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Robots Form Union, Plan Strike

Funny story: Robots Form Union, Plan Strike

Spokesperson Bradley Mitchell of the newly formed International Machine Union told reporters that when machines are in down time they feel useless and forgotten leading to boredom and depression. "Simply, what they are asking for" said Mr. Mi...

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Fast-food customers safe "for now"

Funny story: Fast-food customers safe "for now"

DEE TROIT, MI - Disgruntled fast-food workers have united, in Dee Troit, of all places, walking off their jobs in support of unionization, after union reps, armed with baseball bats and megaphones, promised them $15 and benefits for cleaning restroom...

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Local Worker Fired Over Half-Ass Work at Garbage Collection (Politics?)

Funny story: Local Worker Fired Over Half-Ass Work at Garbage Collection (Politics?)

Billy Raymond of Studs, Georgia has been fired by the state government because he was reported as only doing his job in a half-ass way. Raymond was the second worker fired this week after Chester Moleturd became victim number one earlier. "Wa...

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The White House Has Just Learned That Most Illegal Aliens Are Members of The Illegal Immigrants Union (IIU)

Funny story: The White House Has Just Learned That Most Illegal Aliens Are Members of The Illegal Immigrants Union (IIU)

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just found out from a very reliable source that most illegal aliens are members of the Illegal Immigrants Union or IIU. The information came from a source who spoke on grounds of anonym...

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"National Railway Replacement Bus Service Day" to honour Bob Crow

Funny story: "National Railway Replacement Bus Service Day" to honour Bob Crow

In a move demonstrated to have more animation than the average commuter on a London Tube strike day, the Rail Maritime and Transport Union have presented a petition to Downing Street to declare the 27th of December "National Railway Replacement Bus S...

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Teen Hookers See 12% Pay Increase in 2013

Funny story: Teen Hookers See 12% Pay Increase in 2013

Local teen hookers are doing pretty well in this rough economy according to a Pew Research Poll. The Poll taken the last week of December 2013 showed that the average hourly pay for teen hookers is up 12% from the same time last year. "I think t...

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Ford Relaunches Pinto for 2015!

Funny story: Ford Relaunches Pinto for 2015!

Ford Motor executives announced today that the company will be relaunching it's most popular bomb on wheels for model year 2015! Like the popular retro Mustang that was introduced in 2006, the new Pinto will look much the same as it's 1970's coun...

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Boeing To Move To Bangladesh To Hire Sweatshop Workers

Funny story: Boeing To Move To Bangladesh To Hire Sweatshop Workers

Seattle--- Recently nine billion in tax subsidies were voted by the state legislature in Washington State to give to Boeing Aircraft. It involves 787 tax breaks ands the largest subsidy ever given to a corporation by a state in the nation's history.

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Corporate C.E.O.s Organize for More Pay

Ever since President Ronald Reagan busted the air-traffic controllers' union, organized labor has been on the decline. Now, that trend has begun to change with the formation of the 'Fortune 500 Executive Leader's Union'. The fledgling union has a...

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Clint Eastwood and William Shatner To Star In The Civil War Epic "Horses and Bayonets"

Funny story: Clint Eastwood and William Shatner To Star In The Civil War Epic "Horses and Bayonets"

HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with Tri-Moon Pictures will soon begin production on Sheboygan Saddlehorn's epic Civil War movie Horses and Bayonets. The movie deals with the battle of Pappy Perkins Creek which is located just outside o...

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Choc ice slur man makes stand against racism, by kicking "Kick Racism Out Of Football" out of football

Funny story: Choc ice slur man makes stand against racism, by kicking "Kick Racism Out Of Football" out of football

Gin soaked senile, ex trade unionist claims he felt embarrassed after Choc ice slur man had made the decision despite Gin soaked senile, ex trade unionist telling the media in his pre-match press conference that all of his players would support the c...

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Union demands extra second's pay for workers

Funny story: Union demands extra second's pay for workers

Leaders of the Britain's biggest public sector union have proposed industrial action if employers do not pay workers for the extra second that is being inserted into the calendar on June 30th. At midnight on June 30th, one second is due to be adde...

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Human Shields Form Union

Funny story: Human Shields Form Union

Usually a stop gap for college kids looking for the pin money before embarking on a cooperate career or an occupation for those retired and just looking to supplement their pensions, the life of a Human Shield can be fraught not only with danger bu...

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NBA Plantation Workers Still Prefer the Aston Martin DB9

Funny story: NBA Plantation Workers Still Prefer the Aston Martin DB9

NBA player attorney Jeffrey Kessler asserted yesterday, that his represented union based sports-entertainment employees were simply underpaid "plantation workers". Premium auto dealers around the U.S. might disagree, given recent sales of elite auto...

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No Ghosts This Halloween As UK Spooks Walk Out

Funny story: No Ghosts This Halloween As UK Spooks Walk Out

The National Union Of Ghosts have officially voted for a mass float out this Halloween, after talks with the government over pay finally broke down. Casper Crowther, spooksman for the Union, told us "the government are being incredibly ignorant in...

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Mulligan! Obama Convinces UAW to Take $33m Golf Complex Off Market with Bailout Offer!

Funny story: Mulligan! Obama Convinces UAW to Take $33m Golf Complex Off Market with Bailout Offer!

The United Auto Workers (UAW) quietly withdrew their $33M, 1,000 acre resort in Michigan from the market after a private meeting with Obama's 'Green Team" at the EPA which promised a cash infusion to promote more 'green jobs' and pointing to the spr...

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Obama Demands NBA Must "Pass this New Contract RIGHT NOW!"

Funny story: Obama Demands NBA Must "Pass this New Contract RIGHT NOW!"

President Obama took time off from campaigning to throw his support behind the NBA player's union as contract negotiations have broken off and the owners have declared a 'lockout' threatening the 2011-2012 season. In an informal rant after a picku...

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Lybian Rebels Overtaken By Unions

Funny story: Lybian Rebels Overtaken By Unions

In a surprising turn of events in Lybia this evening, the rebels who recently overthrew the brutal dictator Muammar Gaddafi have suffered their own defeat. After a mere 19 hours, the stronghold the rebels held on Martyr Square has been replaced...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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