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Funny story: M4 motorway migrants

M4 motorway migrants

Nigel Farage has complained about immigrants being responsible for blocking the M4 motorway. Well, I drove down the M4 recently and it was full of immigrants driving delivery lorries, driving to work and driving the economy. This is blatantly un-...
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Funny story: David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations

David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations

David Cameron's next door neighbour Gideon has told him he will complain to the council if he puts expensive Christmas decorations up this year, outside number 10. Gideon was overheard saying that Britain is going through its worst austerity cris...
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Funny story: Labour shadow cabinet minister apologises for spray painting a phallic symbol on a Rochester voter's wall and tweeting a photo of it

Labour shadow cabinet minister apologises for spray painting a phallic symbol on a Rochester voter's wall and tweeting a photo of it

Labour front bencher Seely Kau today expressed "regret for any offence I may have caused" after tweeting a photograph she had taken of a Rochester UKIP voter's house on which she had spray painted a phallus. Ms Kau, who lives in a £3 million house...
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Funny story: Kippers flounder over Euro-footy plaices

Kippers flounder over Euro-footy plaices

Nigel Farage has always been more of a coelacanth - an extinct fossil - than a bream come true. But now his "whaling" threatens the flying fish of his populist campaign as a cod-right winger. But enough fishy metaphors. UKIP members - commonly ref...
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Funny story: "Seal our borders" - illegal immigrant in Paddington

"Seal our borders" - illegal immigrant in Paddington

UKIP, right wing Tories and red-top tabloids have all today condemned the entrance of an illegal immigrant into Paddington. The suspect believed to be named as Paddington Bear was taken in my a suburban family believed to be known as 'The Browns' and...
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Funny story: Groundbreaking Research: Godfrey Bloom Knows EXACTLY What He Is Doing

Groundbreaking Research: Godfrey Bloom Knows EXACTLY What He Is Doing

The media, in a somewhat ageist manner, has portrayed former UKIP golden boy Godfrey Bloom as an ageing, eccentric grandfather whose mind is wandering somewhat™ . However, not everyone agrees. Yes: groundbreaking research by Guru Angus L...
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Funny story: Is Cameron In Negotiations To Defect To UKIP?

Is Cameron In Negotiations To Defect To UKIP?

David Cameron is reported to be "livid" about rumours that he has not been informed about negotiations for his possible defection to the "highly popular" YUKIP party. Nigel Farage is said to be delighted about the rumours and is said to be keen to...
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Funny story: UKIP deny they are racist during unveiling of new Immigrant-targeting killer robot

UKIP deny they are racist during unveiling of new Immigrant-targeting killer robot

Further questions were asked of the UK Independence Party in London today, with their leader Nigel Farage re-iterating their party was not "racist" despite several members expressing their controversial opinions that have been leaked in reports recen...
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Funny story: UKIP at World Cup as Hoddle Signs For ITV

UKIP at World Cup as Hoddle Signs For ITV

UKIP have walked ably into the World Cup coverage team on ITV this summer as Glenn Hoddle has been employed to cover the gap left by Roy "insert insult about someone else" Keane. Little known to the general public, most UKIP politicians regularly...
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Funny story: Tories To Solve Ukip problem

Tories To Solve Ukip problem

Our political correspondent, Joe Whippet, has discovered the Tory answer to Ukip. In a logical extension of the plan to make any strikes illegal, that are not backed by at least 50% of Union members the next step is to make any elections that are...
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Funny story: UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

"The dream has become a reality" "The penny has dropped" "We are now the third force in British politics". Champagne was pouring down the throats of UKIP members last night as a historic victory in the European elections boosted them by 11 M...
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Funny story: Farage In Homophobic Outburst on FIFA 14

Farage In Homophobic Outburst on FIFA 14

Nigel Farage could stand to lose UKIP a substantial amount of votes after stating that the computer game Pro Evolution Soccer is only played by "fucking homos" and "dykes". Mr Farage, a huge fan of the FIFA franchise and good friend of Richard Scu...
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Funny story: Britain forced to change name

Britain forced to change name

Britain can no longer call itself Great Britain after a high court ruling today. The Law Lords have decided after seeing evidence of poverty on a scale not seen outside of Africa that from now on Britain should be known as Bit Crap Britain instead.
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Funny story: UKIP in politically correct tweet shocker

UKIP in politically correct tweet shocker

A senior UKIP MP has tweeted politically sensitive comments. "This is a disadvantage on the run up to the European elections" said leader Nigel Farage. Bernie Shaveless, UKIP representative for ASBO upon Thamesmead, suggested on Twitter that:...
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Funny story: BBC Plans New TV Channel for Senior Citizens and Ukip Supporters

BBC Plans New TV Channel for Senior Citizens and Ukip Supporters

BBC Director-General Tony Hall has announced that under pressure from the Daily Mail and with the rise of Ukip the BBC is to introduce a new TV channel to cater for neo fascists and closet racists. "As a public service the BBC is mandated to refle...
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Funny story: Conservatives find things that are not the previous Labour Government's fault

Conservatives find things that are not the previous Labour Government's fault

In a sensational disclosure to a Sunday newspaper, David Cameron admitted yesterday that there are some things in life that are probably not the fault of the previous Labour Government. These are: Kim Jon un, the first world war, the second world war...
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Funny story: UKIP suggest quota on number Glaswegian football managers in England

UKIP suggest quota on number Glaswegian football managers in England

The UKIP has suggested limiting the number of managers from Scotland's First City that are allowed at English football clubs. A spokesman said 'I'm no racist, I had a poster of Bill Shankly on my wall when I was growing up, but enough is enough.
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Funny story: Umbrella sales increased on Canal Street

Umbrella sales increased on Canal Street

Canal Street, the area of Manchester frequented by the LGBT community, has only one corner shop, Azeef's; umbrella sales at this shop have increased four hundred fold since UKIP's announcement that gay marriage causes floods. "I'm thinking of sell...
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