American Airlines, Delta, Southwest , US Airways, and United/Continental, are planning a mega-merger. The new airline will provisionally be called Delta Southwest United US, and control 70% of the air passenger business in the US.
Fast food giant, McDonalds, has been thwated in its efforts to honour the hero pilot of the Miracle In Hudson Bay, Chesley Sullenbeger, by selling a heroic new sandwich - the McSullenburger.
Captain Sullenberger safely landed his US Airways Airbus...
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F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
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United Airlines Sends Dog To Japan
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