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NASA Releases New Information Regarding Space Probe Sent to Uranus

Funny story: NASA Releases New Information Regarding Space Probe Sent to Uranus

Today, Dr. J.B. Prescott of the National Aeronautics and Space Agency (NASA), told the world about a project NASA had been working on for the last several years. The project was to gather further information on the size of the rings of uranus and the...

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Enormous Fracking Spaceship to Set Sail for the Open Blue of Uranus Next Sunday

Funny story: Enormous Fracking Spaceship to Set Sail for the Open Blue of Uranus Next Sunday

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - NASA, BP, Big Bob's Cheeseburgers, Jack Daniels, Coca-Cola, and Exxon have teamed up to send a sophisticated fracking operative to venture to Uranus. With any luck, the colossal spaceship holding fracking equipment and a full c...

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Kardashian's Doctor Warns of Asteroids around Kim's Uranus

Funny story: Kardashian's Doctor Warns of Asteroids around Kim's Uranus

Reportedly looking for alternate ways to still play the victim and stay in the press over the Kris Humphries breakup, Kim Kardashian's personal trainer Sven Glutsen says that the family doctor has recommended that Kim come in for a sexually transmitt...

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Poverty Stricken Greeks to visit the Rings of Uranus

In a bid to lift national spirits and world standing the Greek Government has announced plans to send a manned space ship to Uranus by 2020. Speaking from Athens, Greek Space Administration CEO Apollo Kakas made the announcement at a press confer...

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Religious Right Wants to Re-Name Uranus

Funny story: Religious Right Wants to Re-Name Uranus

Arlington, VA - The Fellowship, aka the Family, a powerful religious and political force in Washington, DC has determined that the planet Uranus is inappropriately named and is seeking to have it re-named to something that children (and many adults)...

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Robert Pattinson takes up Astronomy

Funny story: Robert Pattinson takes up Astronomy

Robert Pattinson has taken up Astronomy so he was surprised when he went to the first lesson and the lecturer Timothy Bottoms said "Today we are going to talk about Uranus". Uranus is very very big its sixty three times bigger than earth, but comp...

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John Adams & Uranus

Funny story: John Adams & Uranus

Prologue: John Adams, apart from his brilliant political attributes, was a man of intense intellectual curiosity. So it comes as no surprise that, in 1785, when he became America's first minister to the Court of St. James, one of his initial visits was to the astronomer, Sir William Herschel, who newly discovered the planet, Uranus. Unfortunately, John went to the wrong address.

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Bad Day for Libras Tomorrow

Funny story: Bad Day for Libras Tomorrow

Famed astrologer Mother Clara said that tomorrow will be a horrible day for all Libras. She said that it is because Mercury will come out of Uranus and that is never a good sign for Libras.

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Elton Sees Spots on Uranus

Funny story: Elton Sees Spots on Uranus

In a private weekend away Sir Eton John, the original rocket man took off from cape Knieval, Arizona with his partner David Furnish for an 'Out of this world' experience.

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The French aren't from this Planet

Funny story: The French aren't from this Planet

Roswell N.M. - Long thought to be just a theory, scientists have come to the conclusion that the French are not from Earth.

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"Not Dead" Anna Nicole Smith spotted on the surface of Uranus

Funny story: "Not Dead" Anna Nicole Smith spotted on the surface of Uranus

Many thought that Anna Nicole Smith - the Playboy Playmate who was married to an octogenarian billionaire, who saw her son die while visiting her in hospital after having a baby, married her lawyer before burying her...

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Uranus Visible In Night Sky, Angered At Name Jokes

Funny story: Uranus Visible In Night Sky, Angered At Name Jokes

Los Angeles, CA - Astronomers at the Griffith Observatory are feeling quite ashamed and hope to raise awareness on the behalf of one of the planets sharing our solar system. This week the planet Uranus is visible in the southern sky to the...

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Inhabitants of Uranus contact Earth, demand we pronounce their planet's name right

Funny story: Inhabitants of Uranus contact Earth, demand we pronounce their planet's name right

DATELINE - WASHINGTON DC: An otherwise slow news day was enlivened by the landing on the White House lawn of an extraterrestrial spacecraft.

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Next Little King Gig - Uranus!

Funny story: Next Little King Gig - Uranus!

Forget the plans for the Roosevelt Hotel, in La La Land,Ca; the elf formerly known as a singer/guitar playing Jehovah's Witness says he wants to take his show on the road, to Uranus!...

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NASA Axes Uranus, Causing Public Outcry

Funny story: NASA Axes Uranus, Causing Public Outcry

(MMP News) In a startling and seemingly unjustified move, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has stated that it will no longer recognize Uranus as a planet. Top officials claim it no longer fits the contemporary definition of a...

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Your Talking Out Uranus Says Sir Patrick

Funny story: Your Talking Out Uranus Says Sir Patrick

An amazing development today as NASA releases a photograph taken by the Hubble Space Telescope.

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Hubble Telescope Discovers Black Hole on Uranus

Funny story: Hubble Telescope Discovers Black Hole on Uranus

NASA announced today that the Hubble telescope has recently sent them images of Uranus that have led them to making some shocking discoveries. "We have discovered what appears to be a black hole on Uranus," comment John Spacey, Director of Misa...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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