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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 10th September 2012

Football Gossip & comments 10th September 2012

England and Manchester City midfielder James Milner, 26, says his Yorkshire grit fuels his determination to succeed. (Daily Mail) Yorkshire grit, tea-bags and yorkshire puddings. Ukraine coach Oleg Blokhin has banned his players from watching videos of World Cup qualifier opponents England's 5-0 win over Moldova - in case they are intimidated. (Daily Mirror) If they go on the pitch thinking...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley Gives Maksim Chmerkovskiy A Stern Warning

Kirstie Alley Gives Maksim Chmerkovskiy A Stern Warning

HOLLYWOOD - Season 15 of Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars kicks off on September 24, and some of the celebrities are already making themselves heard. Kirstie Alley, who appeared on season 12, and was paired with "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom"...
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Funny story:  Ukrainian prostitutes go on strike; too much coitus interruptus during sex with footy fans!

Ukrainian prostitutes go on strike; too much coitus interruptus during sex with footy fans!

Ukrainian prostitutes have been pretty busy during the Euro 2012, but now they have decided to strike until it is all over. The reason why they are striking is because footy fans visiting the local bordellos in the Ukraine are too busy watching the g...
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Funny story:  Racism and Homophobia: What's The Problem?  Ukraine Speaks Out

Racism and Homophobia: What's The Problem? Ukraine Speaks Out

The government of Ukraine hit back at concerned critics today defending perceived racism and homophobia among its citizens as "harmless horseplay and banter". At a hastily convened press conference for the international media intended as a damage...
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Funny story:  Melee Breaks out in Ukrainian Parliament over botched Lunch Order

Melee Breaks out in Ukrainian Parliament over botched Lunch Order

A melee broke out in the Ukrainian Parliament located in Chicken Kiev, Ukraine sending five representatives to a 30 minute time out, and two representatives to the Minnesota Vikings in exchange for six cases of Jack Daniels to help enhance their driv...
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Funny story:  Gaddafi's Nurse Applies For Asylum

Gaddafi's Nurse Applies For Asylum

A Ukranian nurse, once said to be "close to" Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi, has applied for asylum in Norway. Galyna Kolotnyska was evacuated from Libya earlier on in the year after the troubles escalated and she went home to Ukraine for a while i...
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Funny story:  Hi. My Name is Vladymyr Avramenko...

Hi. My Name is Vladymyr Avramenko...

Hi. my name is Vladymyr Avramenko, and I have an offer for you. I am from Ukraine and I am a professional show man and strip dancer. I make show in different countryes - Russia, United Kingdom of Great Britain, Ukrain, Spain, Polland, Germany. I am a winner of open Ukrainian - Poland championship in topless dancing as well. Now I make a decision to visit USA. If you are interested in high...
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Funny story:  Ukraine Qualifies for Europe

Ukraine Qualifies for Europe

After a sensational contest in the Ukrainian Parliament, resulting in six opposition MPs being taken to hospital with concussion, the application by Ukraine to join the EEC was unanimously approved in Brussels today. In Ukraine, as Opposition MPs...
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Funny story:  Ukranian lion tamer attacked, he forgot to feed them!

Ukranian lion tamer attacked, he forgot to feed them!

A Ukranian lion tamer has been attacked by his otherwise well-behaved and obedient big-cats. Ths incident occurred during a performance in the circus and was sent round the world via U Tube (not them they're on strike). Luckily the lion tamer,...
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Funny story:  Massive Ukrainian Corruption:  Lviv Student Story

Massive Ukrainian Corruption: Lviv Student Story

Four pretty Ukrainian girls gathered around a lunchtime table in beautiful Lviv. It was a sunny afternoon this September. And I was outside in one of the many restaurants that have recently sprung-up in the cobbled streets surrounding historic Rynok Square. Anyway, there were four of them. Relatively good looking. Sensibly dressed and obviously not professional bimbos on their lunch break.
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Funny story:  Ukraine Riddled With Endemic Police Corruption - And Stunning Bimbos

Ukraine Riddled With Endemic Police Corruption - And Stunning Bimbos

Ever wondered why shelves of designer clothes at TK Maxx aren't anywhere near as full of bargains as they used to be? Here's the answer. Gangs of Ukrainian 'businessmen' have been bulk-buying all the best stock. They then carefully remove the labels. Before they roughly chuck them all over the floor. Creasing them up so they look old. Next step is to 'lose' this designer gear inside m...
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Funny story:  Ukraine 'blackmailed' over Russian naval base lease

Ukraine 'blackmailed' over Russian naval base lease

Tensions are again running high in Eastern Europe after Ukraine ratified a 25-year extension to a lease on the Russian naval base located in the Crimean port of Sebastopol. Chaotic scenes were the order of the day in the Ukrainian parliament as th...
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Funny story:  Distraction in Dnipropetrovsk: Erin Andrews Forgets to Turn Off  Helmet Cam During Locker Room Shower Interviews!

Distraction in Dnipropetrovsk: Erin Andrews Forgets to Turn Off Helmet Cam During Locker Room Shower Interviews!

Dnipropetrousk/Ukraine - US soccer fans got more than they bargained for last night as striking Peep Hole Princess, Erin Andrews, new ESPN late night soccer co anchor, forgot to turn her helmet cam off following England's shocking 1-0 loss on a bloo...
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Funny story:  Elton - "It Was Lev At First Sight"

Elton - "It Was Lev At First Sight"

Everyone knows the name Lev is both Russian and Ukrainian for Lion. So when megastar 'Lion King' author Elton John looked down at 14 month old orphan Lev he knew immediately that his heart had been stolen for ever. "He's going to be our little Li...
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Funny story:  England v Ukraine - Six Minute Anthem Nightmare

England v Ukraine - Six Minute Anthem Nightmare

It's been described as a deliberate plot to unsettle the opposition players and fans alike, but officials of the Ukraine FA have insisted on playing a six minute version of their national anthem at Wembley tonight. "Six minutes is a long time to h...
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Funny story:  Chernobyl UFO brings down Ukraine government

Chernobyl UFO brings down Ukraine government

Ukraine - (Toxic Mess): A skull and crossbones UFO seen hovering over the former Chernobyl nuclear plant may have triggered the collapse of the Ukrainian government according to Pentagon sources. The Viktor Yushchenko/Yulia Tymoshenko coalition ha...
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Funny story:  White Guy With No Rhythm Injures 12 In Nightclub

White Guy With No Rhythm Injures 12 In Nightclub

A white man with no rhythm has injured 12 bystanders while doing some crazy dancing in a nightclub.
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