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Funny story:  Peru's 17th Andes Artillery Regiment Is Headed To Aid The Ukraine

Peru's 17th Andes Artillery Regiment Is Headed To Aid The Ukraine

LIMA, Peru - The Peruvian government has just informed the press that their pride and joy the 17th Andes Artillery Regiment will be landing in the Ukraine to help them in their confrontation with the Russian military. A spokesperson for the Peruvi...
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Funny story:  Asian Nations Gather To Discuss All Of Them Looking The Same To Westerners

Asian Nations Gather To Discuss All Of Them Looking The Same To Westerners

Bangkok - Representatives from 15 nations in Asia are gathering in Bangkok, Thailand this week to discuss the fact that all of them look alike to most people from the West. Although the problem is not one that affects each nation locally on a daily b...
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Funny story:  Idaho To Stop Shipping Potatoes To Russia

Idaho To Stop Shipping Potatoes To Russia

BOISE, Idaho - The state of Idaho has just informed the government of Russia that it will no longer be selling them anymore Idaho potatoes. The economic decision was based on the fact that Russia continues to go against the wishes of the United Na...
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Funny story:  The United Nations Has Instructed North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Disarm All of His Missiles

The United Nations Has Instructed North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Disarm All of His Missiles

NEW YORK CITY - National Focus Magazine is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has just received an email from the United Nations informing him that he is to disarm every one of his missiles by 11:59 pm, Monday, April 28. They stress th...
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Funny story:  The Hubble Space Telescope Has Detected 3 North Korean Missiles

The Hubble Space Telescope Has Detected 3 North Korean Missiles

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - Kennedy Space Center Spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle has informed the news media that the Hubble Space Telescope has made an amazing discovery. Hubby, as the space telescope is affectionately known, has detected 3 North K...
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Funny story:  US Relinquishes Control of the Internet to United Nations Organizational Unit

US Relinquishes Control of the Internet to United Nations Organizational Unit

The US Department of Commerce has not renewed a contract with ICANN, the private, independent US-based organization which has ably overseen worldwide issuance of web addresses/URLs. Our reporters have learned that supervisory authority over the...
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Funny story:  North Korea and South Korea Exchange Fire

North Korea and South Korea Exchange Fire

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy, official news agency of North Korea reports that the two Korea's Upper and Lower have exchanged rocket fire. Reports state that North Korea was conducting some off-shore live fire exercises in the Yellow Se...
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Funny story:  China Hopes To Have 3,000 Surveillance Drones In The Skies By Cinco de Mayo (May 5)

China Hopes To Have 3,000 Surveillance Drones In The Skies By Cinco de Mayo (May 5)

HONG KONG - The Rick Shaw National News Agency of China has noted that China is pulling out all of the stops in its drone production. The Republic of China is going full speed ahead with its manufacturing of surveillance drones which are capable o...
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Funny story:  Pierced Morghound expelled from America  by U.N.

Pierced Morghound expelled from America by U.N.

New York - Pierced Morghound was ordered to leave the Western Hemisphere today by an emergency meeting of the U.N. security council. Known for his unpopular T.V. program (America's Got Guns), Pierced was dragged, kicking and screaming, and whini...
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Funny story:  The United Nations Rejects Afghanistan's Request To Change Twitter To Twatter

The United Nations Rejects Afghanistan's Request To Change Twitter To Twatter

NEW YORK CITY - The government of Afghanistan has just stated that they will not comply with the decision of the United Nations World Governing Council. Tizzani Lalaran, a spokesperson for Afghanistan stated that his country had decided that in or...
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Funny story:  Russia Calls For U.N. Sanctions Against Hydrogen for Occupation of Oxygen

Russia Calls For U.N. Sanctions Against Hydrogen for Occupation of Oxygen

(New York) - Russia called for an emergency meeting of the U.N. Security Counsel over the weekend to discuss what Russia is calling "the unprovoked, illegal and unwarranted occupation of Oxygen by Hydrogen forces." According to Russia's Permanent...
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Funny story:  Global Warming - The Proof's in the Hat

Global Warming - The Proof's in the Hat

Key West, FL (STT News) - A UN-supported, US Government approved Global Warming archaeological research expedition to the small Florida community of Key West has now uncovered evidence that does more than suggest that climate change is upon us. D...
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Funny story:  As The World Reels From the Ukraine,  Events Follow Elsewhere

As The World Reels From the Ukraine, Events Follow Elsewhere

United Nations, NYC, NY (STT News) - In North Korea, Harmonic, Joyful and Heavenly Leader of All Living Things, Kim Jong-Un, announced that his nation can no longer stand by and allow Israel to threaten its borders from afar. As a signal of warning t...
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Funny story:  Say Goodbye to Meat and Cheese

Say Goodbye to Meat and Cheese

Los Angeles, CA (STT News) - People of the world - learn to like bugs. That's the message recently released by Dr. Falter O. Longer, director of the USC's Elitist Longevity Institute. The study by the institute states clearly that things like meat,...
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Funny story:  UK Reign A Bloody Crime Era Says UN Security Council

UK Reign A Bloody Crime Era Says UN Security Council

New York - An emergency session of the UN has condemned the misery of occupation inflicted on the British public by members of the House of Stalin. Security Council Resolution 9-11/666 cites Russian President Vladimir Putin's geriatric octogenaria...
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Funny story:  Hawaiians Forbidden to Marry Serbians in International Alphabet Emergency

Hawaiians Forbidden to Marry Serbians in International Alphabet Emergency

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK - Wedding registry officials at the United Nations have handed down a decision concerning the flood of over-long newlywed names from abroad. Speaking for the registry committee, Sir Engvald Torkner said, "It was bad enough...
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Funny story:  Royal Navy exercises restraint during Spanish "Kamikaze" Gibraltar incursions

Royal Navy exercises restraint during Spanish "Kamikaze" Gibraltar incursions

Royal Navy manoeuvres involving aerial military "drops" were completed this week according to plan despite the farcical behaviour of a small number of rickety Spanish boats. Having to be shepherded away for their own safety, the humiliated Spanish "p...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Apologizes to United Nations, Says He Is Turning Over New Leaf

Kim Jong Un Apologizes to United Nations, Says He Is Turning Over New Leaf

Kim Jong Un, rotund dictator of North Korea, today apologized to the United Nations about all the human right abuses in his country. "They just give me as much food as I want. I didn't realize anyone was starving!" spoke the dictator. Golly, I'm...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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