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Funny story: Blair gets Order of the Boot from cushy Piss Process job

Blair gets Order of the Boot from cushy Piss Process job

London - George Dubya Bush's favorite poodle fellater has fucked up badly in his UN Pisskeeper position after being grassed up by the Saudis as a useless whinging pompous twat. It means goodbye to a $10m annual salary, private jet and stable of ho...
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Funny story: Five Troubled "Stan" Countries Agree To Friendlier Name Change

Five Troubled "Stan" Countries Agree To Friendlier Name Change

Jalalarealbad, Crapistan - In a rare sign of unity, all of the major "stan" countries (please don't make me spell them all) have decided to band together and repeal the "stan" from the end of their countries names - and replace it with something more...
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Funny story: Obama To Iran - U.S. Frogmen Units Non Negotiable

Obama To Iran - U.S. Frogmen Units Non Negotiable

Washington DC - His negotiations with Iran over its nuclear weapons ambitions already in peril from a Republican controlled Senate, Obama threw a wrench into his own gears today when he offhandedly told reporters that invading Iran with "frog men" is...
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Funny story: UN Commission On Population Control Accepts Iran's Bid To Destroy Israel

UN Commission On Population Control Accepts Iran's Bid To Destroy Israel

BILLINGSGATE POST: The United Nations formally accepted Iran's proposal to destroy Israel yesterday. Noting that Israel's population was approximately 8,000,000, Secretary General Ban Ki-moon acknowledged that eradicating Israel was merely a small...
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Funny story: Martial Law to be declared after Clarkson sacking

Martial Law to be declared after Clarkson sacking

London, England: Following the sacking of Jeremy Clarkson and the postponement of Top Gear, threats of a serious nature from overseas have been made against BBC Director General. Whilst an overseas email threatening the BBC Director General has res...
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Funny story: Prezident Obummer weighs in on ISIS' destruction of Nimrod

Prezident Obummer weighs in on ISIS' destruction of Nimrod

ISIS has built or purchased, "from parties unknown," a time machine and is traveling into Iraq's "ancient past," to destroy the Assyrian city of Nimrod, the United Nations recently whined. "We are heartbroken," archaeologists sniffed, "and outrage...
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Funny story: Monsanto: 'Chips' With That... Anyone?

Monsanto: 'Chips' With That... Anyone?

MONSANTO- responsible for Agent Orange, a deadly range of organ-damaging pesticides and genetically modified crops resulting in thousands of people crippled or killed by their products and the suicides of thousands of farmers worldwide (most in the p...
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Funny story: North Koreans and United Nations Both Post Human Rights Declarations

North Koreans and United Nations Both Post Human Rights Declarations

New York, NY/Pyongyang, N. KoreaIn a surprising development, both the UN and North Korea issued documents on human rights. Even though the UN Report reported numerous incidents of human rights abuses, after reading the glowing report of the North...
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Funny story: UN: "USA refugee figure passes 150 million for first time"

UN: "USA refugee figure passes 150 million for first time"

NEW YORK, NY - UN spokesperson, Lotta Boolsheet, issued a report today stating that the number of US citizens forced to leave their homes has exceeded 150 million for the first time since Jimmy Carter was president. 60 percent the USA's refugees a...
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Funny story: UN in Turmoil Over Individuality

UN in Turmoil Over Individuality

New York, NY - The UN today found itself in something of a quandary as a new study by desk'perts from all over the web revealed a startling truth; we're all different! Since 1949, the United Nations has been headlong into creating a single world...
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Funny story: Five world leaders who have torched judges' precious cacti collections speak out

Five world leaders who have torched judges' precious cacti collections speak out

New York - The UN advisory panel on eco destruction has taken depositions from leading politicians following revelations by UK Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg of wanton cactus vandalism. Clegg recently admitted to a 'mad Carlos Castenada moment'...
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Funny story: U.N. To Build Small Orbiting Planet

U.N. To Build Small Orbiting Planet

At first it was considered a wild rumor only. "We can't even get along here on the earth, how will we get together on one we build?" However, some of the things we are receiving from Edward Snowden shows that, for our own good, several major natio...
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Funny story: Wiccans set for Vatican parity at the UN

Wiccans set for Vatican parity at the UN

New York - Accredited observer status at the UN General Assembly has been awarded to the Organisation of International Wicca in a move granting parity with the Roamin Catlick church. Five permanent representatives will be sitting in the world's p...
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Funny story: Peru's 17th Andes Artillery Regiment Is Headed To Aid The Ukraine

Peru's 17th Andes Artillery Regiment Is Headed To Aid The Ukraine

LIMA, Peru - The Peruvian government has just informed the press that their pride and joy the 17th Andes Artillery Regiment will be landing in the Ukraine to help them in their confrontation with the Russian military. A spokesperson for the Peruvi...
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Funny story: Asian Nations Gather To Discuss All Of Them Looking The Same To Westerners

Asian Nations Gather To Discuss All Of Them Looking The Same To Westerners

Bangkok - Representatives from 15 nations in Asia are gathering in Bangkok, Thailand this week to discuss the fact that all of them look alike to most people from the West. Although the problem is not one that affects each nation locally on a daily b...
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Funny story: Idaho To Stop Shipping Potatoes To Russia

Idaho To Stop Shipping Potatoes To Russia

BOISE, Idaho - The state of Idaho has just informed the government of Russia that it will no longer be selling them anymore Idaho potatoes. The economic decision was based on the fact that Russia continues to go against the wishes of the United Na...
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Funny story: The United Nations Has Instructed North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Disarm All of His Missiles

The United Nations Has Instructed North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Disarm All of His Missiles

NEW YORK CITY - National Focus Magazine is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has just received an email from the United Nations informing him that he is to disarm every one of his missiles by 11:59 pm, Monday, April 28. They stress th...
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Funny story: The Hubble Space Telescope Has Detected 3 North Korean Missiles

The Hubble Space Telescope Has Detected 3 North Korean Missiles

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - Kennedy Space Center Spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle has informed the news media that the Hubble Space Telescope has made an amazing discovery. Hubby, as the space telescope is affectionately known, has detected 3 North K...
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Kerry Deals With Hostage Crisis

A spokesman for the U.S. State Department announced that Secretary of State John Kerry has been taken hostage by Iranian terrorists and is involved in negotiations demanding his immediate release.
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