Milan, Italy-an Italian man, Terrano Boorge wants to sue himself for being so ugly. On January 11, he plans to take himself to court by force and hire a lawyer.
He stated that everyday he falls sick when he looks into the mirror and sometimes fai...
A Florida man, recently returned from a vacation to Egypt, says that things in Egypt, and especially in the capital city Cairo, are looking "ugly".
Dave Capeshdi from Palm Beach county claims he was shocked at some of the things he saw on the stre...
An Illinois woman left her 19-year-old daughter outside a Tennessee bar in the hopes a backwater hick would marry her.
"As bizarre as it is, unfortunately there were no laws broken," Assistant Police Chief Stephanie Smith said.
According to a...
A crazy night and a "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!" game dragging the emotions of England from delight to despair and then finally to "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!" with a winning goal!
Throughout the match the Swedish fans had been mocking of the E...
The dog voted ugliest in the world called Yoda has died, RIP, and it wasn't a pretty sight. Skinny, pale with sunken boss-eyed-eyes, Yoda passed away sadly and her owners have sworn to have her stuffed so they will never forget how ugly she really wa...
Political writer Jonah Wolfson who writes for Politico and Newsweek says he is shocked to see this unexpected rise in the two candidates. Says Wolfson "Here is a Republican field of candidates that is the best looking we have had this entire century.
When New Yorkers wake up in a cold sweat as a result of a night terror, the location in their head is Times Square (interchangeable with Canal Street, Empire State Building, or red bus). The only times excluded from the terror are between 12am-5am.
Why? Because that's when the fanny packs, mandals, and mom jeans have returned to their hotel rooms, avoiding what propaganda taught them would be t...
Even when he was an egg, Ollie knew he was different to the other ducklings.
For a start, his egg was slightly bluish whilst their's were pure brilliant white. Even more obvious, was the size. His egg filled the nest pushing his brothers and sisters to the edge of the nest.
Mother Duck loved them all equally, even though Ollie looked different. Where his brothers and sisters were fluffy and...
Wrapping up their annual summer coupon promotion for industrial strength feminine hygiene products, unbreakable mirrors and quart sized lip hair remover, Waltmart stores in the Southern US capped off the week long event by announcing this year's top...
Chad Ellington wished all his life he could be beautiful -- and forty cosmetic surgeries later his wish has come true. The new Ellington is not only beautiful, aesthetically-speaking, but he now wishes his ugly former compatriots would leave him alo...
A study sponsored by the Facially Unfortunate Commission (FUC) has found that ugly people can earn significantly less than their aesthetically pleasing colleagues. On average it is estimated that having a face like a badger's arse can cause someone t...
Harfold State College will add a new art history/religion course to its offerings in the fall semster. Entitled "Ugly Churches only Jesus could love," the course is designed to focus on sorry attempts to please the Lord by building something modern.
HARFOLD, VT--A study conducted by Harfold State College on Harfold dads (16 of them at Riverside Bar & Grill) shows that the vast majority of babysitters found by their childrens' mothers are not pleasant to look at.
More than nine out of 10 b...
Who is the most ugliest woman in the world? Hollywood would have presented her to us. Maya Angelou, Beyonce Knowles or perhaps Pearl Bailey.
Who could it be? Correspondent Andy Jackson reports the woman who currently holds the title, at least acc...
Tarzana, California - Computer geek Mario Brothers has revealed a startling age progressed photo of troll-like Kourtney Kardashian, the shortest, oldest and bitchiest of the Kardashian sisters.
Mario says, "I just thought it would be interest...
Burger King chief executive, Bernard Hees, has described British women as ugly and British food as terrible.
Although a spokesman for the chain later said Mr Hees regretted the unguarded comments - made to a group of Chicago students - the fall-ou...
Alexa Ray Joel no longer has her father's nose. Sadly, the daughter of classic rocker Billy Joel and former supermodel Christie Brinkley still looks like Sonic the Hedgehog, all because he plastic surgeon could risk the 24-30 hour surgery that would...
Britain's economic woes deepened today as the value of the pound sunk beneath .13 EUR.
Currency watchers lay the blame at the feet of the Mint's new Royal Wedding coin, which appears to be inspired by a police mug shot. The coin, which stops loo...