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Funny story: Quantum experiment accidentally splits the universe in two

Quantum experiment accidentally splits the universe in two

Scientists at Cambridge university have accidentally split the entire Universe into two. "We're very sorry," said Kate Bifur, professor of quantum theory at Cambridge. "It was an accident." According to the incident log, the split occurred at n...
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Funny story: Confirmed: Real Life is a Simulation

Confirmed: Real Life is a Simulation

The world is coming to terms with the discovery that everything we have ever known is only a simulation in some tremendous computer system. To be honest, I am not even sure why I am writing this article or even if it is me writing this article. Ph...
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Funny story: New York Woman Reports Near-Life Experience

New York Woman Reports Near-Life Experience

While the so-called near-death experience (NDE) is a relatively commonly known phenomenon, scientists have for the first time encountered what appears to be a near-life experience (NLE). The very first documented NLE account came from 41-year-old...
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Funny story: The world is not as old as we thought

The world is not as old as we thought

This is the shock new revelation coming from the American Creationist's Movement (ACM). According to the ACM the world is only 6000 years old. This is in stark contrast to scientists claims that the world is in fact closer to being between four and five billion years old. Scientists, (whom the ACM believe only exist as tools of Satan to disprove the existence God), have based their evidence on...
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Funny story: Anti-Matter 'Missing' From Universe Is Found

Anti-Matter 'Missing' From Universe Is Found

Cosmology's biggest mystery has been solved due to pioneering work at CERN. The Big Bang Theory predicts that the universe should contain equal quantities of matter and anti-matter. The fact that only matter had been observed led cosmologists to a...
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Funny story: One dimensional universe - I kid you not!

One dimensional universe - I kid you not!

Fans of stupid theories are today celebrating following the announcement of the latest fanciful notion. According to Devan Stokovioj from the University of Buffalos, the universe 'exploded from a single point and was very, very small at first -- w...
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Funny story: Brian Cox - the rising star of British Astronomy

Brian Cox - the rising star of British Astronomy

Brian Cox, the rising star of television astronomy, has been asked to explain the entire universe, all that has happened, all that will happen, how it happens and what is going on right now across the entire visible universe. In four hour long episod...
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Funny story: Aliens on Arsenic; A New Standard for Life in the Universe

Aliens on Arsenic; A New Standard for Life in the Universe

Really, totally, and unequivocally excited about their recent bacterium discovery in an arsenic pool in California, biologists and astrologers were quick to hypothesize the existence of life (in other forms) across the universe. Though most all li...
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Funny story: The Universe Has Billions More Stars than Once Thought

The Universe Has Billions More Stars than Once Thought

Thanks to deep space analysis and the identification of galaxies even further away than had ever been measured before, scientists now believe that there may be three times as many stars as previously thought. Astronomer and discoverer, Myron Neepe...
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Funny story: Norton Folgate's Thoughts on Life, The Universe and Conkers

Norton Folgate's Thoughts on Life, The Universe and Conkers

Latest Thoughts From Professor Norton Folgate, the World's Leading Expert on Things in His Own Head: My grass needs cutting regularly. Why can't someone invent self cutting grass? Or cannibalistic grass. Grass that eats itself. It would save people a lot of time and make the world a nicer place to live in. You wouldn't get all these ne'er do wells leaving their grass to get too long and all...
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Funny story: Centre Of Universe Located!

Centre Of Universe Located!

An influential scientist has thrown the world of theoretical physics into confusion with a controversial idea about the individual's place in the universe. Previously, the individual's place in the universe was the realm of philosophers - each per...
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Funny story: Rogue Astronomer Claims Mirror Effect Makes Universe Appear Infinite

Rogue Astronomer Claims Mirror Effect Makes Universe Appear Infinite

Danish Astronomer Olaf Spokking claims that the universe is not only not made up of millions of stars but that in reality, there are only about two or three other solar systems in the whole of space. Spokking believes that the mirror effect is respon...
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Funny story: New $1.6-Billion Infrared Survey Telescope Goes Up In Smoke

New $1.6-Billion Infrared Survey Telescope Goes Up In Smoke

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Astronomer Joe Camelopardalis says he'd travel a light year for a Cancer stick, and one of these days, it will probably be cheaper to do exactly that. Nicotine junkies across the nation are hoping the Obama administration aband...
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Funny story: Scholar Claims Dr. Seuss Hid Key to Understanding Universe in Books

Scholar Claims Dr. Seuss Hid Key to Understanding Universe in Books

Chicago, IL - "Silly, fantastical, make-believe stories are what most people think of when they think of Dr. Seuss," claims Dr. Werner Schteinkel, who has been studying Dr. Seuss books his entire career trying to figure out if they are just nonsense...
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Funny story: 15 Billion Years before Christ even before God

15 Billion Years before Christ even before God

Once upon a time a long long long long time ago 15 Billion years ago, before Dinosaurs roamed the earth, there was nothing according to a lot of Scientists. Here though is another theory, the Universe has always been here but from our limited Kno...
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Funny story: Nothing not even a sausage

Nothing not even a sausage

Professor Karl Carlton known as the Nutty Professor, has caused more controversy after what he has said about the Big Bang which most scientists believe started the Universe 15 Billion years ago. A long long long long time ago more than 15 billion...
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Funny story: Parallel Universes - The Great Prophet Nostradumbass

Parallel Universes - The Great Prophet Nostradumbass

There are billions of Parallel Universes with billions of copies of you living different lives because of different choices made and different choices made by others in the other parallel universes. To put it simply imagine a powerful radio that you can tune into lots of different stations. While you are tuned into Radio one for example there are thousands of other radio stations still broadca...
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Funny story: Another Controversial Answer to the Meaning of Life Discovered

Another Controversial Answer to the Meaning of Life Discovered

Following news here that an Englishman in the Black Country had claimed to have discovered the meaning of life in a dictionary, a claim now disproved by the American Society of Simpleology but believed by most Americans as ABC News said it was true,...
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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