Two notorious scrap metal thieves have finally made it into this year's U.K. Rich List.
With a combined wealth of nearly £13 billion, Fred Copper and Albert Steel are already half-way up the Top 100 List, and aim to reach the top next year.
London - (Ass Mess): The man who has compiled the latest UK Rich List, Dr Philip Beresford, has been branded as the country's most gullible and easily deluded fantasist since UK spooks spoofed Tony Blair with their WMD fairy story in 2002.
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