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Funny story:  Nicky Minaj recruited for psychological warfare

Nicky Minaj recruited for psychological warfare

Psychological warfare has been around for hundreds of years but it really took off in the second World War. During Vietnam, it was used to an even greater effect and cutting edge techniques were developed to assist the war fighting effort. Fast fo...
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Funny story:  US Drone Already Planning World Domination

US Drone Already Planning World Domination

They patrol the skies and fight the war on terror, however a Washington source believed to be from inside the Pentagon has said that at least one US drone has already been showing signs of disobedience towards its masters. The drone in question,...
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Funny story:  Fraud In Army Recruiting Costs $100M But No Big Deal

Fraud In Army Recruiting Costs $100M But No Big Deal

In 2005, with mounting U.S. causalities in Iraq, the number of young men wanting to serve as cannon fodder had sharply declined. So a service recruiting bonus program was introduced to get them into the army. Under the program, National Guard s...
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Funny story:  Will the US Army attack Iran with new WMD?

Will the US Army attack Iran with new WMD?

FORT KNOX, KY (ABSNN)-Known primarily for guarding the US gold supply, the US Army Base at Fort Knox, Kentucky is an impregnable base. Although it has long been rumored to no longer contain gold, especially by Texas Congressman Ron Paul, experts...
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Funny story:  Ask them greedy corporate mercenaries

Ask them greedy corporate mercenaries

Although our stomach is well-equipped with a mechanism against gastric acid, sometimes its mucus gets badly hurt, allowing the acid to penetrate, violating a code of conduct called discipline. Earlier this week Staff Sgt. Robert Bales, 38, married, two children, aged 3 and 4, twice injured in combat, with an exemplary military record, is accused of killing 16 Afghan villagers, some children. B...
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Funny story:  US Army gays to wear orange jump suits

US Army gays to wear orange jump suits

The Pentagon has announced plans to force openly gay soldiers serving in the US army to wear orange jump suits to give their heterosexual counterparts the due notification of their presence within their battalion, according to reports. Defence Se...
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Funny story:  Decommisioned Drone Trying to Get Used to Civillian Life

Decommisioned Drone Trying to Get Used to Civillian Life

NEW YORK - Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) #5987-D/A, a Boeing Tracer, was ejected from the US Army in February after several months of tireless work scouting areas of Pakistan and Afghanistan in several surveillance operations. It still hasn't gott...
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Funny story:  U.S.Troops To Tone Down  In Libya

U.S.Troops To Tone Down In Libya

President Barrack Obama has vowed that U.S will tone down its presence in Libya as it does not want to be the pre-eminent force in the African country. Effective tomorrow, U.S troops will abandon their traditional bright green mottled digital "Mul...
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Funny story:  Army Replaces 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' with 'Don't Pray? Don't Tell'

Army Replaces 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' with 'Don't Pray? Don't Tell'

After receiving the responses to a survey known as the Global Assessment Tool back from scores of soldiers who admit they are atheists, the Army has deemed them spiritually unfit, and is requiring the heathen soldiers to take remedial training to hel...
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Funny story:  US Soldiers tested for belief in God

US Soldiers tested for belief in God

US Soldiers are to issued white tunics with red crosses and swords for the Afghan Holy Wars. Richard the Lionheart has been called on to return and replace General Petraeus as Chief of Central Command and Knight Templar for the New Eastern Crusades! TRUE STORY : The US Army has introduced Spirituality Tests for troops. Those who do not show sufficient belief in God are to be black-listed an...
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Funny story:  U.S Soldier Receives $1.3 million of "Support" From Ribbon Sales

U.S Soldier Receives $1.3 million of "Support" From Ribbon Sales

(November 11, 2010 -- Houston, TX)… A compelling story of patriotism warmed the nations heart this Veteran's Day as Lt. Bob McGuffie received a remarkable amount of "support" in the form of $1.3 million. McGuffie, who's a true American Hero despite...
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Funny story:  Marine General Amos Claims a Ban on Homos With Rifles Necessary To Win War Against Terror.

Marine General Amos Claims a Ban on Homos With Rifles Necessary To Win War Against Terror.

Ensuring that he'll never again get a second bag of pretzels on a US Air flight, the new commandant of the U.S. Marine Corps has alienated every homosexual in the universe by saying that the don't ask, don't tell policy barring gays from serving open...
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Funny story:  Don't Ask Don't Tell has U.S. Armed Forces Redesigning Uniforms Living Quarters

Don't Ask Don't Tell has U.S. Armed Forces Redesigning Uniforms Living Quarters

The U.S Armed forces today announced major new changes to uniforms, living quarters and other protocols for the new OPEN Armed Forces Ad campaign. New advertisements featuring the Village People and Elton John, focus on the new open atmosphere the U.
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Funny story:  US Military lifts ban on 'Fags'

US Military lifts ban on 'Fags'

In a contraversial move the US Supreme court has taken a dim view of practices within the US military, and ordered a lift of the ban on 'fags'. Military chiefs have reacted by calling the ruling 'not practical'. "How can you train an elite fig...
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Funny story:  Iraqi And Afghan Troops To Start Leaving US?

Iraqi And Afghan Troops To Start Leaving US?

Sources in Baghdad and Kabul are saying that Iraqi and Afghan troops stationed in the US may well start to leave the country as early as next Spring. There are thought to be as many as 250,000 active operatives spread far and wide across the US, m...
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Funny story:  US Military Psy-ops In Iraq Ordered To Undergo Psychological Evaluation

US Military Psy-ops In Iraq Ordered To Undergo Psychological Evaluation

The entire Psy-ops division of the U.S. Army that has been on duty in Iraq since the wars beginning has been ordered to undergo psychiatric evaluation. Disturbing results have come about as a result of this analysis. The psy-ops, short for psycho...
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Funny story:  Top U.S. General Apologizes for Article, then Wipes Ass with It

Top U.S. General Apologizes for Article, then Wipes Ass with It

General Stanley McChrystal, the Top U.S. War Commander in Afghanistan apologized for his role in a, "Rolling Stone" article in which he is quoted as being highly critical of the Obama Administration. From a desolate firebase on the Pakistan b...
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Funny story:  U.S. Military Becomes an All-Gay Force

U.S. Military Becomes an All-Gay Force

In a stunning reversal of the Clinton-Era, "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy concerning the sexual preferences of U.S. Military personnel, the Obama Administration has decided to go with an all-gay force. Troops that are currently straight have thirty...
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