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Funny story: UKIP First: Naughty Nigel Tired, Gets Words Mixed Up

UKIP First: Naughty Nigel Tired, Gets Words Mixed Up

UKIP's Naughty Nigel has made a few blunders in a recent notable humanitarian agitprop outlet. Now, I do warn you that I'm a little tired today; or indeed, fatigué, cansado, distrutto... See, I said it in French and some other languages that foreigners speak, so TECHNICALLY, I'm not being racist. Indeed, if anything, I'm being rather less racist than, say, the GENUINE BIGOT Tommy Robins...
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Funny story: Jim Davidson - UKIP's public affairs guru sacked by Nigel Farage

Jim Davidson - UKIP's public affairs guru sacked by Nigel Farage

Tim Wilson has resigned from UKIP just after leader Nigel Farage defended MEP David Coburn stand-up comedy routine describing a Muslim minister in the Scottish Government to convicted terrorist Abu Hamza. The racist jibe written for Mr Coburn by Jim...
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Funny story: Francis Urquhart Disdains to Join UKIP

Francis Urquhart Disdains to Join UKIP

The sinister, Machiavellian Francis Urquhart, from the original UK version of "House of Cards," has disappointed all 101 UKIP supporters, by declining to join Naughty Nigel's hipster politico rhetorical hobby club. Our Frankie sneers: I may have ruined the life and career of a perfectly principled and honorable politician; I may have connived my way into establishing an 11 year reign of ter...
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Funny story: If Britain left the EU, who would clean Seaside Cafe floors?

If Britain left the EU, who would clean Seaside Cafe floors?

If UKIP had it's way, Britain would leave the EU. But this would then mean service industries would have to then employ only Brits. Given that many Brits don't seem to want to do the 'menial' jobs which many immigrant workers do, with goodwill and...
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Funny story: Paint attack on UKIP member's Office may simply show lack of Talent

Paint attack on UKIP member's Office may simply show lack of Talent

An attack on the window of a UKIP Member's High Street Office may just indicate lack of artistic imagination. The paint assault resulted in the office window being covered with a large splatter, covering most of the pane. However, the lack of a...
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Funny story: The Nigel Farage Berlin Wall

The Nigel Farage Berlin Wall

CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star reporter, Heinz Neo-NonNazi, has just jackbooted out of Nigel Farage's mansion through the bog and sewer and relayed this report to Neo-Non-Nazi HQ in a bunker near Berlin. Nigel was chatting to his German mi...
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Funny story: UKIP Offers Voters Marmite

UKIP Offers Voters Marmite

UKIP has taken to the streets of Britain, handing out free jars of marmite to passers-by as a goodwill gesture to potential voters. In the run-up to the election, the party is determined to ensure it remains in the political race. UKIP original...
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Funny story: Offensive UKIP/Labour Joint Disability Statement: No-One Responsible

Offensive UKIP/Labour Joint Disability Statement: No-One Responsible

Talks have been held between a (still somewhat) cocky UKIP and a (more and more by the hour) desperate Labour Party, with a view to constructing a possible future coalition. Hopes were originally high, with optimistic and even downright ecstatica...
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Funny story: Nick Griffin rumored for the next series of Celebrity Big Brother

Nick Griffin rumored for the next series of Celebrity Big Brother

With the current series of Celebrity Big Brother soon coming to an end there is already speculation to who will be entering the Celebrity Big Brother house come the next series in the summer, but one of the most interesting names to be rumored is tha...
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Funny story: "BBC Licence Fee? Not in my backyard!" claims upper class man who can easily afford it

"BBC Licence Fee? Not in my backyard!" claims upper class man who can easily afford it

The BBC charges £145.50 to those that use it's services with funds going towards news coverage, educational content and entertainment, however not everybody is content - Christopher Fulford from Kent says "enough is enough". Mr Fulford,55, who own...
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Funny story: 'Dome' to keep out 'foreign weather' - UKIP

'Dome' to keep out 'foreign weather' - UKIP

Nigel Garage, leader of the UKIPs, has launched a new policy offensive to counter the threat posed by a rampant Green Party in the UK. If elected, the UKIPs have confirmed that they will erected a dome over the UK which will ensure that no 'foreig...
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Funny story: Farage To Make White Christmases In Likely UKIP Voting Areas Only

Farage To Make White Christmases In Likely UKIP Voting Areas Only

A new satellite weather controller has been privately launched by UKIP backers to bring white Christmases to areas which pledge support to their party. The satellite, launched by balloon to cut costs, focuses barometric pulses on cumulo snow-us...
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Funny story: Over 98% Of Non-UK People Are Foreign - Daily Mail

Over 98% Of Non-UK People Are Foreign - Daily Mail

The results of a survey of people carried out in over 50 countries show that over 98% of them are 'foreigners'. The Daily Mail allegedly stated that this is the way things are going and soon there could be even more foreigners abroad. The Daily Expre...
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Funny story: M4 motorway migrants

M4 motorway migrants

Nigel Farage has complained about immigrants being responsible for blocking the M4 motorway. Well, I drove down the M4 recently and it was full of immigrants driving delivery lorries, driving to work and driving the economy. This is blatantly un-...
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Funny story: David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations

David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations

David Cameron's next door neighbour Gideon has told him he will complain to the council if he puts expensive Christmas decorations up this year, outside number 10. Gideon was overheard saying that Britain is going through its worst austerity cris...
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Funny story: Labour shadow cabinet minister apologises for spray painting a phallic symbol on a Rochester voter's wall and tweeting a photo of it

Labour shadow cabinet minister apologises for spray painting a phallic symbol on a Rochester voter's wall and tweeting a photo of it

Labour front bencher Seely Kau today expressed "regret for any offence I may have caused" after tweeting a photograph she had taken of a Rochester UKIP voter's house on which she had spray painted a phallus. Ms Kau, who lives in a £3 million house...
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Funny story: "Seal our borders" - illegal immigrant in Paddington

"Seal our borders" - illegal immigrant in Paddington

UKIP, right wing Tories and red-top tabloids have all today condemned the entrance of an illegal immigrant into Paddington. The suspect believed to be named as Paddington Bear was taken in my a suburban family believed to be known as 'The Browns' and...
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Funny story: Groundbreaking Research: Godfrey Bloom Knows EXACTLY What He Is Doing

Groundbreaking Research: Godfrey Bloom Knows EXACTLY What He Is Doing

The media, in a somewhat ageist manner, has portrayed former UKIP golden boy Godfrey Bloom as an ageing, eccentric grandfather whose mind is wandering somewhat™ . However, not everyone agrees. Yes: groundbreaking research by Guru Angus L...
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