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Funny story:  In ongoing effort to win the hearts and minds of the Taliban, the U. S. military bombs its own troops

In ongoing effort to win the hearts and minds of the Taliban, the U. S. military bombs its own troops

Former U. S. President of Vice, Al Gore, who cannot make up his mind as to whether the planet is experiencing "global warming" or undergoing "climate change," is sure about one thing: the U. S. military is definitely "not the home of the best and the...
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Funny story:  U.S. Military Instructed to Go After the Wee People's Gold

U.S. Military Instructed to Go After the Wee People's Gold

Washington, D.C. - A top secret military operation authorized by the Pentagon has been leaked to the press today by a source calling himself "King Midas". King Midas reports that the U.S. military has been given orders to begin clandestine searc...
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Funny story:  Are Aliens Using the Nevada Desert as a Garbage Dump?

Are Aliens Using the Nevada Desert as a Garbage Dump?

ELY, NEVADA - Authorities in Ely, Nevada announced today that a transportation worker reported seeing a shiny disc-shaped craft hover in the air above the desert along Hwy. 59 a week ago, as it dumped a series of unidentified objects on to the ground...
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Funny story:  Military airlifts planned for future traffic jams during Sunbelt snow/ice storms

Military airlifts planned for future traffic jams during Sunbelt snow/ice storms

Marietta, GA-Representatives of Lockheed-Martin, the United States Air Force, the United States Army, the Federal Emergency Management Agency and various local state agencies are drafting contingency plans for a Berlin-airlift response which official...
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Funny story:  F-35 Shoots Down Santa; U.S. Military Culture May Change

F-35 Shoots Down Santa; U.S. Military Culture May Change

As reported in this space a few days ago, NORAD - who tracks the progress of Santa Claus -- almost killed the white-bearded jolly man. Santa, his sleigh and reindeer were on a trial run over the North Pole when they were mistaken for an incoming mi...
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Funny story:  Sharper Minds In Elders Generated By Military Video Games

Sharper Minds In Elders Generated By Military Video Games

Recent research shows that short- term memory and long term focus in older adults can be enhanced by participation in military video games involving blood and slaughter. Killing people in the videos must be accomplished in the space of two or three...
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Funny story:  General Admits, 'most recruits heartbroken.'

General Admits, 'most recruits heartbroken.'

A high up Military Psychologist has admitted most of the young men who join the military are heartbroken rejects of society. 'I'm not saying all recruits sign up because of emotional distance, or detachment from self. But I am noticing a trend.'...
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Funny story:  US military commander urges special biscuits and other measures to control lust in the troops

US military commander urges special biscuits and other measures to control lust in the troops

An unspecified spokesperson has come forward to speak for the unspecified commander who told a military rape victim she was at fault for being attacked in 2012. According to this commander, she must assume complete responsibility, because she was...
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Funny story:  Ducks trained to bomb enemy targets

Ducks trained to bomb enemy targets

The humble mallard has become the latest weapon in the war on terror with squadrons of specially trained ducks set to be unleashed across the Middle East. "Ducks make the ideal precision bomb delivery system," said Sergeant Desk, of DARPA, the res...
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Funny story:  US Company Loses Top Secret 'Wonder Woman' Warplane

US Company Loses Top Secret 'Wonder Woman' Warplane

An XL Cloak warplane, dubbed the "Wonder Woman" jet because a revolutionary cloaking device makes it totally invisible, has been mislaid by the defense contractor Shootering Industries, Inc. A big reward is being offered to anyone who finds the aircr...
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Funny story:  Acronym Trading Cards Hottest New Trend

Acronym Trading Cards Hottest New Trend

In a strange turn of events, the once obscure Acronym and Initials Trading Cards by Literary Trading Cards (LTC) are overtaking the once popular Pokémon, Star Wars, and baseball trading cards. Dave Adams-Villa, Esquire (or just DAVE to his friend...
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Funny story:  Obama's Economic Growth Plan - Fire 80,000 in US Military

Obama's Economic Growth Plan - Fire 80,000 in US Military

WASHINGTON, DC - In his State of The Union Address, President Obama praised US troops for their hard work, competence, honor, selfless service, and ability to exceed expectations. Afterward, he announced that he would fire 80,000 members of the US Ar...
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Funny story:  So Now That The Last American Soldier Has Left Iran - The U.S. Government Will Give Iran $83 Billion To Rebuild Everything That Was Destroyed

So Now That The Last American Soldier Has Left Iran - The U.S. Government Will Give Iran $83 Billion To Rebuild Everything That Was Destroyed

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well the United States Congress certainly did not waste any time in passing the "Okay Guys and Gals, Let's Chip In To Help Rebuild Iran Bill." Just as the last American soldier was leaving Iran, a special session of Congress was...
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Funny story:  Russia threaten to "nuke" Europe if the US builds a Disney Park in Poland!

Russia threaten to "nuke" Europe if the US builds a Disney Park in Poland!

Russia have sent out a warning to the US and President Obama that if they build a Disney Park in Eastern Poland they will "nuke" Europe. President Medvedev declared; "I can take US military bases and nuclear rockets in Poland but having Mickey Mo...
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Funny story:  U.S. Military To Deploy Innovative New Weapon

U.S. Military To Deploy Innovative New Weapon

As technology advances, so does the ability to slaughter fellow humans in a more precise and prolific manner. From that first hominid, some 200 thousand or so years ago who decided to bash in his friend's head with a large rock, to nuclear weapons,...
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Funny story:  X-Men inspires United States Military

X-Men inspires United States Military

Following the recent release of X-Men: First Class, it has been revealed that the U.S. military has actually started searching for any evidence of mutant existence. Top military officials are investigating whether mutants actually did play a part...
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Funny story:  Biologists solve national debt problem

Biologists solve national debt problem

FORT DETRICK - Maryland Biologists, according to Dr. Ollarday, have developed a new vaccine that will spread with the next flu virus that will solve the national debt problem. The protein fragments that cause the brain to try to collect owed monies...
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Funny story:  Last Refuge House Reveals More Shocking Bin Laden Secrets

Last Refuge House Reveals More Shocking Bin Laden Secrets

US officials, trawling through the last personal remnants of terror leader Osama Bin Laden at his hideaway in Abbottabad, have made yet more shocking discoveries about the man. In an un-mailed letter the bearded chief of hate claims he * Did...
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