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Jeff Sessions Keeps Empty Office Boxes Just In Case Trump Fires Him

Funny story: Jeff Sessions Keeps Empty Office Boxes Just In Case Trump Fires Him

The Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, has always been a ready to go kind of guy. On his anniversary he went with his wife to Aruba. On his 40th birthday he went with his wife to Venice and on December 5th of 2011 he went with his wife to divorce cou...

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God Takes Over US Congress

Funny story: God Takes Over US Congress

God the almighty made an appearance at the US Senate and immediately smited the two senators from Florida claiming it was simply because they were from the state of Florida. God told the assembly that “they better get their shit together and work...

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Senate on Suicide Watch as Cruz is set to Return

Funny story: Senate on Suicide Watch as Cruz is set to Return

The rate of depression among Senators is expected to skyrocket following the news that Ted Cruz will return to the Senate after his failed presidential campaign. Authorities are very concerned that members of the Senate may take drastic measures...

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U.S. Government to be "Outsourced" - declares Obama.

Funny story: U.S. Government to be "Outsourced" - declares Obama.

With the advent of a new bill that has mysteriously made its way through Congress to become law, the U.S. government has, to many minds, permanently dissolved itself and binned its own constitution for keeps. The Bill, hastily presented and passe...

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Washington Fury over "Freedom" Speech.

Funny story: Washington Fury over "Freedom" Speech.

Washington: Fury erupted yesterday in the House of Representatives as Wisconscin's Paddy O'Shea addressed 435 members concerning a bill he had proposed that never made it past the first hurdle. This is what he said: "First of all, the blessed...

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Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Thinking of Running For The U.S. Senate

Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Thinking of Running For The U.S. Senate

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Word out of the Robertson Complex in West Monroe is that Robertson family patriarch Phil Robertson is seriously contemplating running for the United States senate. Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magazine is rep...

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"Worst Congress" flees into desert following speeches and banquet at annual celebration

Funny story: "Worst Congress" flees into desert following speeches and banquet at annual celebration

Yesterday, with a nine percent approval rating as the "worst Congress in history," current members proceeded to their annual celebration somewhere in the Arizona desert. All did not end well, however, as Senator Reid explained, staring gravely int...

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Uproar in the Washington Senate.

Funny story: Uproar in the Washington Senate.

Washington: Senator Paddy O'Hare of Massachusetts was yesterday bundled out of a debate in the Senate on additional funding to be made to contain rogue states such as Syria from using chemical weapons. Uproar broke out when O'Hare was invited by the...

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Senate And House To Vote On Controversial Suspicion

Funny story: Senate And House To Vote On Controversial Suspicion

A green light was signaled earlier today, clearing the way for the House and Senate to take a vote on the controversial suspicion of whether or not Frank Sinatra is or isn't the father of Mia Farrow's son, Ronan, born while she was the inamorata of f...

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American politicians sort the American Debt Crisis

Funny story: American politicians sort the American Debt Crisis

American politicians have been told that if they don't get a deal sorted by Wednesday, they will be out of a job on Thursday. "On Thursday," said economic spokesman and former singer, Johnny Cash, "America will shut without an agreement. No more m...

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US Congress and Senate Do a Runner

Funny story: US Congress and Senate Do a Runner

Shocked citizens of "The Land of the Free and the Home of the Broke" woke up today to find that their entire government had absconded rather than face up to the global debt collectors that are expected to come knocking next Thursday. It seems that th...

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Brit cops swooped to stop whistleblower Snowden publishing results of US Senators' covert drug testing

Funny story: Brit cops swooped to stop whistleblower Snowden publishing results of US Senators' covert drug testing

Washington AC/DC - Brits' confiscation of phones and laptops belonging to David Miranda may have been ordered by paranoid US Senate Internal Affairs officials to thwart publication of highly controversial drug testing of the country's top lawnrakers...

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Longtime Senator Resigns-Enters Trappist Monastery in Georgia!

Funny story: Longtime Senator Resigns-Enters Trappist Monastery in Georgia!

Longtime senator Chester Snavely held a press conference on the steps of the Repentant Sinner Monastery in Valdosta, Georgia as he announced his decision to resign from the Senate and become a monk. Senator Snavely, long known for his support of the...

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House Republicans offer collective support for Freedom From Wages Act

Tuesday, June 18, 2013 - House Republicans today announced their intention to fully support the Freedom From Wages Act. "This is a very important piece of legislation," said House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va), "and one that will finally free...

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Americans Unite On Social Media, Fire the Entire US Government.

Funny story: Americans Unite On Social Media, Fire the Entire US Government.

In a unheard of show of solidarity the entire American population got together and decided to fire the US Government for inept performance and incompetent representation. One group started a blog called, US Politicians are Self Serving, Entitled,...

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Senator Rand Paul To Block Door To CIA Nomination With His Big White Balls

Funny story: Senator Rand Paul To Block Door To CIA Nomination With His Big White Balls

Senator Rand Paul is pledging to block the CIA Director nominee John Brennan's passage through the Senate "Out" door. He says that he intends to roll his big balls in front of it to seal it closed, a statement from his Senate office reports. The door...

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Senator Alexander's Facebook Falls Victim to Mildly Harassing Comment

Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander has reportedly suffered a mildly harassing comment on his official Facebook profile. The offending remark was in response to an article the Senator posted which warned against the dangers of the looming fiscal cliff.

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Senator Rubio's Facebook Falls Victim to Mildly Harassing Comment

Freshmen U.S. Senator Marco Rubio has reportedly suffered a mildly harassing comment on his official Facebook profile. The offending remark was in response to an article the Senator posted which claimed, "Rubio slams Obama, Biden on economy." The...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

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