Following the example of Bangladesh the British Government is setting out it's programme to cut out regulation and red tape.
David Cameron announced his proposals to outdo UKIP at the local elections. Senior Tories think he is onto a huge vote win...
Voters in Eastleigh are today counting the cost at yet another hyped election that fizzled into a complete let-down. Political pundits have reflected that this one initially promised so much colour, then failed to deliver.
There were several joke...
Banging
Ziggy was woken by the sound of hammering on the door. He plodded sleepily downstairs in his thunderbirds pyjamas and opened the door to find the deputy head of UKIP Ted Knacker shouting through the letter box. He continued shouting through the letterbox even though the door was open.
"Ziggy we have won". Ted screamed. Ziggy was startled by the flashbulbs from the myriad of photograp...
Heathrow Airport tarmac, Outskirts of London: David Cameron has come back from Germany, after a 15 hour talk with Frau Merkel over the EU, to a 'triumphant' welcome reminiscent of Neville Chamberlain, those many years ago in the late 1930's.
'Our...
The leader of the UK Independence Party, Nifel Garage, has called for the UK to withdraw from the annual Eurovision Song Contest. He called the contest "a joke, a ridiculous waste of tax-payers' money, and a perfect example of how not to run an elect...
UKIP leader Nigel Farage is confident that his party can oust the Lib Dems from their position as the most unpopular major force in British politics.
Following Nick Clegg and co's woeful 6th spot in the recent Barnsley by election (their candidate...
Morris dancers throughout the country reacted angrily today to the Home Office announcement that courts would now be able to use gang ASBOs to curtail the activities of roaming bands of morris men.
"It's unbelievable," foamed George Caper-Hey, wav...
A leaked memo from UKIP, the United Kingdom Independence Party, has revealed how the minority party intends to reduce the British deficit.
The party, which ironical has several European MPs despite it's purported aim of taking Britain out of Europ...
Nick Farage attempted the first Kamikaze attack on a UK polling station earlier today. Sadly his attempt met with failure and he is recovering in hospital.
Farage had planned to take out all the people who were not voting for him in his Buckingha...
London - (Hustings): "Our new policy is to dump Scotland from the Union," UKIP ex-leader Nigel Farage told bewlidered prospective voters today.
"In this we're light years ahead of fetid Scottish Nationalists who want to secede from the Union.
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The televised debate between Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg may have grabbed all the news, but it wasn't the only election debate going on.
Disgruntled with not being invited, Nick Griffin of the British National Party, Alex Salmond of...
UKIP has convened a secret meeting of the party's executive committee in a beach hut in Morecambe. UKIP National Secretary Britony Albion agreed to talk to this reporter on the seafront.
"We wanted to hold the meeting as far away from Europe as p...
Sparks turned into flames at the EU Parliament yesterday when the UKIP Party's representative in Europe, Nicholas Farage, accused the new appointed Belgian President of Europe, Ruud Van Rumpypumpy, of 'stealing my face' and ''shagging my wife''.
Prime Minister Gordon Brown has come out fighting after Labour's disastrous performance in the Euro elections which saw it fall to third place behind UKIP.
Mr Brown said: "I take full responsibility for these results. It's all Mrs Thatcher's fault...
Perma-tanned wide boy and ex UKIP leadership contender, Robert Kilroy Silk, is set to make a comeback to our TV screens in a new six part series.
Police in London have issued an arrest warrant for perma-tanned former TV presenter and MP, Robert Kilroy-Silk.
The President of the EU Commission, Colonel von Klinkerhoffen, has admitted what members of UKIP have suspected for years, but that no-one else had taken seriously. Today, he made the shock announcement that the EU has for many years been a cover for...