THUG CITY, IL ---- Following what he described as a "thorough review" of his flight crew's use of police to drag Kentucky medical doctor David Tao off an "overbooked" flight to prevent him from tending to his patients the next morning (and to replace...
CHICAGO-United Airlines, upon announcing a historic first quarter loss of over $600 million dollars due in part to stormy weather, will embark upon a weather modification program in conjunction with the scientific community, Native American tribal da...
United airlines may have found a loophole in their flight policy to and from Cuba, and faking the smell of an "unfamiliar odor" gave the airline the two thumbs up to land in Cuba.
Although United does not normally fly into Cuba, the pilot on boar...
Friendly Skies, UT - Innovation in times of higher fuel prices are the only way airlines are staying afloat. However United Airlines may have crossed the line in its latest attempt to shave and save money.
Friendly Skies News - Today McDonalds announced that they have struck a deal to begin serving their full menu on United Airlines and American Airlines. The news is a bit of a shock since both airlines have been cutting back severely on perks, such as...
Predicted soon to be out of the red, United Airlines ticket sales will be skyrocketing due to the new revolutionary book, Changing Plains, which is flying out of amazon.com with so many demands it is threatening to peril the Internet. The immediate r...
Unanimous Airlines (UA) announced more cost cutting moves today to save the struggling airline. High fuel prices and difficult schedules have all lead to airlines running off schedule and facing financial difficulties.
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