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Funny story: Connecticut's Bid To Purchase Mount Rushmore Falls Through

Connecticut's Bid To Purchase Mount Rushmore Falls Through

HARTFORD, Connecticut - It appears that plans for the state of Connecticut to purchase Mount Rushmore have fallen through. According to Pendragon Taffywood, a spokesperson for The Connecticut Committee To Buy Mount Rushmore, he and other officials...
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Funny story: Cartoon character Gaston picked by Bildaburger for 2016 election

Cartoon character Gaston picked by Bildaburger for 2016 election

Belgium - The secretive Bildaburger Group has chosen cartoon character Gaston to run for the office of President of the United States of America, according to our source, Jamie Rockafeltafish, one of the elite with a big mouth. According to our so...
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Funny story: President Obama and Former President Bush - Investigated For DWI

President Obama and Former President Bush - Investigated For DWI

Former President George W. Bush and Current President Brack H. Obama was pulled over today by D.C. police after running a red light. Officer Porker reportedly pulled over their car as it was traveling westbound on Constitution Ave as it crossed 17th...
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Funny story: The President responds to Palin's xmass attack

The President responds to Palin's xmass attack

WASHINGTON DC - The President issued a terse response to the attack by Palin recently published. We have him on record: "What do you mean I give too much attention to the dog on my card. It's Chihuahuanukawanza, for all us dog loving, Jewish folk...
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Funny story: Obama Reaffirms Ties With Poland

Obama Reaffirms Ties With Poland

US President Barack Obama has ended his shirt European tour with a visit to Poland. Obama went to visit his ancestral home in Slomnaki, just outside Krakow in the South of the country. The President's first port of call was to the local pub where...
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Funny story: Critics Unsatisfied With Obama's Birth Certificate Revelation Now Demand Shot Records

Critics Unsatisfied With Obama's Birth Certificate Revelation Now Demand Shot Records

"Birthers" and other critics of U.S. President Barack Obama are upset that his birth certificate revelation this week has shut down their arguements and conspiracy theories. Undaunted, the group is seeking other avenues to remove "this country's wor...
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Funny story: Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice

Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice

(Originally published in the Feb 1797 issue of the The Satirist) A letter from Martha Washington to Abigail Adams was recently attained and transcribed by our District of Columbia chief muckraker, Richard N. Bullocks. The letter was written shortly after the election of John Adams as the second President of the United States of America. Dearest Abigail, How art thou? Congratulations...
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Funny story: Birthers Widen Net: Challenge Legality of Eight Presidencies

Birthers Widen Net: Challenge Legality of Eight Presidencies

Undeterred by setbacks in its challenge to the legality of President Barack Obama's presidency, the Birther Movement has widened its scope by challenging the legality of eight other U.S. presidencies. The Birther movement, so-called because it insist...
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Funny story: Former US Presidents Meet to Discuss the Presidency

Former US Presidents Meet to Discuss the Presidency

Washington DC: Four gentlemen were seen entering the US Capitol, which is currently empty as most of the Congressmen and Senators have gone home to stump for reelection. They were former Presidents James E Carter (D-39), George HW Bush (R-41), Willia...
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Funny story: Jimmy Carter Claims Obama Stole "Worst President Ever" Award From Him

Jimmy Carter Claims Obama Stole "Worst President Ever" Award From Him

Jimmy Carter, the 39th President of the United States, is furious about reports claiming that Barack Obama is ahead of him in recent polls asking Americans who they believe is the worst president in our history. It was Carter who good heartedly re...
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Funny story: Why No Sane, Rational Person Would Want To Be President.

Why No Sane, Rational Person Would Want To Be President.

You know why? Cause it is like being a school bus driver to some mega huge bus the size of the Titanic, driving down the tiny, pot-hole ridden, muddy, cliff strewn roads of Colombia. Picture it, trying to keep that bastard on the small road, while there are bratty children yelling at you from all across the spectrum of opinions about your job. All telling you that you are doing a piss-poor job...
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Funny story: Best President of the United States declared

Best President of the United States declared

National Archives, Washington, D.C. - Researchers and historical biographers, as well as political analysts have examined well over two centuries of records, to determine who the best, the greatest, the most outstanding United State's President of all time was. Here then is the report of Professor Anne R. Kist: "There was one President....just one...who shines like a beacon in a sea of med...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Proving Popular With African-Americans

Barack Obama Proving Popular With African-Americans

History was made today when Barack Obama became the 44th President of the United States of America, and millions of people turned out all over the country to celebrate the new President's inauguration at the White House. Early indications are, tha...
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Funny story: McCain Claims: I'm That Troubled One to Lead a Troubled Nation!

McCain Claims: I'm That Troubled One to Lead a Troubled Nation!

Washington had whalebone teeth. Lincoln suffered from depression. Grant was often drunker than W in the frat days. Arthur was ginormous and Roosevelt was in a wheelchair and had a really homely wife which is why he gave so much dictation to his secretary, but that's a spoof for another time. Truman blew up cities. Eisenhower was boring. Kennedy watched too many movie starlets and Nixon was a crook...
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Funny story: Intelligence Tests For American Presidents

Intelligence Tests For American Presidents

The FBI today announced that American Presidents will now have to undergo intelligence tests, before becoming the leader of the free world. This follows decades of Presidents with varying degrees of dumbness, and even outright senility, and the new m...
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Funny story: Presidency Renamed "Commander-In-Chiefency"

Presidency Renamed "Commander-In-Chiefency"

Washington, DC - The former office of President of the United States has been renamed Commander-in-Chief of the World, according to an announcement from CINCWHIHOU (formerly the White House).
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Funny story: UK National Poll shows that most Brit's are not the slightest bit Interested in Britney Spears, Vanessa Hudgens, Ron Paul or the US Presidential Elections

UK National Poll shows that most Brit's are not the slightest bit Interested in Britney Spears, Vanessa Hudgens, Ron Paul or the US Presidential Elections

A Poll carried out across all of the UK proved that the majority of Brits could not give a stuff about American Celebs or the forthcoming US Presidential Elections.
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