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Marine Corps reveal photos reveal all

Funny story: Marine Corps reveal photos reveal all

THE PENTAGON - Male Marines shared naked photographs of female Marines on a not-so-secret Facebook page. Allegedly, a few of the pictures were taken without the "models'" knowledge or consent. Captions to the photos included "obscene comments...

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Trump To Command Military Expedition Against ISIS

Funny story: Trump To Command Military Expedition Against ISIS

In November 2015 Donald Trump said, "I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me." In that same year Mr. Trump stated, "I always felt that I was in the military" because of his education at a military-themed boarding school. He said his...

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Pentagon Can't Account For Losing $6.5 Trillion It Is Huge Law Breaker

Funny story: Pentagon Can't Account For Losing $6.5 Trillion It Is Huge Law Breaker

AP -- From spending $150 million on private villas for a handful of personnel in Afghanistan to blowing $2.7 billion on an air surveillance balloon that doesn't work, the latest revelations of waste at the Pentagon are stories in a long line of simil...

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GOP Compromise: Support the Troops, But Not TOO Much!

There's just no-one quite like Rand Paul in the current GOP running. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. (Probably neither, to be honest!) Still, never mind. Rand Paul has daringly sought and found the ideal pragmatic solution to TWO WHOLE PROBLEMS: veteran's welfare and foreign policy! Paul politically-hipsterfies as follows: What does 'Support the Troops' really mean to the...

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US Cadets injured in huge pillow fights!

Funny story: US Cadets injured in huge pillow fights!

A new training program has been introduced at the prestigious US cadet academy, West Point, pillow fighting! Several cadets were seriously injured after it was discovered that the pillows were filled with plastic feathers not goose ones. It seems...

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National Guards May Fight Federal Troops

Funny story: National Guards May Fight Federal Troops

19 republican Senators, and the "Coal Is Good For Health Institute," today issued a joint press release condemning President Obama's "War On Coal." The Senators are from Wyoming, West Virginia, Pennsylvania and Illinois who are the largest coal prod...

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U.S. Army Recruits Mentally Ill

Funny story: U.S. Army Recruits Mentally Ill

Chairman Carl Levin (D-MI) and ranking member Jim Inhofe (R-OK) of Senate Armed Forces Committee got into shouting match today over Army recruiting practices at today's committee hearing. The background is that 25% of soldiers currently serving in...

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Army Bans Black Women's Hairstyles

Funny story: Army Bans Black Women's Hairstyles

WASHINGTON - The ban on some popular hairstyles raises the ire of black female soldiers. In reaction to new Army hairstyle regulations banning twists, dreadlocks and larger cornrows - all very popular with black female soldiers - women soldiers are...

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Nicky Minaj recruited for psychological warfare

Funny story: Nicky Minaj recruited for psychological warfare

Psychological warfare has been around for hundreds of years but it really took off in the second World War. During Vietnam, it was used to an even greater effect and cutting edge techniques were developed to assist the war fighting effort. Fast fo...

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US Drone Already Planning World Domination

Funny story: US Drone Already Planning World Domination

They patrol the skies and fight the war on terror, however a Washington source believed to be from inside the Pentagon has said that at least one US drone has already been showing signs of disobedience towards its masters. The drone in question,...

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Fraud In Army Recruiting Costs $100M But No Big Deal

Funny story: Fraud In Army Recruiting Costs $100M But No Big Deal

In 2005, with mounting U.S. causalities in Iraq, the number of young men wanting to serve as cannon fodder had sharply declined. So a service recruiting bonus program was introduced to get them into the army. Under the program, National Guard s...

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Will the US Army attack Iran with new WMD?

Funny story: Will the US Army attack Iran with new WMD?

FORT KNOX, KY (ABSNN)-Known primarily for guarding the US gold supply, the US Army Base at Fort Knox, Kentucky is an impregnable base. Although it has long been rumored to no longer contain gold, especially by Texas Congressman Ron Paul, experts...

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Ask them greedy corporate mercenaries

Although our stomach is well-equipped with a mechanism against gastric acid, sometimes its mucus gets badly hurt, allowing the acid to penetrate, violating a code of conduct called discipline. Earlier this week Staff Sgt. Robert Bales, 38, married, two children, aged 3 and 4, twice injured in combat, with an exemplary military record, is accused of killing 16 Afghan villagers, some children. B...

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US Army gays to wear orange jump suits

The Pentagon has announced plans to force openly gay soldiers serving in the US army to wear orange jump suits to give their heterosexual counterparts the due notification of their presence within their battalion, according to reports. Defence Se...

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Decommisioned Drone Trying to Get Used to Civillian Life

NEW YORK - Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) #5987-D/A, a Boeing Tracer, was ejected from the US Army in February after several months of tireless work scouting areas of Pakistan and Afghanistan in several surveillance operations. It still hasn't gott...

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U.S.Troops To Tone Down In Libya

Funny story: U.S.Troops To Tone Down In Libya

President Barrack Obama has vowed that U.S will tone down its presence in Libya as it does not want to be the pre-eminent force in the African country. Effective tomorrow, U.S troops will abandon their traditional bright green mottled digital "Mul...

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Army Replaces 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' with 'Don't Pray? Don't Tell'

Funny story: Army Replaces 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' with 'Don't Pray? Don't Tell'

After receiving the responses to a survey known as the Global Assessment Tool back from scores of soldiers who admit they are atheists, the Army has deemed them spiritually unfit, and is requiring the heathen soldiers to take remedial training to hel...

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US Soldiers tested for belief in God

Funny story: US Soldiers tested for belief in God

US Soldiers are to issued white tunics with red crosses and swords for the Afghan Holy Wars. Richard the Lionheart has been called on to return and replace General Petraeus as Chief of Central Command and Knight Templar for the New Eastern Crusades! TRUE STORY : The US Army has introduced Spirituality Tests for troops. Those who do not show sufficient belief in God are to be black-listed an...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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