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Mad Hatters Respond to President's Millenary Parade Idea

Funny story: Mad Hatters Respond to President's Millenary Parade Idea

Through The Looking Glass, Wa. D.C.-No stranger to controversy, it seems that President Trump has stepped in it once again. By bypassing one of the most powerful unions still in existence, Mr. Trump has earned the wrath of union hatters everywhere.

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Trump to name Genghis Khan his Secretary of Defense

Funny story: Trump to name Genghis Khan his Secretary of Defense

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Once again turning to retired generals to fill cabinet positions and other posts, President-elect Donald Trump is believed to be close to naming retired General Genghis Khan as his Secretary of Defense. Mr. Trump is said to resp...

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Trump Says U.S. Military Is Stupid But Beautiful

Funny story: Trump Says U.S. Military Is Stupid But Beautiful

The United States has the most powerful military in the world and in 2015 spent more on the military than the next seven biggest-spending nations combined. For fiscal year 2015, military spending is projected to account for 54 percent of all fede...

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Trump Says Clinton Gave Military Secrets To Russians

Funny story: Trump Says Clinton Gave Military Secrets To Russians

Donald Trump at a rally today accused Hillary Clinton of giving military secrets to the Russians. "On her computer that the Russians hacked are plans for The Modular Advanced Armed Robotic System (MAARS), stealth tanks, The XM2010 machine gun, and T...

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Trump To Put Military Jobs In Every Congressional District

Funny story: Trump To Put Military Jobs In Every Congressional District

Donald Trump claimed today that the U.S. military has become "a disaster," and is "gutted" since Obama took office. "He only wants to spend $1 trillion to modernize our military," the candidate said. "That's not nearly enough, not enough because H...

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San Francisco QB Kaepernick Controversy Goes Viral

Funny story: San Francisco QB Kaepernick Controversy Goes Viral

The Department of Defense has spent at least $6 million to many NFL teams in exchange for their various salutes to service people and involvement in other military promotions at games. It is part of a recruitment process the War Department says.

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Pokemon Go Players Killed on Artillery Range

Funny story: Pokemon Go Players Killed on Artillery Range

A group of eight geeky university frat house buddies was instantly killed by a single round from an M777 self-propelled howitzer when they ventured onto a firing range at Fort Sill, Oklahoma. "Training accidents are always tragic", read a statemen...

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Jeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.

Funny story: Jeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.

To Jeb Bush, brother of George. W. Bush on his announcement to stand for the presidency of the U.S., numerous greetings and best wishes have been flooding in. Well-wishers include Halliburton, Citibank, Chase Bank, World Bank, Barclay's Bank, the...

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Whoops! Obama Wets Pants As He Bows To Generals

Funny story: Whoops! Obama Wets Pants As He Bows To Generals

In its longest war in history, the U.S. has been in Afghanistan for 13 years. Now, no end is in sight. Reversing himself and Giving in to Pentagon Brass' demands that he violate his promise that the U.S. would have no combat role there next year,...

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ISIS' Guns Fall Silent Following Coalition Air Strikes

Battle lines in northern Iraq and Syria have fallen strangely silent in the past few days following the latest air strikes by coalition aircraft. In a press conference this morning in Washington, the Joint-Rolling Chiefs of Stash explained the rea...

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War Breaks Out Between LA Schools And City

Funny story: War Breaks Out Between LA Schools And City

The Los Angeles School Police Department has received 61 M16 assault rifles, three grenade launchers, and a mine-resistant vehicle from the Pentagon via its 1033 program to get rid of surplus military equipment and give them to local policed departme...

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11-Year-Old Attacks Obama In Schoolroom

Funny story: 11-Year-Old Attacks Obama In Schoolroom

President Obama, taking a break from his war against ISIS, visited Oakmont Charter School in VA. to show his support for innovative education. The school enrollees include children of diplomats, one of whom is 11-year-old extremely precocious Janna...

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Pentagon Vows to Invade Cascadia as Soon as They Find it on a Map

Funny story: Pentagon Vows to Invade Cascadia as Soon as They Find it on a Map

The Pentagon and the NSA are in a fury over the growing independence movement in Cascadia. Cascadia which is regarded by many as the Scotland of North America. Cascadia is nestled in the Pacific Northwest from the redwoods of California and north...

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Navy Projectile Flies 27 Times Speed of Sound

Funny story: Navy Projectile Flies 27 Times Speed of Sound

The U.S. Navy's latest innovation comes in the form of a 23-pound projectile that can fly at twenty-seven times the speed of sound. It is launched from what is called a "rail gun." That's fast enough to travel from New York City's Empire State Bu...

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U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

Funny story: U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

BARSTOW, CALIFORNIA - Officers at Fort Irwin, home of the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment, "Blackhorse Regiment", are busy resurrecting the U.S. Camel Corps. The U.S. Camel Corps, which operated in the desert Southwest in the 1800's, was an army exp...

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In ongoing effort to win the hearts and minds of the Taliban, the U. S. military bombs its own troops

Former U. S. President of Vice, Al Gore, who cannot make up his mind as to whether the planet is experiencing "global warming" or undergoing "climate change," is sure about one thing: the U. S. military is definitely "not the home of the best and the...

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U.S. Military Instructed to Go After the Wee People's Gold

Funny story: U.S. Military Instructed to Go After the Wee People's Gold

Washington, D.C. - A top secret military operation authorized by the Pentagon has been leaked to the press today by a source calling himself "King Midas". King Midas reports that the U.S. military has been given orders to begin clandestine searc...

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Are Aliens Using the Nevada Desert as a Garbage Dump?

Funny story: Are Aliens Using the Nevada Desert as a Garbage Dump?

ELY, NEVADA - Authorities in Ely, Nevada announced today that a transportation worker reported seeing a shiny disc-shaped craft hover in the air above the desert along Hwy. 59 a week ago, as it dumped a series of unidentified objects on to the ground...

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