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Funny story: UKIP deny they are racist during unveiling of new Immigrant-targeting killer robot

UKIP deny they are racist during unveiling of new Immigrant-targeting killer robot

Further questions were asked of the UK Independence Party in London today, with their leader Nigel Farage re-iterating their party was not "racist" despite several members expressing their controversial opinions that have been leaked in reports recen...
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Funny story: UKIP at World Cup as Hoddle Signs For ITV

UKIP at World Cup as Hoddle Signs For ITV

UKIP have walked ably into the World Cup coverage team on ITV this summer as Glenn Hoddle has been employed to cover the gap left by Roy "insert insult about someone else" Keane. Little known to the general public, most UKIP politicians regularly...
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Funny story: Tories To Solve Ukip problem

Tories To Solve Ukip problem

Our political correspondent, Joe Whippet, has discovered the Tory answer to Ukip. In a logical extension of the plan to make any strikes illegal, that are not backed by at least 50% of Union members the next step is to make any elections that are...
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Funny story: UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

"The dream has become a reality" "The penny has dropped" "We are now the third force in British politics". Champagne was pouring down the throats of UKIP members last night as a historic victory in the European elections boosted them by 11 M...
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Funny story: Farage In Homophobic Outburst on FIFA 14

Farage In Homophobic Outburst on FIFA 14

Nigel Farage could stand to lose UKIP a substantial amount of votes after stating that the computer game Pro Evolution Soccer is only played by "fucking homos" and "dykes". Mr Farage, a huge fan of the FIFA franchise and good friend of Richard Scu...
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Funny story: Britain forced to change name

Britain forced to change name

Britain can no longer call itself Great Britain after a high court ruling today. The Law Lords have decided after seeing evidence of poverty on a scale not seen outside of Africa that from now on Britain should be known as Bit Crap Britain instead.
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Funny story: UKIP in politically correct tweet shocker

UKIP in politically correct tweet shocker

A senior UKIP MP has tweeted politically sensitive comments. "This is a disadvantage on the run up to the European elections" said leader Nigel Farage. Bernie Shaveless, UKIP representative for ASBO upon Thamesmead, suggested on Twitter that:...
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Funny story: BBC Plans New TV Channel for Senior Citizens and Ukip Supporters

BBC Plans New TV Channel for Senior Citizens and Ukip Supporters

BBC Director-General Tony Hall has announced that under pressure from the Daily Mail and with the rise of Ukip the BBC is to introduce a new TV channel to cater for neo fascists and closet racists. "As a public service the BBC is mandated to refle...
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Funny story: Conservatives find things that are not the previous Labour Government's fault

Conservatives find things that are not the previous Labour Government's fault

In a sensational disclosure to a Sunday newspaper, David Cameron admitted yesterday that there are some things in life that are probably not the fault of the previous Labour Government. These are: Kim Jon un, the first world war, the second world war...
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Funny story: UKIP suggest quota on number Glaswegian football managers in England

UKIP suggest quota on number Glaswegian football managers in England

The UKIP has suggested limiting the number of managers from Scotland's First City that are allowed at English football clubs. A spokesman said 'I'm no racist, I had a poster of Bill Shankly on my wall when I was growing up, but enough is enough.
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Funny story: Umbrella sales increased on Canal Street

Umbrella sales increased on Canal Street

Canal Street, the area of Manchester frequented by the LGBT community, has only one corner shop, Azeef's; umbrella sales at this shop have increased four hundred fold since UKIP's announcement that gay marriage causes floods. "I'm thinking of sell...
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Funny story: Here Comes The Gays

Here Comes The Gays

Politicians are not known for their philosophy or even for their integrity, but sometimes one of them comes out with a piece of information that makes institutions like Back and to the Left news sit up and take notice. David Silvester a councillor...
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Funny story: UKIP party member to solve lack of water in Australian Outback by ranting against gay marriages

UKIP party member to solve lack of water in Australian Outback by ranting against gay marriages

David Cameron has taken on board David Silvester ex-UKIP party member's advice about the "rain storms-gay marriage" link. Hundreds of pro "gay marriage" demonstrators have been flown to bush fire scenes in the scorching rain deprived Australian inter...
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Funny story: Gay Marriage bill caused British floods

Gay Marriage bill caused British floods

David Silvester, became the second UKIP councillor to be suspended after saying something daft when he announced to the world that David Cameron's Gay Marriage Bill angered God so much that he flooded the south of England. In a rare interview, God...
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Funny story: UKIP party eat Prince Philip's swans

UKIP party eat Prince Philip's swans

At the UKIP annual New Years Eve party in Buckinghamshire Palace, party members ate so many of the Duke of Edinburgh's swans that the Duchess of Cambridge had to go out into the gardens and shoot a hundred more. Swans are always on the menu at th...
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Funny story: Local colleges open for crash Wassailing courses

Local colleges open for crash Wassailing courses

Theresa May has ordered all Christmas and New Year immigrants to attend wassailing lessons so they can "fit in" with the newly discovered post Thatcher communities. According to the Oxford English Dictionary "waes hael" is the Middle English (and...
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Funny story: UKIP Responds To Reeves' Challenge.

UKIP Responds To Reeves' Challenge.

Ukip have finally responded to the challenge set out by former chess champion and Labour shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Rachel Reeves against Stuart Wheeler, the UKIP Treasurer, after he made comments during a debate about whether companies...
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Funny story: Glasgow Kiss For UKIP

Glasgow Kiss For UKIP

Nigel Farrago was having a rethink over his Gay Marriage policy after receiving a Glasgow Kiss in Scotland. Blinded with emotion he declared: 'My welcome here has moved me considerably and in honour of my Scottish pals I've decided to break with t...
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