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Funny story: Obama Takes Control of Education

Obama Takes Control of Education

Following the revolutionary "No Child Will Escape" Act of 2001 fronted by George W. Bush and signed into law on Jan, 8, 2002, Barack Obama has launched his own follow-up "No Child Can Ever Escape" education bill which will be passed shortly with no f...
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Funny story: Hairy Reid: "I may be down for the count, but don't count me out"

Hairy Reid: "I may be down for the count, but don't count me out"

Hairy Reid (D-NV), ousted as Senate majority leader by American voters in the last election and blinded by the light of divine revelation (God, allegedly, has shown Hairy that that it's way past time for him to surrender the reins of political power...
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Funny story: "Pig Castrator" Attacked By Bill Mahr

"Pig Castrator" Attacked By Bill Mahr

The typical Republican response as to how they stand on climate change is to say, "I'm not a scientist." It is for example, the position of Most GOP House members like Jonie "pig castrator" Earnst who has said "I've not seen proven proof." She gave...
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Funny story: Now You can Sell your Vote!

Now You can Sell your Vote!

WASHINGTON. VOTES FOR SALE by order of Congress. Yes folks, it's finally here, on the back of the 1997 North Carolina ground breaking voluntary sterilization for women called "Project Prevention" that invited young women to have themselves sterilized...
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Funny story: U.S. Government to be "Outsourced" - declares Obama.

U.S. Government to be "Outsourced" - declares Obama.

With the advent of a new bill that has mysteriously made its way through Congress to become law, the U.S. government has, to many minds, permanently dissolved itself and binned its own constitution for keeps. The Bill, hastily presented and passe...
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Funny story: U.S. Congress Is Admired Throughout The World

U.S. Congress Is Admired Throughout The World

As is well known, the U.S. Congress represents the wisdom of the whole nation. The two houses together are an august, majestic body admired throughout the world. Perhaps symbolic of the will of millions of Americans is the re-election of GOP Ok...
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Funny story: Obama Laughs At Founding Fathers

Obama Laughs At Founding Fathers

The framers of The U.S. Constitution were concerned about excessive power in both the Presidency and the military. So, under Article I Section 8, delegates to Congress the power to make war. But since World War II, Presidents have ignored Congress...
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Funny story: What Price 'Democracy'?

What Price 'Democracy'?

A new law has been passed in Washington. Nobody with assets of less than $50 million will henceforth be allowed to stand for political office. President Obama has announced the move as a "triumph for democracy". George Bush said it was "long overdue" and is a welcome move in the "war against terrorism". Pope Francis has sent a telegram of congratulations saying "God and the Banco Ambrosian...
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Funny story: Eric Cantor: "Godzilla Scares Me"

Eric Cantor: "Godzilla Scares Me"

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor told Hollywood Beat Magazine that he is indeed scared of Godzilla. "He really frightens me" a subdued Cantor told reporter Holly Sue Robbins "After I saw Godzilla VS. Space Godzilla, I have nightmares". Cant...
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Funny story: Americans Debate whether they Get Stuff Done

Americans Debate whether they Get Stuff Done

Dateline: WASHINGTON-Politicians rallied on Get Stuff Done Day, to reassure the American people that their government is in working order. Many boasted of their accomplishments while in office, describing in great detail the stuff in question.
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Funny story: Congress Declares Global War on 'The Heebie-Jeebies'

Congress Declares Global War on 'The Heebie-Jeebies'

WASHINGTON-On Monday, the U.S. Congress unanimously approved the Authorization for Use of Force against Unpleasant Lifeforms (AUFUL) joint resolution, effectively declaring war on what the Obama administration calls "the heebie-jeebies." After si...
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Funny story: Jimmy Carter: 'My own communications are probably monitored'

Jimmy Carter: 'My own communications are probably monitored'

"We have become a nation of spie,s which is sad", says the former President. Carter went on to tell the press that there among their own group is at least one spy taking down everything he was saying and which of them were nodding their heads in a...
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Funny story: Obama Delays Daylight Savings Time Until 2017

Obama Delays Daylight Savings Time Until 2017

Washington,D.C.-The Obama administration announced today that President Obama has signed an executive order delaying the start of Daylight Savings Time until after the elections in 2016. The move, which was widely anticipated, comes on the heels...
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Funny story: Barack Obama signs law that stops actors from playing more than one Superhero on screen

Barack Obama signs law that stops actors from playing more than one Superhero on screen

It was a momentous day in Washington as President Barack Obama put the finishing touches on a new bill that prevents Hollywood actors from playing more than one superhero on film. The President had been promising laws regulating actors and their por...
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Funny story: Police May Use Military Conscious Spray (U-24) on Criminals

Police May Use Military Conscious Spray (U-24) on Criminals

New York City has asked authorities in Washington DC about the use of U-24 spray used by our military. This spray would certainly result in fewer deaths and injuries so why can't it be used on criminals or to disrupt crowds, NYC cops wish to know.
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Funny story: North Korea to start drone testing, partners with Brookstone

North Korea to start drone testing, partners with Brookstone

Pyongyang, North Korea - Supreme leader Kim Jong-Un continues his threats towards the western world as North Korea has just announced it will begin drone testing for military use. In an undisclosed deal with US retailer Brookstone, North Korean plans...
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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Does Not Take Baths

Nancy Pelosi Does Not Take Baths

GOP Nemesis Nancy Pelosi does not take baths according to a hacked NHS spy recording. Why? "We're still listening", says reporter. Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi, elected Democratic Leader by House Democrats and therefore the Minority Leader...
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Funny story: US Congress Unanimously Passes 'Days of the Week' Bill

US Congress Unanimously Passes 'Days of the Week' Bill

In unparalleled precedence, the US Congress passed the dubious 'Days of the Week' bill by a unanimous vote, the first such occurrence in the short history of the 113th Do-Nothing Congress. So thrilled were all 535 members at the outcome, that they h...
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Only 3 Drugs In America's Pharmacopeia "Do anything"

A high ranking official with the FDA made the remark Thursday at a cocktail party. He said "other than this whiskey the only thing medicine has to offer is penicillin, tranquilizers, and amphetamines"
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