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UPS Exposed: No Packages Delivered Since 2008!

Funny story: UPS Exposed: No Packages Delivered Since 2008!

To millions of Americans who, for years, have encountered difficulties in receiving packages scheduled for delivery by the United Parcel Service, it arguably came as little surprise when an investigation by the Federal Bureau of Investigation recentl...

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National Humiliation New Logistical Key to Success

Funny story: National Humiliation New Logistical Key to Success

ATLANTA - Wanna win a national championship? Get UPS to air a TV ad featuring your team getting crushed as an example of excellent logistics. Just ask the University of Kentucky. For the 2012 UK Wildcats men's basketball team, UPS did just tha...

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UPS to Start Sending Mail by Pony Express

Funny story: UPS to Start Sending Mail by Pony Express

In order to keep from falling into bankruptcy and eventual insolvency, the United States Postal Service has announced that they will forgo overnight delivery as well as the day after delivery and the day after that and so forth and re-install the Pon...

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UPS and FedEx trucks "officially" found

Funny story: UPS and FedEx trucks "officially" found

In an update to a previously reported story, it turns out that the "missing" delivery trucks turned out NOT to be "missing" after all. According to Review expert Agatha Scrutinizer, whom the Department of Homeland Security assigned, to find the mi...

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Citizens to Alert! UPS, and FedEx, delivery trucks reportedly missing!

Funny story: Citizens to Alert! UPS, and FedEx, delivery trucks reportedly missing!

UPS General Manager Mr. Thomas Jefferson and FedEx General Manager Mr. Abraham Lincoln have filed "Missing Equipment" reports with the F.B.I. after the death of Osama Bin Laden led to rumors of a possible counter-attack against the United States.

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How to Fail At Package Bombing: Send It From Yemen

Funny story: How to Fail At Package Bombing: Send It From Yemen

Law enforcement officers across the planet are laughing their asses off at the terrorists ridiculously ineffective plot to bomb a Midwest synagogue that was thwarted this day. Terrorists, who obviously received a public school education, weaponize...

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The Annual Race Between The Tortoise And The Hare- UPS Versus The Post Office

Funny story: The Annual Race Between The Tortoise And The Hare- UPS Versus The Post Office

The time of year has come for the great Christmas race between the tortoise and the hare. Those who know the Aesop fable know it as a moralizing tale. In this case, it involves a total lack of morals whatsoever. This race is also symbolic- the...

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Dale Jarrett involved in UPS truck wreck

Funny story: Dale Jarrett involved in UPS truck wreck

Retired Nascar driver Dale Jarrett was involved in a incident Monday night. Jarrett was involved in a crash involving a UPS truck and a Dodge Neon. It appears that Jarrett was drag racing the UPS Truck.

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Paris Hilton new CEO of Shipping Giant

Funny story: Paris Hilton new CEO of Shipping Giant

(Papershuffel, SC) In a move sure to cause increased activity on Wall Street tomorrow, FEDEX and UPS announced their merger after closing today.

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UPS robbed: NASA mind-reading sensors taken

Funny story: UPS robbed: NASA mind-reading sensors taken

A shipment of "noncontact" sensors designed by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration was stolen last week from a United Parcel Service delivery vehicle, NASA reports today in a press release.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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