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Funny story: Apathetic Sex Offenders Gleeful at the Prospect of a New Challenge

Apathetic Sex Offenders Gleeful at the Prospect of a New Challenge

Sex offenders who have lost their appetite for crime are to be given a new zeal for acts of a heinous nature thanks to some soon to be released products known as Anti Rape Underwear. AR Wear, the company behind the products, will see prototypes ro...
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Funny story: Elastic shortage raises risk of low-slung underwear

Elastic shortage raises risk of low-slung underwear

The risk of shortages in supplies of decent elastic this year is increasing, National Elasticity warned yesterday. Recent heat-waves in various parts of the world have ruined the availability of rubber and elastic, and many production companies ha...
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Funny story: Kansas Bans The California Fad of Wearing Underwear as Outerwear

Kansas Bans The California Fad of Wearing Underwear as Outerwear

TOPEKA, Kansas - After receiving thousands and thousands of letters, emails, text messages, and tweets, the state of Kansas has just passed what Kansans are calling a much needed blow for decency, morality, and political awareness. Senator Elvira...
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Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her Five Favorite Places To Wear No Underwear

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her Five Favorite Places To Wear No Underwear

NEW YORK, NY - If you follow Gwyneth Paltrow's every waking moment as closely as we here at The Spoof do, then you'll know the 'Blonde Cougar' is certainly no stranger to controversy: last week, she grabbed international headlines by attending the pr...
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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher Stole My Underpants

Margaret Thatcher Stole My Underpants

A woman in Newcastle has tonight sensationally revealed that Margaret Thatcher has a terrible secret. That secret is that she deprived children in the North East of their underpants during the 1980s miners' strike. "That's right" Said Ginny fro...
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Funny story: Millions of Cypriots will go commando as EU bailout imposes austerity knicker tax says seer

Millions of Cypriots will go commando as EU bailout imposes austerity knicker tax says seer

Nicosia - A Cyprus psychic whose visions interpret supernatural omens by staring intently at expensive underwear has warned the nation will go commando rather than pay the new exorbitant levy on butt cover-ups. Nicholas Nicholaides, 69, known on t...
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Funny story: Flying by the seat of their pants - the heroes of the Battle of Britain

Flying by the seat of their pants - the heroes of the Battle of Britain

A new documentary on Channel 7 tonight aims to tell the real story of the Battle of Britain. Now that most of the combatants are dead, freshly revealed diaries and secret files can expose what actually happened in the skies during that critical battle of WW2. Corporal Harry Cross was an airman in Britain's 5th Airborne Pantyhose Division. An entry in his diary for 17th August 1940 read: "It was...
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Funny story: Poltergeist plays havoc with Queen's knickers

Poltergeist plays havoc with Queen's knickers

Balmoral - A pesky phantom is being blamed for snatching the Queen's knickers during a performance of Mozart's Cosy Fanny Tutti this week. The royal arse was left in the buff as HM sat through the 1790 three-act Opera Buffa at the Loch Ness Operat...
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Funny story: Middle Eastern Blues

Middle Eastern Blues

As more riots break out all over the Middle East where some of the poorest people in the world reside Back and to the Left news asks a very simple question. Where the fuck do they get the money to buy all the guns from? People who can't afford sho...
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Funny story: US Bans Al-Qaeda Underwear Range

US Bans Al-Qaeda Underwear Range

The US has moved quickly to ban a new range of underwear designed by al-Qaeda-sponsored Islamic Fundamentalist underwear designers working in Yemen, it has been revealed. I revealed it. Yemen, which, for some reason, doesn't rhyme with 'semen',...
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Funny story: The Sun Sweeps The Board In Today's Piffle Prize Awards With More Underwear Related Nonsense

The Sun Sweeps The Board In Today's Piffle Prize Awards With More Underwear Related Nonsense

"If you are a big fan of underwear, stars in their underwear, or even Z-List celebs in their underwear, then you need look no further than today's edition of The Sun," guest speaker, Pixie Lott told an enthralled audience at today's Piffle Prize Awar...
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Funny story: Lingerie ads release a man's feminine side

Lingerie ads release a man's feminine side

Ryan Cooper, a fictitious representative of the author from Oldham, has finally admitted his love of his feminine side after a constant barrage of ads for sexy lingerie. "It was every website I visited," said Cooper. "At first I thought it was bec...
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Funny story: Lingerie Ad 'Unlikely To Seriously Offend Jews'

Lingerie Ad 'Unlikely To Seriously Offend Jews'

The Advertising Standards Authority has rejected a complaint about a Calvin Klein lingerie poster. An ultra-Orthodox Jew claimed that the poster - featuring five models in the designer smalls - was offensive to fellow believers who are forbidden t...
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Funny story: Business Briefs hit the shelves

Business Briefs hit the shelves

The high street store for the intelligentsia, Sparks and Mensa, are launching a new range of underwear for the economically minded executive: Business Briefs. This new range of stylish undergarment comes in three varieties. The lowest priced in...
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Funny story: The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 5

The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 5

Meisterfibber took a large breath, puffed out his chest, enhanced his 'air of dignity' and began giving the terms, one at a time. "The first term is for you to stop killing off the King's guard". Burpsfire needed a moment to think about this. After some time he came up with the following response: "But, I've already killed off every one of the King's guard", the dragon said with a puzzled...
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Funny story: The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 4

The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 4

Meisterfibber went back home and told his mom about his upcoming quest. She was not pleased to hear about it, but thought that getting her adopted son away from Murray's Tavern for a few days would not be such a bad idea. She packed him a backpack full of food and took a fresh clean pair of briefs and put them into a leather case. She told him, that, if he was to make a good impression with the...
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Funny story: The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 3

The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 3

Hop-To-It paused for a moment to see if he could remember if he had asked Larry if he'd put on a fresh clean pair of briefs that morning. He couldn't remember if he did so he continued on with the story. "I introduced ourselves and told Burpsfire that Larry was here to parley for the Kingdom of Dodgedom. Larry stepped forward to face Burpsfire and… And… Just turned all white. His eyes got al...
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Funny story: The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 2

The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 2

As the King silently wept into his beer he could only wish that he'd taken his mother's advice and become a heavy metal rock star. The king's moping was finally ended by a loud voice that came from the back of the room. "Hey!" cried out a voice from the middle of the room. "Why not do parley with the dragon to strike a truce? I don't see how we have anything to lose by trying". The King...
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