story: Uri Geller's cock shot by mystery assailent

Uri Geller's cock was in hospital last night after being shot in what appears to have been an assassination attempt.

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Uri Geller's penis nominated for Academy Award

Funny story: Uri Geller's penis nominated for Academy Award

Uri Geller's cock was celebrating last night after it was announced that he is to be nominated for an Academy Award.

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Uri Geller's Penis leaves hospital

Funny story: Uri Geller's Penis leaves hospital

Uri Geller's Penis left St Guy's hospital today, amid scenes of near hysteria not seen since the sixties when Beatlemania was at it's height.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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