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Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse

Funny story: Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse

In a groundbreaking pronouncement, the International Forum of Theoretical Physicists today stated that Donald Trump's election confirmed the existence of the multiverse. At a press conference held at the National Academy of Sciences, Belinda Suarez,...

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Supreme Overlord, 26, can't build Supreme Command Centre in his garden which now falls outside village boundary in Northamptonshire

A 26 year old man who wishes to become Supreme Overlord of the universe has been stopped from building a Supreme Command Centre on his property in Northamptonshire because his garden now falls outside the village boundary. Dark Lord Simon Smith, a...

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New Robot Dog To Fight New League Of Crime

Funny story: New Robot Dog To Fight New League Of Crime

Mexico's criminal underworld has taken a dark turn with the rise of new criminals known as, 'super cyber scientific secret base bad guys.' The fight against crime called for an out of towner. An unknown police man who believes his dog is a robot.

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Quantum experiment accidentally splits the universe in two

Funny story: Quantum experiment accidentally splits the universe in two

Scientists at Cambridge university have accidentally split the entire Universe into two. "We're very sorry," said Kate Bifur, professor of quantum theory at Cambridge. "It was an accident." According to the incident log, the split occurred at n...

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New York Woman Reports Near-Life Experience

Funny story: New York Woman Reports Near-Life Experience

While the so-called near-death experience (NDE) is a relatively commonly known phenomenon, scientists have for the first time encountered what appears to be a near-life experience (NLE). The very first documented NLE account came from 41-year-old...

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The world is not as old as we thought

Funny story: The world is not as old as we thought

This is the shock new revelation coming from the American Creationist's Movement (ACM). According to the ACM the world is only 6000 years old. This is in stark contrast to scientists claims that the world is in fact closer to being between four and five billion years old. Scientists, (whom the ACM believe only exist as tools of Satan to disprove the existence God), have based their evidence on...

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Anti-Matter 'Missing' From Universe Is Found

Funny story: Anti-Matter 'Missing' From Universe Is Found

Cosmology's biggest mystery has been solved due to pioneering work at CERN. The Big Bang Theory predicts that the universe should contain equal quantities of matter and anti-matter. The fact that only matter had been observed led cosmologists to a...

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One dimensional universe - I kid you not!

Funny story: One dimensional universe - I kid you not!

Fans of stupid theories are today celebrating following the announcement of the latest fanciful notion. According to Devan Stokovioj from the University of Buffalos, the universe 'exploded from a single point and was very, very small at first -- w...

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Brian Cox - the rising star of British Astronomy

Funny story: Brian Cox - the rising star of British Astronomy

Brian Cox, the rising star of television astronomy, has been asked to explain the entire universe, all that has happened, all that will happen, how it happens and what is going on right now across the entire visible universe. In four hour long episod...

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Aliens on Arsenic; A New Standard for Life in the Universe

Funny story: Aliens on Arsenic; A New Standard for Life in the Universe

Really, totally, and unequivocally excited about their recent bacterium discovery in an arsenic pool in California, biologists and astrologers were quick to hypothesize the existence of life (in other forms) across the universe. Though most all li...

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The Universe Has Billions More Stars than Once Thought

Funny story: The Universe Has Billions More Stars than Once Thought

Thanks to deep space analysis and the identification of galaxies even further away than had ever been measured before, scientists now believe that there may be three times as many stars as previously thought. Astronomer and discoverer, Myron Neepe...

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Norton Folgate's Thoughts on Life, The Universe and Conkers

Funny story: Norton Folgate's Thoughts on Life, The Universe and Conkers

Latest Thoughts From Professor Norton Folgate, the World's Leading Expert on Things in His Own Head: My grass needs cutting regularly. Why can't someone invent self cutting grass? Or cannibalistic grass. Grass that eats itself. It would save people a lot of time and make the world a nicer place to live in. You wouldn't get all these ne'er do wells leaving their grass to get too long and all...

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Centre Of Universe Located!

Funny story: Centre Of Universe Located!

An influential scientist has thrown the world of theoretical physics into confusion with a controversial idea about the individual's place in the universe. Previously, the individual's place in the universe was the realm of philosophers - each per...

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Rogue Astronomer Claims Mirror Effect Makes Universe Appear Infinite

Funny story: Rogue Astronomer Claims Mirror Effect Makes Universe Appear Infinite

Danish Astronomer Olaf Spokking claims that the universe is not only not made up of millions of stars but that in reality, there are only about two or three other solar systems in the whole of space. Spokking believes that the mirror effect is respon...

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New $1.6-Billion Infrared Survey Telescope Goes Up In Smoke

Funny story: New $1.6-Billion Infrared Survey Telescope Goes Up In Smoke

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Astronomer Joe Camelopardalis says he'd travel a light year for a Cancer stick, and one of these days, it will probably be cheaper to do exactly that. Nicotine junkies across the nation are hoping the Obama administration aband...

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Scholar Claims Dr. Seuss Hid Key to Understanding Universe in Books

Funny story: Scholar Claims Dr. Seuss Hid Key to Understanding Universe in Books

Chicago, IL - "Silly, fantastical, make-believe stories are what most people think of when they think of Dr. Seuss," claims Dr. Werner Schteinkel, who has been studying Dr. Seuss books his entire career trying to figure out if they are just nonsense...

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15 Billion Years before Christ even before God

Funny story: 15 Billion Years before Christ even before God

Once upon a time a long long long long time ago 15 Billion years ago, before Dinosaurs roamed the earth, there was nothing according to a lot of Scientists. Here though is another theory, the Universe has always been here but from our limited Kno...

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Nothing not even a sausage

Funny story: Nothing not even a sausage

Professor Karl Carlton known as the Nutty Professor, has caused more controversy after what he has said about the Big Bang which most scientists believe started the Universe 15 Billion years ago. A long long long long time ago more than 15 billion...

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United States Stupidity Quotient

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