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Funny story: Kardashian's Doctor Warns of Asteroids around Kim's Uranus

Kardashian's Doctor Warns of Asteroids around Kim's Uranus

Reportedly looking for alternate ways to still play the victim and stay in the press over the Kris Humphries breakup, Kim Kardashian's personal trainer Sven Glutsen says that the family doctor has recommended that Kim come in for a sexually transmitt...
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Funny story: Poverty Stricken Greeks to visit the Rings of Uranus

Poverty Stricken Greeks to visit the Rings of Uranus

In a bid to lift national spirits and world standing the Greek Government has announced plans to send a manned space ship to Uranus by 2020. Speaking from Athens, Greek Space Administration CEO Apollo Kakas made the announcement at a press confer...
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Funny story: Religious Right Wants to Re-Name Uranus

Religious Right Wants to Re-Name Uranus

Arlington, VA - The Fellowship, aka the Family, a powerful religious and political force in Washington, DC has determined that the planet Uranus is inappropriately named and is seeking to have it re-named to something that children (and many adults)...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson takes up Astronomy

Robert Pattinson takes up Astronomy

Robert Pattinson has taken up Astronomy so he was surprised when he went to the first lesson and the lecturer Timothy Bottoms said "Today we are going to talk about Uranus". Uranus is very very big its sixty three times bigger than earth, but comp...
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Funny story: Uranus Renamed Urbigfatass

Uranus Renamed Urbigfatass

HootinHoller TN - The National Society of Hillbilly Astronomers met this week and decided to rename Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun, Urbigfatass. The announcement was made by this year's president Big Emma Hickey who has no formal training...
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Funny story: John Adams & Uranus

John Adams & Uranus

Prologue: John Adams, apart from his brilliant political attributes, was a man of intense intellectual curiosity. So it comes as no surprise that, in 1785, when he became America's first minister to the Court of St. James, one of his initial visits was to the astronomer, Sir William Herschel, who newly discovered the planet, Uranus. Unfortunately, John went to the wrong address.
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Funny story: Bad Day for Libras Tomorrow

Bad Day for Libras Tomorrow

Famed astrologer Mother Clara said that tomorrow will be a horrible day for all Libras. She said that it is because Mercury will come out of Uranus and that is never a good sign for Libras.
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Funny story: Elton Sees Spots on Uranus

Elton Sees Spots on Uranus

In a private weekend away Sir Eton John, the original rocket man took off from cape Knieval, Arizona with his partner David Furnish for an 'Out of this world' experience.
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Funny story: The French aren't from this Planet

The French aren't from this Planet

Roswell N.M. - Long thought to be just a theory, scientists have come to the conclusion that the French are not from Earth.
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Funny story: "Not Dead" Anna Nicole Smith spotted on the surface of Uranus

"Not Dead" Anna Nicole Smith spotted on the surface of Uranus

Many thought that Anna Nicole Smith - the Playboy Playmate who was married to an octogenarian billionaire, who saw her son die while visiting her in hospital after having a baby, married her lawyer before burying her...
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Funny story: Uranus Visible In Night Sky, Angered At Name Jokes

Uranus Visible In Night Sky, Angered At Name Jokes

Los Angeles, CA - Astronomers at the Griffith Observatory are feeling quite ashamed and hope to raise awareness on the behalf of one of the planets sharing our solar system. This week the planet Uranus is visible in the southern sky to the...
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Funny story: Inhabitants of Uranus contact Earth, demand we pronounce their planet's name right

Inhabitants of Uranus contact Earth, demand we pronounce their planet's name right

DATELINE - WASHINGTON DC: An otherwise slow news day was enlivened by the landing on the White House lawn of an extraterrestrial spacecraft.
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Funny story: Next Little King Gig - Uranus!

Next Little King Gig - Uranus!

Forget the plans for the Roosevelt Hotel, in La La Land,Ca; the elf formerly known as a singer/guitar playing Jehovah's Witness says he wants to take his show on the road, to Uranus!...
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Funny story: NASA Axes Uranus, Causing Public Outcry

NASA Axes Uranus, Causing Public Outcry

(MMP News) In a startling and seemingly unjustified move, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has stated that it will no longer recognize Uranus as a planet. Top officials claim it no longer fits the contemporary definition of a...
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Funny story: Your Talking Out Uranus Says Sir Patrick

Your Talking Out Uranus Says Sir Patrick

An amazing development today as NASA releases a photograph taken by the Hubble Space Telescope.
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Funny story: Hubble Telescope Discovers Black Hole on Uranus

Hubble Telescope Discovers Black Hole on Uranus

NASA announced today that the Hubble telescope has recently sent them images of Uranus that have led them to making some shocking discoveries. "We have discovered what appears to be a black hole on Uranus," comment John Spacey, Director of Misa...
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