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Funny story:  UKIP suggest quota on number Glaswegian football managers in England

UKIP suggest quota on number Glaswegian football managers in England

The UKIP has suggested limiting the number of managers from Scotland's First City that are allowed at English football clubs. A spokesman said 'I'm no racist, I had a poster of Bill Shankly on my wall when I was growing up, but enough is enough.
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Funny story:  Umbrella sales increased on Canal Street

Umbrella sales increased on Canal Street

Canal Street, the area of Manchester frequented by the LGBT community, has only one corner shop, Azeef's; umbrella sales at this shop have increased four hundred fold since UKIP's announcement that gay marriage causes floods. "I'm thinking of sell...
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Funny story:  Here Comes The Gays

Here Comes The Gays

Politicians are not known for their philosophy or even for their integrity, but sometimes one of them comes out with a piece of information that makes institutions like Back and to the Left news sit up and take notice. David Silvester a councillor...
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Funny story:  UKIP party member to solve lack of water in Australian Outback by ranting against gay marriages

UKIP party member to solve lack of water in Australian Outback by ranting against gay marriages

David Cameron has taken on board David Silvester ex-UKIP party member's advice about the "rain storms-gay marriage" link. Hundreds of pro "gay marriage" demonstrators have been flown to bush fire scenes in the scorching rain deprived Australian inter...
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Funny story:  Gay Marriage bill caused British floods

Gay Marriage bill caused British floods

David Silvester, became the second UKIP councillor to be suspended after saying something daft when he announced to the world that David Cameron's Gay Marriage Bill angered God so much that he flooded the south of England. In a rare interview, God...
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Funny story:  UKIP  party  eat  Prince Philip's  swans

UKIP party eat Prince Philip's swans

At the UKIP annual New Years Eve party in Buckinghamshire Palace, party members ate so many of the Duke of Edinburgh's swans that the Duchess of Cambridge had to go out into the gardens and shoot a hundred more. Swans are always on the menu at th...
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Funny story:  Local colleges open  for  crash Wassailing  courses

Local colleges open for crash Wassailing courses

Theresa May has ordered all Christmas and New Year immigrants to attend wassailing lessons so they can "fit in" with the newly discovered post Thatcher communities. According to the Oxford English Dictionary "waes hael" is the Middle English (and...
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Funny story:  UKIP Responds To Reeves' Challenge.

UKIP Responds To Reeves' Challenge.

Ukip have finally responded to the challenge set out by former chess champion and Labour shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Rachel Reeves against Stuart Wheeler, the UKIP Treasurer, after he made comments during a debate about whether companies...
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Funny story:  Glasgow Kiss For UKIP

Glasgow Kiss For UKIP

Nigel Farrago was having a rethink over his Gay Marriage policy after receiving a Glasgow Kiss in Scotland. Blinded with emotion he declared: 'My welcome here has moved me considerably and in honour of my Scottish pals I've decided to break with t...
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Funny story:  Health & Safety Breakthrough

Health & Safety Breakthrough

Following the example of Bangladesh the British Government is setting out it's programme to cut out regulation and red tape. David Cameron announced his proposals to outdo UKIP at the local elections. Senior Tories think he is onto a huge vote win...
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Funny story:  By-election result 'a furious ball of nothing'

By-election result 'a furious ball of nothing'

Voters in Eastleigh are today counting the cost at yet another hyped election that fizzled into a complete let-down. Political pundits have reflected that this one initially promised so much colour, then failed to deliver. There were several joke...
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Funny story:  UKIPIA 1 - Victory

UKIPIA 1 - Victory

Banging Ziggy was woken by the sound of hammering on the door. He plodded sleepily downstairs in his thunderbirds pyjamas and opened the door to find the deputy head of UKIP Ted Knacker shouting through the letter box. He continued shouting through the letterbox even though the door was open. "Ziggy we have won". Ted screamed. Ziggy was startled by the flashbulbs from the myriad of photograp...
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Funny story:  Cameron's Chamberlain speech, "I've just returned from Germany with a signed piece of paper..."

Cameron's Chamberlain speech, "I've just returned from Germany with a signed piece of paper..."

Heathrow Airport tarmac, Outskirts of London: David Cameron has come back from Germany, after a 15 hour talk with Frau Merkel over the EU, to a 'triumphant' welcome reminiscent of Neville Chamberlain, those many years ago in the late 1930's. 'Our...
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Funny story:  UKIP demands withdrawal from Eurovision Song Contest

UKIP demands withdrawal from Eurovision Song Contest

The leader of the UK Independence Party, Nifel Garage, has called for the UK to withdraw from the annual Eurovision Song Contest. He called the contest "a joke, a ridiculous waste of tax-payers' money, and a perfect example of how not to run an elect...
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Funny story:  UKIP Set Sights On Lib Dems

UKIP Set Sights On Lib Dems

UKIP leader Nigel Farage is confident that his party can oust the Lib Dems from their position as the most unpopular major force in British politics. Following Nick Clegg and co's woeful 6th spot in the recent Barnsley by election (their candidate...
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Funny story:  Morris Dancers Protest Imposition of Gang ASBOs

Morris Dancers Protest Imposition of Gang ASBOs

Morris dancers throughout the country reacted angrily today to the Home Office announcement that courts would now be able to use gang ASBOs to curtail the activities of roaming bands of morris men. "It's unbelievable," foamed George Caper-Hey, wav...
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Funny story:  UKIP reveal their plans for reducing the national debt

UKIP reveal their plans for reducing the national debt

A leaked memo from UKIP, the United Kingdom Independence Party, has revealed how the minority party intends to reduce the British deficit. The party, which ironical has several European MPs despite it's purported aim of taking Britain out of Europ...
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Funny story:  UKIP If You Want To, But I've Got To Land The Plane!

UKIP If You Want To, But I've Got To Land The Plane!

Nick Farage attempted the first Kamikaze attack on a UK polling station earlier today. Sadly his attempt met with failure and he is recovering in hospital. Farage had planned to take out all the people who were not voting for him in his Buckingha...
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