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Attorney General gets the Hammer and Sickle

Funny story: Attorney General gets the Hammer and Sickle

President Trump has appointed Vladimir Putin as Attorney General after Jeff Sessions' resignation. Sessions admitted that his loyalty toward Trump has diminished after Trump defiled him in the public sphere, even though rumblings in the Capitol s...

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US Government Funds Online Trolls?

Funny story: US Government Funds Online Trolls?

Many folks these days are familiar with the term "troll" in reference to persons who post inflammatory messages online. However, it seems that now, some people are being paid to do just that. In a Republican led move for Social Security reform, ma...

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Unemployment Increases by 3.5 Million and What to do?

Funny story: Unemployment Increases by 3.5 Million and What to do?

This week, President Trump needs to deal with bigger issues than backing out of the Paris Climate Agreement. In early June, over 3.5 million Americans became unemployed. Sources say the government and the media are keeping this issue quiet because it...

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Trump Is Putin's Useful Idiot

Funny story: Trump Is Putin's Useful Idiot

The movie "The Manchurian Candidate," concerns a communist plot to use the brainwashed son of a leading right-wing family to upend the American political system. Now it appears that life is imitating art. Donald Trump has been brainwashed by Vladi...

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Senator John McCain Advocates Afghanistan As 51st State

Funny story: Senator John McCain Advocates Afghanistan As 51st State

Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman John McCain (R-Ariz.) said Thursday he was "pleased" by the Presidents decision to keep 5,500 U.S. troops in Afghanistan after 2016, but pressed for "a surge of 17,000 more boots on the ground for that country...

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Recrudescence of political claptrap in 2015 presidential election

Funny story: Recrudescence of political claptrap in 2015 presidential election

Once again, Americans are treated to a display of obscene self-promotion of egomaniacal proportion only fusing the personalities of P.T. Barnum, Madonna, Kim Kardashian, Kim Jong Un, and Idi Amin Dada could match. "The Donald;" oh you remember him -...

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John Kerry/EU: You're Gonna Make me Verbose When You Go

John Kerry has issued a (somewhat) heartfelt and (entirely) disinterested plea for Europe to stay in the EU. But for some reason his customary shine, polish and wide-eyed eloquence of a typical well-beloved fairly centre-leaning Secretary of State has temporarily deserted him. For some inexplicable reason, the notable public figure in question is straying into the kind of long-winded verbo...

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Ted Cruz Hopes Early Campaign Entry Will Divert Voters' Attention from More Important Issues, like Legitimate Candidates and Serious Domestic Problems

Funny story: Ted Cruz Hopes Early Campaign Entry Will Divert Voters' Attention from More Important Issues, like Legitimate Candidates and Serious Domestic Problems

Rafael Edward Cruz, a first-term Senator from Texas, dispensing with any exploratory phase for his Presidential aspirations, delivered a formal speech during the weekly convocation at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia yesterday. The Bapti...

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Certain 'Forces' Send In THE CHENEY To Take Care Of Lame Duck Government.

Funny story: Certain 'Forces' Send In THE CHENEY To Take Care Of Lame Duck Government.

Eager to take over the U.S. government as swiftly as possible after winning major seats in the Senate and Legislature, 'certain forces' within our system have called on a specialist to rid the organization of its 'lame duck' elements. Operating in se...

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Bilderberg Conference on Terrorism

Funny story: Bilderberg Conference on Terrorism

This special Bilderberg Conference was held in Madrid at the request of Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy. Officiating as usual was Satan. Compere was Jimmy Savile. Musical interlude was supplied by the late Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Elvis and Sammy Davis. Drinks were served by Obama Bin Laden. Seated regally on his golden throne wearing his black silk cloak, feet on desk and fingering his mala...

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Oklahoma Governor Agrees to Extend Humane Slaughter Act to Human Death Row Inmates

Funny story: Oklahoma Governor Agrees to Extend Humane Slaughter Act to Human Death Row Inmates

Following the botched execution of death row inmate Clayton Lockett, Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin announced that she will support legislation extending the Humane Slaughter Act, which has previously applied only to farm animals, to human prisoners.

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Nevada Militia Honored by Al-Qaeda

Funny story: Nevada Militia Honored by Al-Qaeda

A hard fought victory for a Nevada militia is collecting an unusual honor; congratulations from one of the U.S. government's greatest enemies. In a video statement released by Afghan TV, Al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri praised the militia for th...

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Hollywood Holding Hands With China

Funny story: Hollywood Holding Hands With China

When it comes to money, Hollywood sniffs it out in a hurry and it has come to no one's surprise that it is now chasing China for all the American bucks it has stuffed under it's casting couch. The latest sign is that Hollywood is expanding ties wi...

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Science and Technolgy : 1 - FAA : 0

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- In dismissing a U. S. Federal Aviation Agency (FAA) lawsuit against a drone "pilot," a federal judge has, in effect, given the okay to the non-commercial aerial transportation of goods. "They have a right to fly the friendl...

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US Drone Already Planning World Domination

Funny story: US Drone Already Planning World Domination

They patrol the skies and fight the war on terror, however a Washington source believed to be from inside the Pentagon has said that at least one US drone has already been showing signs of disobedience towards its masters. The drone in question,...

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SOTU: Obama Bores The Crap Out of Almost Everyone

Funny story: SOTU: Obama Bores The Crap Out of Almost Everyone

While American viewers tuned in to watch President Obama deliver the annual State of the Union message, many others were turning a deaf ear until given the opportunity to gorge themselves on the feast of "official responses" by the disloyal and deran...

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Kansas Housewive Kills Unemployment Extension Bill

Funny story: Kansas Housewive Kills Unemployment Extension Bill

In the end a lone Kansas housewife killed any chance of an extension of unemployment benefits for Americas long term unemployed. Dotty Mugg,42, of Waterboard Kansas, came to the House of Represenatives on Tuesday afternoon loaded not only with he...

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Fears for U.S. Economy as Porn Industry droops again Resistance to Viaggro blamed

Funny story: Fears for U.S. Economy as Porn Industry droops again Resistance to Viaggro blamed

The US porn industry is to shut down again after another artist tested positive for Erectile Dysfunction it has been revealed. The move has reignited the debate over the use of Viaggro in adult movies. Digby Drake, of industry trade group the Fre...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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