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Funny story: Parties target bloated voters

Parties target bloated voters

When it comes to marginal seats, noone knows more than fat people. That's why in the upcoming election, the most sought-after votes are those of the overweight. The plump form a huge demographic, literally. Studies show that 58% of the UK populati...
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Funny story: Seven-way bare-knuckle fighting to replace political debate

Seven-way bare-knuckle fighting to replace political debate

The UK general election is only four months away, and TV companies are gagging for an exciting televised showdown between the main contenders. But instead of a debate, there is to be a bare-knuckle fight between all seven of the main party leaders, b...
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Funny story: 'Dome' to keep out 'foreign weather' - UKIP

'Dome' to keep out 'foreign weather' - UKIP

Nigel Garage, leader of the UKIPs, has launched a new policy offensive to counter the threat posed by a rampant Green Party in the UK. If elected, the UKIPs have confirmed that they will erected a dome over the UK which will ensure that no 'foreig...
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Funny story: Government minister: 'better France than us'

Government minister: 'better France than us'

A high ranking government official has expressed his relief that last week's terrorist attacks took place in Paris rather than in London. The former cabinet minister, who wishes to remain anonymous, told this satirist, "I'm delighted that the terr...
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Funny story: Greens Respond To Cameron's TV Debate Threat

Greens Respond To Cameron's TV Debate Threat

Green Party leader, Maisie Daisy, has responded to Prime Minister David Cameron's threat not to take part in televised election debates if the Greens are not also present. "We have considered the Prime Minister's statement very carefully and, foll...
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Funny story: Miliband Denies "Interview" Techniques

Miliband Denies "Interview" Techniques

Labour leader, Ed Miliband, has strenously denied attempting to court positive publicity after announcing that his latest Party Political Broadcast had been "hacked by North Korean hackers off the internet using computers". Unlike other high profi...
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Funny story: Labour MPs persuade "feral" David Milliband to leave Tibetan monastery, return home, defeat brother

Labour MPs persuade "feral" David Milliband to leave Tibetan monastery, return home, defeat brother

Following an unspectacular time as labour leader, a team of Labour MPs have lost patience with Ed Milliband. The group have flown out to Tibet to track down former favourite David Milliband. Who's last whereabouts were said to be in a Tibetan monesta...
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Funny story: Verbalometer Sweeping the World

Verbalometer Sweeping the World

A new gadget called THE VERBALOMETER is set to go global and is already selling at lightning speed to governments and institutions all over the world. Anywhere where bureaucracy operates from the loftiest government department, your local council off...
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Funny story: Cameron hopes introduction of female ministers in cabinet re-shuffle will finally get Michael Gove laid

Cameron hopes introduction of female ministers in cabinet re-shuffle will finally get Michael Gove laid

Conservative leader David Cameron announced in a press conference on Saturday at number 10 that his introduction of several new female ministers was done with the sole intention of getting former minister for schools Michael Gove laid. Addressing...
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Funny story: New Female Ministers make male ministers stay up until 4am at night to discuss cabinet's problems

New Female Ministers make male ministers stay up until 4am at night to discuss cabinet's problems

David Cameron's introduction of numerous women ministers into the cabinet led to long discussions into the night. "The male ministers were ready to just watch some TV and go home but many of the female ministers were worried about problems the cabin...
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Funny story: UKIP deny they are racist during unveiling of new Immigrant-targeting killer robot

UKIP deny they are racist during unveiling of new Immigrant-targeting killer robot

Further questions were asked of the UK Independence Party in London today, with their leader Nigel Farage re-iterating their party was not "racist" despite several members expressing their controversial opinions that have been leaked in reports recen...
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Funny story: Falkland Islands Debate To Be Settled This Friday.

Falkland Islands Debate To Be Settled This Friday.

Prime Minister of Britain David Cameron and the President of Argentina, Mrs. Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, are to meet this Friday to engage in a best of five game of Rock-paper-scissors for the undisputed ownership of the Falkland Islands. The...
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Funny story: Interconnecting Two Words Finally Illegal

Interconnecting Two Words Finally Illegal

The career of Nicole Scherzinger might soon be over as the merging of two words together to make just one has now been made universally illegal. People creating words such as 'fabtastic', 'amazeballs' or ''grimp' (talented gimp) has led to governm...
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Funny story: People Indecisive Over Marmite Fast-tracked Into Politics

People Indecisive Over Marmite Fast-tracked Into Politics

In 2013, anyone that claimed they weren't fussed if you put Marmite on their toast were fast-tracked into British political parties, to ensure their incredible indecisiveness and bullshitting talents did not go to waste. Last year, countless membe...
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Funny story: General Public In Favour of 'Cameron Holiday' If He Is Sacrificed

General Public In Favour of 'Cameron Holiday' If He Is Sacrificed

The nation has collectively stated that it is willing to accept an additional holiday called 'Easter2' if David 'Jesus Jnr' Cameron is sacrificed. The holiday would officially give the public a day to reflect on all the vital work that the current...
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Funny story: Squatter Pissing Off Sajid Javid

Squatter Pissing Off Sajid Javid

Sajid Javid, the new minister for Culture Media and Sport, is furious due to a squatter holding him to ransom over the price of his latest house. Sajid was in the latter stages of buying his fifth, and therefore his most important house, when the...
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Funny story: A Question Mark Hangs Over The Nation

A Question Mark Hangs Over The Nation

A party simply known as the '? Party' are set to run for Government at the next general elections, surprisingly making no promises, appearances or statements until the ballot boxes close. Under complete anonymity, someone or some group have thrown...
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Funny story: Nick Clegg mobbed by screaming girls at Liberal Democrats conference

Nick Clegg mobbed by screaming girls at Liberal Democrats conference

Liberal democrat-fever has hit sky-high records in the town of York this past weekend where the spring Liberal Democrat conference is taking place. The party arrived by coach where screaming and adoring fans were waiting holding banners and begging f...
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