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Funny story:  Troops to Teachers Program Spin-offs Not Quite as Successful

Troops to Teachers Program Spin-offs Not Quite as Successful

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Troops to Teachers (TTT) Program, established in 1994 by the Department of Defense, has successfully placed 20,000 participants in the nation's schools. The purpose of TTT is to help honorably discharged military personnel as...
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Funny story:  New Federal Government Teeny Tiny Housing Program Offered to Millennials

New Federal Government Teeny Tiny Housing Program Offered to Millennials

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Housing Administration announced today a bit of hope for the Millennial generation. In general, Generation Y has been left "out in the cold" when it comes to home buying, mostly due to a dismal employment outlook, high...
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Funny story:  U.S. Government Announces New Job Force Initiative

U.S. Government Announces New Job Force Initiative

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Labor Department issued a statement today about a new Job force initiative designed to provide needed jobs to the nation's unemployed. "We are calling it the 'R.R.R.P.' for 'Restroom Renewal & Restoration Project'," stat...
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Funny story:  The U.S. Put on Probation

The U.S. Put on Probation

THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS - The International Court of Justice (ICJ), the principal judicial organ of the United Nations, has placed the United States on a year's probation. The ICJ determined that the U.S. was guilty of mishandling of the world's en...
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Funny story:  One Out of Every 100 Americans Behind Bars

One Out of Every 100 Americans Behind Bars

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - A spokesman for the Federal Bureau of Prisons has issued a stern warning to the American Public. "It is getting darn right crowded in here," complains Warden Clarence Frapples. "You people need to start behaving and follo...
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Funny story:  New Syrian instability means Rock of Gibraltar is as strategic as ever to the west

New Syrian instability means Rock of Gibraltar is as strategic as ever to the west

New instability in Syria and the Middle East means the Rock of Gibraltar still has a major part to play in military peace keeping operations in the Mediterranean. Additionally Spanish pressures on Sovereignty issues are being regarded as pointless an...
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Funny story:  Italy To Sell The Island of Sardinia To Peru

Italy To Sell The Island of Sardinia To Peru

ROME - In a move that is certainly unprecedented Italy has decided to part with one of its islands. Pasquale Pettigolezzo with Italy's national news agency The Daily Vino stated to the Italian members of the press that after much consideration the...
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Funny story:  Saudi Arabia to U.S. - Take This Once Upon Another Time International Love Thing And Shove It!

Saudi Arabia to U.S. - Take This Once Upon Another Time International Love Thing And Shove It!

Riyadh - Saudi Arabia's more or less intelligence chief cook & bottle washer, Prince Roscoe Vasco Duhgama III, has said that his totally clueless/archaically ineffective kingdom - along with, of course, any uncharted territory of nearby unclaimed...
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Funny story:  Canada Reports That Moose Rustling Has Reached Epidemic Proportions

Canada Reports That Moose Rustling Has Reached Epidemic Proportions

CALGARY, Alberta - The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have just informed the Canadian public that moose rustling has gotten way out of hand and something has got to be done. Captain Jacques Renfrew with the RCMP said that just in the month of Augus...
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Funny story:  The U.S. Government Will Be Importing 7 Million Viagra Pills From Peru

The U.S. Government Will Be Importing 7 Million Viagra Pills From Peru

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Pharmaceuticals has just announced that they have sealed a deal with the government of Peru to import Viagra pills. UDDP Spokesperson May Bergerbock, 38, stated to American Spotlight Magazine that...
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Funny story:  President Obama Says That Mexico Has Asked To Borrow $3 Million So They Can Continue With Their Moon Exploration Program

President Obama Says That Mexico Has Asked To Borrow $3 Million So They Can Continue With Their Moon Exploration Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama announced that he had received a text message from Mexico's President Nacho Winslow asking to borrow $3 million. President Winslow stated that his country needs the funds in order to continue with their moon shot...
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Funny story:  Frustrated college graduates wipe asses with diplomas

Frustrated college graduates wipe asses with diplomas

U.S. college graduates, fed up with the job market and slow economy, have began wiping their asses with their diplomas in protest. The nationwide protests, known as the "Univershitty Protests," have spread online via social networks as th...
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Funny story:  Reasons behind NBC's decision not to live broadcast the London Olympics revealed, dramatic events ensue

Reasons behind NBC's decision not to live broadcast the London Olympics revealed, dramatic events ensue

American station NBC refuses to live broadcast the 2012 London Summer Olympic Games. Jonathan D. Miller, the President of NBC Sports, has just announced that NBC had made a calculated choice to air sport events with 6 to 8 hours delay. "Scientific...
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Funny story:  State merger proposed

State merger proposed

In a bid to simplify the teaching of the states, a new proposal has been put forward to merge some states. "Why do we need a North and South Dakota?" asked Dee Sentrale, head of a Californian PR firm. "So we will be merging them into just Dakota.
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Funny story:  Re-Verified US-Canadian Border Makes the US a Little Warmer and Smaller

Re-Verified US-Canadian Border Makes the US a Little Warmer and Smaller

What started out as a harmless, beer driven drunken dare, US President, Barack Obama, ended up losing, not only the US's half of the Great Lakes along with Lake Michigan, but, also, half of all the US states that border the country of Canada. This h...
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