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Clinical study on length and potency vs Rocket Man ordered up with follow-up at UN Security Council

Funny story: Clinical study on length and potency vs Rocket Man ordered up with follow-up at UN Security Council

Advisors to the President, Ms. Haley among them, have come forward to suggest Mr. Trump settle any lingering doubts on matters related to overall potency in running The Oval Office. The rumor that Mr. Trump has small hands needs putting into persp...

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Trump.com™ threatens to nuke UN HQ in New York over unsatisfactory joke reception

Funny story: Trump.com™ threatens to nuke UN HQ in New York over unsatisfactory joke reception

A deeply insulting silence fell over the UN Assembly after Trump.com™ failed joke. His beloved eminence is said to be outraged because, as he claimed, "it was the best joke in the entire history of the human race and those nasty mean mongrels...

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Trump To Trump The UN

We at Back and to the Left news believe with a degree of certainty that Donald Trump is a fictional character made up for the purposes of Twitter amusement. Apparently he's not and "the man with the plan" will be attending his very first United Natio...

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Global masturbating officially acknowledged by the WHO and UN as folks-sport Nr1!

Funny story: Global masturbating officially acknowledged by the WHO and UN as folks-sport Nr1!

Way back in the 1960's when the world officially acknowledged that people did have sex with each other, it caused a "Sexual Revolution" and the rest is history! After roughly 50 years of officially jumping in and out of bed with whoever one wishes...

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Dixit? Newly Appointed UN Ambassador Nikki Haley Announces South Carolina Secession from European Union

Funny story: Dixit? Newly Appointed UN Ambassador Nikki Haley Announces South Carolina Secession from European Union

Following Donald Trump's appointment of South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley as the United States ambassador to the United Nations, Governor Haley sent shock waves through international economies when she announced that South Carolina citizens, by a m...

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UK Secretary Hammond comments further on Julian Assange

Funny story: UK Secretary Hammond comments further on Julian Assange

Amidst the hurly burly of the nightclub 10 Downing Street Tomorrow in downtown London, UK Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond has offered more viewpoints on Mr. Assange's case to enquiring journalists. During the interview the Secretary tapped his fi...

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Newsflashes from under Jaggedone's grubby raincoat!

Funny story: Newsflashes from under Jaggedone's grubby raincoat!

Jaggedone's CIA news flashes (from under his raincoat) live and uncensored! Latest news flashing in from UN HQ! "Syrian Peace talks suspended because UN members were seen crawling out of President Assad's rear end and the shock was too much for rebels who declined to lick his butt too!!" Millions of Syrian refugees were not asked their opinion, they were too busy walking barefoot to Germa...

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Brits claim Mars as rainwater identified on surface

The UK government has declared Mars British territory after NASA confirmed rainwater has been found on its surface. British PM David Cameron made the announcement this morning in London. "Good morning, God Bless the Queen, her corgis and Prince Ch...

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Banks Reply to Greece

Funny story: Banks Reply to Greece

Yes folks, it's ALL FOR YOU, isn't it? "Why can't we all just... get along?" "The International Monetary Fund (IMF) is an international organization headquartered in Washington, D. C., of 188 countries working to foster global monetary coopera...

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A Modest Proposal for UN Peacekeeper Babies

"Peacekeeper Babies" have long been a thorn in the side of the United Nations. It is an unfair expectation that the men serving these impoverished nations should be expected not to exploit the very people they are there to help. In an effort to p...

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Blair gets Order of the Boot from cushy Piss Process job

Funny story: Blair gets Order of the Boot from cushy Piss Process job

London - George Dubya Bush's favorite poodle fellater has fucked up badly in his UN Pisskeeper position after being grassed up by the Saudis as a useless whinging pompous twat. It means goodbye to a $10m annual salary, private jet and stable of ho...

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UN Commission On Population Control Accepts Iran's Bid To Destroy Israel

Funny story: UN Commission On Population Control Accepts Iran's Bid To Destroy Israel

BILLINGSGATE POST: The United Nations formally accepted Iran's proposal to destroy Israel yesterday. Noting that Israel's population was approximately 8,000,000, Secretary General Ban Ki-moon acknowledged that eradicating Israel was merely a small...

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Martial Law to be declared after Clarkson sacking

Funny story: Martial Law to be declared after Clarkson sacking

London, England: Following the sacking of Jeremy Clarkson and the postponement of Top Gear, threats of a serious nature from overseas have been made against BBC Director General. Whilst an overseas email threatening the BBC Director General has res...

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Prezident Obummer weighs in on ISIS' destruction of Nimrod

Funny story: Prezident Obummer weighs in on ISIS' destruction of Nimrod

ISIS has built or purchased, "from parties unknown," a time machine and is traveling into Iraq's "ancient past," to destroy the Assyrian city of Nimrod, the United Nations recently whined. "We are heartbroken," archaeologists sniffed, "and outrage...

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Monsanto: 'Chips' With That... Anyone?

Funny story: Monsanto: 'Chips' With That... Anyone?

MONSANTO- responsible for Agent Orange, a deadly range of organ-damaging pesticides and genetically modified crops resulting in thousands of people crippled or killed by their products and the suicides of thousands of farmers worldwide (most in the p...

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North Koreans and United Nations Both Post Human Rights Declarations

Funny story: North Koreans and United Nations Both Post Human Rights Declarations

New York, NY/Pyongyang, N. KoreaIn a surprising development, both the UN and North Korea issued documents on human rights. Even though the UN Report reported numerous incidents of human rights abuses, after reading the glowing report of the North...

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UN: "USA refugee figure passes 150 million for first time"

Funny story: UN: "USA refugee figure passes 150 million for first time"

NEW YORK, NY - UN spokesperson, Lotta Boolsheet, issued a report today stating that the number of US citizens forced to leave their homes has exceeded 150 million for the first time since Jimmy Carter was president. 60 percent the USA's refugees a...

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UN in Turmoil Over Individuality

Funny story: UN in Turmoil Over Individuality

New York, NY - The UN today found itself in something of a quandary as a new study by desk'perts from all over the web revealed a startling truth; we're all different! Since 1949, the United Nations has been headlong into creating a single world...

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