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US Postal Service Lays Off 200 As Tyler Perry Moves To Online Women's Clothing Catalogs

Funny story: US Postal Service Lays Off 200 As Tyler Perry Moves To Online Women's Clothing Catalogs

WASHINGTON- The US Postal Service announced today that it has apparently lost one of its largest, most dear customers and will layoff 200 employees in the next few weeks. Postmaster General Patrick Donahoe released a statement indicating that famo...

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Postal Service to Begin Delivering All Mail to Some Guy Named Steve

Funny story: Postal Service to Begin Delivering All Mail to Some Guy Named Steve

Just weeks after the financially struggling US Postal Service said it would have to cease Saturday mail delivery, postal officials now say they don't have the money to deliver the mail at all. "We're billions of dollars in the hole, and we just...

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President Romney Straps Government Employees To Roof of Air Force One

July 5th, 2013 - Ontario - Showing the same staple crisis management skills he exhibited in 1983 with his Irish Setter, President Romney was caught yesterday trying to strap the entire US Postal Service work force to the roof of Air Force One for the...

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Presidential Lottery to Replace Elections: May the Best Bet Win

Funny story: Presidential Lottery to Replace Elections: May the Best Bet Win

Washington, DC - Americans are betting that they can select a better president by chance than by choice. The presidential elections, which were scheduled for next November, have been replaced by the nation's first Presidential Lottery. The new rul...

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In An Attempt To Boost Sagging Revenue New U.S. Postage Stamps Featuring Nude Female Celebrities Will Soon Be Available For Purchase

Funny story: In An Attempt To Boost Sagging Revenue New U.S. Postage Stamps Featuring Nude Female Celebrities Will Soon Be Available For Purchase

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The last time that the United States Postal System was in such a financial mess Paul Revere was riding through the streets of Pocatello, Idaho shouting that the redcoats were coming and that you could not miss them because they wer...

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Postal Service rescue plan would turn mail carriers into drug runners

Funny story: Postal Service rescue plan would turn mail carriers into drug runners

Washington, DC - A Congressional panel that's searching for ways to save the crumbling US Postal Service has recommended that the agency increase its profits by becoming the nation's narcotics distribution network. With the Internet and e-mail dev...

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The Annual Race Between The Tortoise And The Hare- UPS Versus The Post Office

Funny story: The Annual Race Between The Tortoise And The Hare- UPS Versus The Post Office

The time of year has come for the great Christmas race between the tortoise and the hare. Those who know the Aesop fable know it as a moralizing tale. In this case, it involves a total lack of morals whatsoever. This race is also symbolic- the...

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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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