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Funny story: Spanish Boats Cleared Out Of Way Of Navy In Gibraltar Libyan Rescue Operations

Spanish Boats Cleared Out Of Way Of Navy In Gibraltar Libyan Rescue Operations

Spanish navy and survey vessels were given an ultimatum by U.S. and British Navy Chiefs this morning. They were told to observe International Maritime Law and allow the vessels to pass unhindered through the Straits of Gibraltar. Chief of Navy S...
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Funny story: U.S. Aircraft Carrier Claims To Be Transgender

U.S. Aircraft Carrier Claims To Be Transgender

Washington D.C. (LGBT Picayune) - The United States' aircraft carrier John C. Stennis, CVN-74, has filed suit in Federal District Court in Washington D.C. over the U.S. Navy's refusal to grant the carrier transgender status. For centuries around...
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Funny story: US Nuclear Military Cheat On Tests, Are Drunk

US Nuclear Military Cheat On Tests, Are Drunk

America's relation to nuclear energy is once again problematic. This time it is sailors training on nuclear reactors cheating on tests involving classified material. A navy investigation is underway as 30 senior enlisted seamen have been suspended...
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Funny story: The Nuclear-Powered Submarine The USS Great White Shark Is 2 Miles Off The North Korean Coast

The Nuclear-Powered Submarine The USS Great White Shark Is 2 Miles Off The North Korean Coast

SEA OF JAPAN - The world's most powerful nuclear submarines, The USS Great White Shark is so sophisticatedly advanced that its electronic guidance system has the capability of seeing a freckle on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's Adam's apple. Rep...
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Funny story: My life as a man #04

My life as a man #04

How I got kicked out of Divinity School, Lost my virginity and won the Vietnam War Or God's own warrior wins the piece It all begins with the war in Vietnam, my story does. I was in high school in Charleston, West Virginia and was faced with the inevitable for a young man in the United States during the late 1960's: the Selective Service Act or the Draft. I had not thought too much abou...
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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Volunteers for Balloon Duty with U.S. Navy. Pointing Epidemic Spreads

Kirstie Alley Volunteers for Balloon Duty with U.S. Navy. Pointing Epidemic Spreads

Los Angeles - There were a few tense moments at the recruiting station today as Ms. Alley attempted to enter, albeit sideways. Things went a bit better after the door was removed, but not much. Once she caught her breath, she announced, "I'...
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Funny story: Navy Launches Dog Carrier

Navy Launches Dog Carrier

The United States Navy has launched the first in a series of dog carriers. The USS Rover is able to launch fifty dogs an hour at enemy targets as far as seventy five miles away. It joins a fleet of Cat-a-Boats which can launch a cat a minute for...
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Funny story: US navy allow first public gay kiss!

US navy allow first public gay kiss!

The US Navy have allowed two of its' sailors, who just happened to be lesbians, to kiss in public. The straight men on board on seeing the two kiss disappeared into the toilets with a copy of Playboy. The gay male sailor fraternity also run off to th...
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Funny story: Oooops! US Navy Reverses itself one day after Telling Chaplains to Perform Same Sex Marriage!

Oooops! US Navy Reverses itself one day after Telling Chaplains to Perform Same Sex Marriage!

One day after revealing that Navy Chaplains must perform same sex marriages, the Navy Department reversed itself saying new information had come to light that Captain John Paul Jones and Admiral 'Bull' Halsey were NOT GAY as previously thought! Co...
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Funny story: Navy Seal Program Cut by GOP Congress!

Navy Seal Program Cut by GOP Congress!

The press is reporting today that the GOP controlled House of Representatives has cut funding for the Navy Seals program in their proposed 2012 budget. It was a shocking move in wake of the Osama Bin Laden killing. Democrats were outraged and the med...
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Funny story: U.S. Fleet Neurologist Releases Bin Laden's Medical Report

U.S. Fleet Neurologist Releases Bin Laden's Medical Report

Counter intelligence units deployed in the Arabian Peninsula, were reportedly angered over the intentional leak of medical exam information following the return of Osama Bin Laden's remains to the aircraft carrier, USS Carl Vinson. The on-duty P...
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Funny story: Ban Lifted on Women Submariners

Ban Lifted on Women Submariners

Women can now serve on US submarines, after a ban was lifted. Training women for their new duties and the creation of appropriate quarters mean it could be more than a year before women take up their posts. Its estimated that it will cost the US D...
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Funny story: Navy Spokesman: Raunchy Videos a Case of Bad Timing

Navy Spokesman: Raunchy Videos a Case of Bad Timing

In a hastily-called press conference, U.S Navy spokesman Ralph Bankton stated that while the raunchy videos filmed aboard the Naval destroyer USS Enterprise may be considered in bad taste, they were part of a carefully orchestrated public relations c...
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Funny story: US Navy's latest assignment is, making Pornos!

US Navy's latest assignment is, making Pornos!

Recent US Navy manoeuvres are not quite what one expects from the world's mightiest navy. Instead of participating in NATO manoeuvres and other strategic, military assignments the US navy have been ordered to organise a "porn" industry on board. P...
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Funny story: Raunchy Navy Videos Leaked to Media to Refute Don't Ask, Don't Tell Rumors

Raunchy Navy Videos Leaked to Media to Refute Don't Ask, Don't Tell Rumors

An unidentified Naval Commander, speaking on the condition of anonymity, claims that it was necessary to make and leak raunchy sex videos to show the world that the majority of servicemen in the Navy are not homosexual, as the repeal of Don't Ask, Do...
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Funny story: Don't Ask, Don't Tell: Swishbuckling Seaman Proposes To Admiral Dinkover

Don't Ask, Don't Tell: Swishbuckling Seaman Proposes To Admiral Dinkover

Already we are seeing ramifications due to the ruling by a California Federal Judge stating that the "dont ask, don't tell" provision is unconstitutional. Yesterday, on board the USS Ballsack, Seaman 1st Class Julius "My Boy" Pfeffer asked Rear Ad...
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Funny story: Navy Forced to Rename Toilets "Head Or Butt" To Avoid Discrimination

Navy Forced to Rename Toilets "Head Or Butt" To Avoid Discrimination

President Obama promised gays that he would repeal the "don't ask, don't tell" proviso that allows the branches of the military to dismiss anyone openly gay. And now, with the Pentagon reviewing this law at the behest of the President, the Navy is f...
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Funny story: 7000 U.S. Marines to boost Sex Tourism in Costa Rica

7000 U.S. Marines to boost Sex Tourism in Costa Rica

According to the July 5, 2010 Tico Times, "Costa Rica has granted the U.S. military a six-month window to bring 7,000 Marines, five planes and 46 warships into its territory". The 31-8 vote of the Legislative Assembly was presumably "to help stem...
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