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Funny story:  Russia Orders "Chicken Kiev" Stricken From Restaurant Menus

Russia Orders "Chicken Kiev" Stricken From Restaurant Menus

Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued an executive order requiring all restaurants in Russia to strike the dish 'Chicken Kiev' from their menus. Although Putin does not need the approval of the legislative branch of the Russian Federa...
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Funny story:  One Ukranian soldier armed with a shovel continues to guard barracks in Crimea

One Ukranian soldier armed with a shovel continues to guard barracks in Crimea

Most of the Ukranian forces have pulled out of Crimea but one man remains, determined to hold his ground. First Sergeant Ihor Rodchenko is the exception. Stationed a few miles out of the provincial capital, he defiantly maintains his post. The...
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Funny story:  MSM and State Department to be given awards for horse stool factor in the news

MSM and State Department to be given awards for horse stool factor in the news

A spokesperson for US and UK main stream media and Secretary Kerry has admitted the quality of information on current and forthcoming wars has been re-configured. It now has the status of materials falling from the hind quarters of various horses...
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Funny story:  Russian, Ukraine Oligarchs Congratulate U.S. Elites

Russian, Ukraine Oligarchs Congratulate U.S. Elites

On Wednesday, Chief Justice John Roberts Jr., told the nation it was unconstitutional to say that a rich person could only give a total of $123,200 to congressional campaigns each election cycle, and to limit money going into political parties and po...
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Funny story:  Baseball's umpires-in-New-York system applied to international disputes backfires and alarms The Pope

Baseball's umpires-in-New-York system applied to international disputes backfires and alarms The Pope

As with current major league baseball rules for challenging controversial calls, international disputes are now monitored similarly. An umpire from the US is joined by one from Russia, with the third appointed by The Vatican. The three calls to...
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Funny story:  Back off and back to strategies as US and Russia trade charges while Saudi Arabia changes support of jihadis in Syria

Back off and back to strategies as US and Russia trade charges while Saudi Arabia changes support of jihadis in Syria

Saying "back off!" loudly, as with a warning to the pit bull eyeing the ankles and growling, is a tactic Mr. Kerry and Mr. Lavrov can testify to following their meeting. For Mr. Kerry, Russia needs to back off its troops along the borders of Ukrai...
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Funny story:  Russia's Preparations For War Leaked

Russia's Preparations For War Leaked

The CIA has announced that it has obtained a list, containing detailed plans regarding Russia's preparations to invade Ukraine, and then initiate a war with the United States. The list includes: 1. Infiltrating online Russian bride dating sites with burly KGB officers dressed in bikinis and wearing wigs. 2. Propaganda team Photoshopping an image of Vladimir Putin knocking out Barack Obama...
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Funny story:  Arms Build Up Concern

Arms Build Up Concern

As the Russia and Ukraine edge ever closer to war, a Wisconsin mother is concerned that a buildup of arms could lead to serious consequences for her 15 year old son. Martha Compton, 36, told reporters that her son Daniel, has been working out at t...
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Funny story:  Putin annoyed government minister didn't congratulate him on newly purchased Crimea

Putin annoyed government minister didn't congratulate him on newly purchased Crimea

Government minister Sergei Yarov had to apologise to Russian leader Vladimir Putin yesterday. The president had reportedly become upset when Mr Yarov failed to congratulate him on his newly-invaded state of Crimea. "Vladimir can be quite sensitive...
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Funny story:  Putin imposes "Prima Nocte" law on all Crimean Brides

Putin imposes "Prima Nocte" law on all Crimean Brides

Russia stretched its political muscles over the newly-occupied area of Crimea today, with Russian leader Vladimir Putin creating a new law of "Prima Nocte" in the area. The law was popular during medieval times and allows all Russian tourists the ri...
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Funny story:  Pope Francis States That Italy Should Send Troops To The Ukraine

Pope Francis States That Italy Should Send Troops To The Ukraine

VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis recently stated that he is not a military expert by any means but added that he doesn't have to be since he is the pope. Speaking to a reporter with The Vatican View, Pope Francis commented that he has been keeping up w...
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Funny story:  Russia Captures A Ukrainian Submarine, 3 Canoes, and 5 Bicycles

Russia Captures A Ukrainian Submarine, 3 Canoes, and 5 Bicycles

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich, reports that the Russian military has just announced some military news regarding the Ukraine. Reports are that the Russian Navy has just captured a Ukrainian submarine and 3 canoes and the Russia...
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Funny story:  President on Putin:

President on Putin:

Following is a transcript of U.S. President Barack Obama's press conference today on the Russian occupation of Crimea and other topics. Q: Mr. President, will the United States impose additional sanctions on Russia even if Europe doesn't follow suit? President: My press secretary Jay Carney told me to say, 'I don't answer hypotheticals.' Q: What do you say to critics who say your post-Ira...
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Funny story:  As Russia And Ukraine Head Towards War English Troops Massing At Scottish Border

As Russia And Ukraine Head Towards War English Troops Massing At Scottish Border

The UN has announced that it is concerned with reports claiming English troops are massing at the Scottish border, drawing parallels between Russia and Ukraine. Sunday's referendum held in Ukraine's Crimea region, which resulted in Crimea becoming...
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Funny story:  5 Questions about Ukraine and Crimea you're afraid to ask and really shouldn't ask

5 Questions about Ukraine and Crimea you're afraid to ask and really shouldn't ask

WASHINGTON D.C. - As Vladimir Putin defies Washington's wishes, millions of Americans are left asking questions that would never be asked in other first-world countries. Spare yourself some embarrassment and commit this info to memory. Also, change the subject if someone brings all this up in conversation. 1) Is it "The Ukraine" or "Ukraine"? Short answer: Who the hell cares? Long answer: I...
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Funny story:  The Ukraine Mandates That All Bars Be Closed Immediately

The Ukraine Mandates That All Bars Be Closed Immediately

KIEV, Ukraine - Word coming out of the Ukraine is that the government has issued a mandate that will go into effect immediately. The Ukraine has proclaimed that as of now, all bars will be closed indefinitely. The reason that is being given is...
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Funny story:  US sanctions against Russia begin - Chekhov to be written out of next "Star Trek" movie

US sanctions against Russia begin - Chekhov to be written out of next "Star Trek" movie

President Obama has stepped up pressure on their old cold war foe Russia over their actions in the Crimea today. During a press conference at the White House he revealed that increased sanctions will be carried out against Russia, starting with excl...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley Remarks That She's Not Pregnant

Kirstie Alley Remarks That She's Not Pregnant

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley recently told the supermarket tabloid Just Saying that she hardly ever goes anywhere anymore. She confessed that she knows she's quite overweight and doesn't want to have to bother with getting in and out of automob...
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