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Funny story: Man's Facial Deformity After Inventing New Prune

Man's Facial Deformity After Inventing New Prune

A man has suffered severe facial deformities after inventing a new type of prune. 'GM foods are becoming more and more popular, but this is one example we should not dismiss.' Benit Row of the food safety commission. 'I've never seen anything...
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Funny story: Blobfish Elated to Win "Ugliest" Competition

Blobfish Elated to Win "Ugliest" Competition

The results are in. According to an article on the BBC website, the blobfish has earned the unofficial title of "world's ugliest animal." Read the article and see a photo (but not on a full stomach) here. Others have chosen to interview Miss Ame...
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Funny story: Ugly Dog Show Provides Missing Hairstyle Link

Ugly Dog Show Provides Missing Hairstyle Link

The 21st annual Ugly Dog Show that took place last week and has grown increasingly more popular every year, has attracted a unique and prestigious following lately. A group of scholars and scientists who have been "on the lookout" for a missing h...
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Funny story: Man sues himself for being ugly

Man sues himself for being ugly

Milan, Italy-an Italian man, Terrano Boorge wants to sue himself for being so ugly. On January 11, he plans to take himself to court by force and hire a lawyer. He stated that everyday he falls sick when he looks into the mirror and sometimes fai...
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Funny story: Things in Egypt Looking Very Ugly Says Recently Returned Visitor From Cairo

Things in Egypt Looking Very Ugly Says Recently Returned Visitor From Cairo

A Florida man, recently returned from a vacation to Egypt, says that things in Egypt, and especially in the capital city Cairo, are looking "ugly". Dave Capeshdi from Palm Beach county claims he was shocked at some of the things he saw on the stre...
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Funny story: Mom leaves daughter outside of Bar

Mom leaves daughter outside of Bar

An Illinois woman left her 19-year-old daughter outside a Tennessee bar in the hopes a backwater hick would marry her. "As bizarre as it is, unfortunately there were no laws broken," Assistant Police Chief Stephanie Smith said. According to a...
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Funny story: Sweden 2 - 3 England "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!"

Sweden 2 - 3 England "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!"

A crazy night and a "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!" game dragging the emotions of England from delight to despair and then finally to "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!" with a winning goal! Throughout the match the Swedish fans had been mocking of the E...
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Funny story: Ugliest dog in the world is dead and it wasn't pretty!

Ugliest dog in the world is dead and it wasn't pretty!

The dog voted ugliest in the world called Yoda has died, RIP, and it wasn't a pretty sight. Skinny, pale with sunken boss-eyed-eyes, Yoda passed away sadly and her owners have sworn to have her stuffed so they will never forget how ugly she really wa...
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Funny story: Experts Puzzled by Surge in Polls for Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul Since They are Uglier Than Other Candidates

Experts Puzzled by Surge in Polls for Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul Since They are Uglier Than Other Candidates

Political writer Jonah Wolfson who writes for Politico and Newsweek says he is shocked to see this unexpected rise in the two candidates. Says Wolfson "Here is a Republican field of candidates that is the best looking we have had this entire century.
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Funny story: Fanny Packs. Mandals, and Mom Jeans Oh My

Fanny Packs. Mandals, and Mom Jeans Oh My

When New Yorkers wake up in a cold sweat as a result of a night terror, the location in their head is Times Square (interchangeable with Canal Street, Empire State Building, or red bus). The only times excluded from the terror are between 12am-5am. Why? Because that's when the fanny packs, mandals, and mom jeans have returned to their hotel rooms, avoiding what propaganda taught them would be t...
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Funny story: The Ugly Duckling - a spoof for children

The Ugly Duckling - a spoof for children

Even when he was an egg, Ollie knew he was different to the other ducklings. For a start, his egg was slightly bluish whilst their's were pure brilliant white. Even more obvious, was the size. His egg filled the nest pushing his brothers and sisters to the edge of the nest. Mother Duck loved them all equally, even though Ollie looked different. Where his brothers and sisters were fluffy and...
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Funny story: Southeastern Waltmart Stores Crown Pink Spandex Beauty Queens for 2011

Southeastern Waltmart Stores Crown Pink Spandex Beauty Queens for 2011

Wrapping up their annual summer coupon promotion for industrial strength feminine hygiene products, unbreakable mirrors and quart sized lip hair remover, Waltmart stores in the Southern US capped off the week long event by announcing this year's top...
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Funny story: Man After 40 Successful 'De-Uglifying' Surgeries: "F--k you ugly people"

Man After 40 Successful 'De-Uglifying' Surgeries: "F--k you ugly people"

Chad Ellington wished all his life he could be beautiful -- and forty cosmetic surgeries later his wish has come true. The new Ellington is not only beautiful, aesthetically-speaking, but he now wishes his ugly former compatriots would leave him alo...
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Funny story: Ugly people can earn up to 20% less

Ugly people can earn up to 20% less

A study sponsored by the Facially Unfortunate Commission (FUC) has found that ugly people can earn significantly less than their aesthetically pleasing colleagues. On average it is estimated that having a face like a badger's arse can cause someone t...
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Funny story: New Course Offering: Ugly Churches only Jesus could love

New Course Offering: Ugly Churches only Jesus could love

Harfold State College will add a new art history/religion course to its offerings in the fall semster. Entitled "Ugly Churches only Jesus could love," the course is designed to focus on sorry attempts to please the Lord by building something modern.
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Funny story: Study: 92% of babysitters hired by moms are butt-ugly

Study: 92% of babysitters hired by moms are butt-ugly

HARFOLD, VT--A study conducted by Harfold State College on Harfold dads (16 of them at Riverside Bar & Grill) shows that the vast majority of babysitters found by their childrens' mothers are not pleasant to look at. More than nine out of 10 b...
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Funny story: The ugliest woman in the world

The ugliest woman in the world

Who is the most ugliest woman in the world? Hollywood would have presented her to us. Maya Angelou, Beyonce Knowles or perhaps Pearl Bailey. Who could it be? Correspondent Andy Jackson reports the woman who currently holds the title, at least acc...
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Funny story: Computerized Age Progression Of Kourtney Kardashian: Fugly At 50!

Computerized Age Progression Of Kourtney Kardashian: Fugly At 50!

Tarzana, California - Computer geek Mario Brothers has revealed a startling age progressed photo of troll-like Kourtney Kardashian, the shortest, oldest and bitchiest of the Kardashian sisters. Mario says, "I just thought it would be interest...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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