How I got kicked out of Divinity School, Lost my virginity and won the Vietnam War
Or God's own warrior wins the piece
It all begins with the war in Vietnam, my story does. I was in high school in Charleston, West Virginia and was faced with the inevitable for a young man in the United States during the late 1960's: the Selective Service Act or the Draft.
I had not thought too much abou...
Los Angeles - There were a few tense moments at the recruiting station today as Ms. Alley attempted to enter, albeit sideways.
Things went a bit better after the door was removed, but not much.
Once she caught her breath, she announced, "I'...
The United States Navy has launched the first in a series of dog carriers. The USS Rover is able to launch fifty dogs an hour at enemy targets as far as seventy five miles away.
It joins a fleet of Cat-a-Boats which can launch a cat a minute for...
The US Navy have allowed two of its' sailors, who just happened to be lesbians, to kiss in public. The straight men on board on seeing the two kiss disappeared into the toilets with a copy of Playboy. The gay male sailor fraternity also run off to th...
One day after revealing that Navy Chaplains must perform same sex marriages, the Navy Department reversed itself saying new information had come to light that Captain John Paul Jones and Admiral 'Bull' Halsey were NOT GAY as previously thought!
Co...
The press is reporting today that the GOP controlled House of Representatives has cut funding for the Navy Seals program in their proposed 2012 budget. It was a shocking move in wake of the Osama Bin Laden killing. Democrats were outraged and the med...
Counter intelligence units deployed in the Arabian Peninsula, were reportedly angered over the intentional leak of medical exam information following the return of Osama Bin Laden's remains to the aircraft carrier, USS Carl Vinson.
The on-duty P...
Women can now serve on US submarines, after a ban was lifted.
Training women for their new duties and the creation of appropriate quarters mean it could be more than a year before women take up their posts. Its estimated that it will cost the US D...
In a hastily-called press conference, U.S Navy spokesman Ralph Bankton stated that while the raunchy videos filmed aboard the Naval destroyer USS Enterprise may be considered in bad taste, they were part of a carefully orchestrated public relations c...
Recent US Navy manoeuvres are not quite what one expects from the world's mightiest navy. Instead of participating in NATO manoeuvres and other strategic, military assignments the US navy have been ordered to organise a "porn" industry on board.
P...
An unidentified Naval Commander, speaking on the condition of anonymity, claims that it was necessary to make and leak raunchy sex videos to show the world that the majority of servicemen in the Navy are not homosexual, as the repeal of Don't Ask, Do...
Already we are seeing ramifications due to the ruling by a California Federal Judge stating that the "dont ask, don't tell" provision is unconstitutional.
Yesterday, on board the USS Ballsack, Seaman 1st Class Julius "My Boy" Pfeffer asked Rear Ad...
President Obama promised gays that he would repeal the "don't ask, don't tell" proviso that allows the branches of the military to dismiss anyone openly gay. And now, with the Pentagon reviewing this law at the behest of the President, the Navy is f...
According to the July 5, 2010 Tico Times, "Costa Rica has granted the U.S. military a six-month window to bring 7,000 Marines, five planes and 46 warships into its territory".
The 31-8 vote of the Legislative Assembly was presumably "to help stem...
SEA OF JAPAN - A North Korean destroyer, The NKS Rice Paddy, has just made a horrible mistake. It fired upon the American Aircraft Carrier The USS Condoleezza Rice.
Capt. Addison Roberto McRemington, commander of the Condi Rice stated that before...
The US Navy opened the last bastion closed to serving female officers by telling them it was OK to join the submarine service and go down for their country.
Due to the confined quarters on a US Navy Attack Submarine where as many as nine sailors b...
HARLEM, New York - The Reverend Al Sharpton has stated that issuing a Michael Jackson Commemorative Postage Stamp and naming a national holiday in his honor is not enough.
The outspoken man of the cloth said that he will be meeting with Vice-Presi...
Reports from the Somali news agency suggest early this morning a US battleship heading towards North Korea was sensationally captured by 3 Somali Pirates in a fierce battle on a rubber dingy.
The battleship which is equipped heavily with arms and...