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Liverpool fashion addict believes a cold crotch in winter is better than a warm pair of woolly knickers!

Funny story: Liverpool fashion addict believes a cold crotch in winter is better than a warm pair of woolly knickers!

Liverpool, UK: A young lady spotted walking down a Scouse street without knickers, and nothing else apart from a fur coat and ear muffs, flashed her rosy-colored bum to the neighbours and they called the cops believing there was a loony on the loose...

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New bicycle ride service beats Uber and Lyft

Funny story: New bicycle ride service beats Uber and Lyft

Phoenix, AZ - According to WedG spokes-person, Streck "The Streak" Baque, WedG's new bicycle ride service is much cheaper that Uber or Lyft. Customers sit on the crossbar. Customers have a choice of facing the peddler or facing the handlebars. A...

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Cucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray

Funny story: Cucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray

CUCAMONGA - Petula Lemonfizz, who has lived in California all of her life has just become an overnight millionaire. The Cucamonga English teacher said that she just got sick and tired of having her bra and panties end up around her ankles every ti...

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Apathetic Sex Offenders Gleeful at the Prospect of a New Challenge

Funny story: Apathetic Sex Offenders Gleeful at the Prospect of a New Challenge

Sex offenders who have lost their appetite for crime are to be given a new zeal for acts of a heinous nature thanks to some soon to be released products known as Anti Rape Underwear. AR Wear, the company behind the products, will see prototypes ro...

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Elastic shortage raises risk of low-slung underwear

The risk of shortages in supplies of decent elastic this year is increasing, National Elasticity warned yesterday. Recent heat-waves in various parts of the world have ruined the availability of rubber and elastic, and many production companies ha...

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Kansas Bans The California Fad of Wearing Underwear as Outerwear

Funny story: Kansas Bans The California Fad of Wearing Underwear as Outerwear

TOPEKA, Kansas - After receiving thousands and thousands of letters, emails, text messages, and tweets, the state of Kansas has just passed what Kansans are calling a much needed blow for decency, morality, and political awareness. Senator Elvira...

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Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her Five Favorite Places To Wear No Underwear

NEW YORK, NY - If you follow Gwyneth Paltrow's every waking moment as closely as we here at The Spoof do, then you'll know the 'Blonde Cougar' is certainly no stranger to controversy: last week, she grabbed international headlines by attending the pr...

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Margaret Thatcher Stole My Underpants

Funny story: Margaret Thatcher Stole My Underpants

A woman in Newcastle has tonight sensationally revealed that Margaret Thatcher has a terrible secret. That secret is that she deprived children in the North East of their underpants during the 1980s miners' strike. "That's right" Said Ginny fro...

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Millions of Cypriots will go commando as EU bailout imposes austerity knicker tax says seer

Nicosia - A Cyprus psychic whose visions interpret supernatural omens by staring intently at expensive underwear has warned the nation will go commando rather than pay the new exorbitant levy on butt cover-ups. Nicholas Nicholaides, 69, known on t...

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Poltergeist plays havoc with Queen's knickers

Funny story: Poltergeist plays havoc with Queen's knickers

Balmoral - A pesky phantom is being blamed for snatching the Queen's knickers during a performance of Mozart's Cosy Fanny Tutti this week. The royal arse was left in the buff as HM sat through the 1790 three-act Opera Buffa at the Loch Ness Operat...

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Middle Eastern Blues

As more riots break out all over the Middle East where some of the poorest people in the world reside Back and to the Left news asks a very simple question. Where the fuck do they get the money to buy all the guns from? People who can't afford sho...

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US Bans Al-Qaeda Underwear Range

Funny story: US Bans Al-Qaeda Underwear Range

The US has moved quickly to ban a new range of underwear designed by al-Qaeda-sponsored Islamic Fundamentalist underwear designers working in Yemen, it has been revealed. I revealed it. Yemen, which, for some reason, doesn't rhyme with 'semen',...

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The Sun Sweeps The Board In Today's Piffle Prize Awards With More Underwear Related Nonsense

Funny story: The Sun Sweeps The Board In Today's Piffle Prize Awards With More Underwear Related Nonsense

"If you are a big fan of underwear, stars in their underwear, or even Z-List celebs in their underwear, then you need look no further than today's edition of The Sun," guest speaker, Pixie Lott told an enthralled audience at today's Piffle Prize Awar...

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Lingerie ads release a man's feminine side

Funny story: Lingerie ads release a man's feminine side

Ryan Cooper, a fictitious representative of the author from Oldham, has finally admitted his love of his feminine side after a constant barrage of ads for sexy lingerie. "It was every website I visited," said Cooper. "At first I thought it was bec...

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Lingerie Ad 'Unlikely To Seriously Offend Jews'

Funny story: Lingerie Ad 'Unlikely To Seriously Offend Jews'

The Advertising Standards Authority has rejected a complaint about a Calvin Klein lingerie poster. An ultra-Orthodox Jew claimed that the poster - featuring five models in the designer smalls - was offensive to fellow believers who are forbidden t...

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Business Briefs hit the shelves

Funny story: Business Briefs hit the shelves

The high street store for the intelligentsia, Sparks and Mensa, are launching a new range of underwear for the economically minded executive: Business Briefs. This new range of stylish undergarment comes in three varieties. The lowest priced in...

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The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 5

Funny story: The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 5

Meisterfibber took a large breath, puffed out his chest, enhanced his 'air of dignity' and began giving the terms, one at a time. "The first term is for you to stop killing off the King's guard". Burpsfire needed a moment to think about this. After some time he came up with the following response: "But, I've already killed off every one of the King's guard", the dragon said with a puzzled...

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The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 4

Funny story: The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 4

Meisterfibber went back home and told his mom about his upcoming quest. She was not pleased to hear about it, but thought that getting her adopted son away from Murray's Tavern for a few days would not be such a bad idea. She packed him a backpack full of food and took a fresh clean pair of briefs and put them into a leather case. She told him, that, if he was to make a good impression with the...

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