DETROIT, Mi.--Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, on trial for trying to set fire to his underwear while on a Northwest Airlines flight, changed his pleas to guilty today.
The prosecution's' relief was, however, short-lived when it was learned that Abdulmu...
A 24-year-old Nigerian man who claimed to have ties to al-Qaida and to hold a Lagos Public Library Card goes on trial this week for destroying his underwear on a Detroit-bound airliner on Christmas Day 2009.
Authorities later learned the man's fat...
London - (Big Bang Theory): Last Xmas Day his controversial penile dysfunction cure failed to light up underpants bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab's y-fronts.
289 Northwest Airlines Flight 253 passengers were spared from a fatal splattering of Ab...
Middletown, Connecticut - (Boom & Bust): Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab has told CIA interrogators that rival Iranian wackjobs are behind the Middletown power plant gas blast.
He has blamed a termite (sic) hand grenade, smuggled in a takeaway hamb...
Washington - (Pie-in-the-Sky): CIA director Leon Panetta may be due for a Wall Street-sized $$$s New Year bonus following the phenomenally successful interrogation of Detroit 'pants' bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab.
A top flight two year probe in...
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