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Funny story:  Squatter Pissing Off Sajid Javid

Squatter Pissing Off Sajid Javid

Sajid Javid, the new minister for Culture Media and Sport, is furious due to a squatter holding him to ransom over the price of his latest house. Sajid was in the latter stages of buying his fifth, and therefore his most important house, when the...
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Funny story:  A Question Mark Hangs Over The Nation

A Question Mark Hangs Over The Nation

A party simply known as the '? Party' are set to run for Government at the next general elections, surprisingly making no promises, appearances or statements until the ballot boxes close. Under complete anonymity, someone or some group have thrown...
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Funny story:  Nick Clegg mobbed by screaming girls at Liberal Democrats conference

Nick Clegg mobbed by screaming girls at Liberal Democrats conference

Liberal democrat-fever has hit sky-high records in the town of York this past weekend where the spring Liberal Democrat conference is taking place. The party arrived by coach where screaming and adoring fans were waiting holding banners and begging f...
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Funny story:  Gove Solves Series of Maths Problems

Gove Solves Series of Maths Problems

After failing to demonstrate an understanding of averages, Secretary of State for Education Michael Gove has defied critics by completing a series of maths problems, aimed at 4-5 year-old children. He added and subtracted with ease, and even tackled...
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Funny story:  Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters

Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters

Hi everyone, and welcome to my world! My name is Edward Miliband, known mostly as Red Ed and I am fortunate to be Leader of Labour -the true people's party. I am a son of a Marxist millionaire and I live in a mansion worth couple of millions. As a true socialist I uphold high principles of socialism and dream of creating for all of you a utopian socialist paradise where everyone is equal...
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Funny story:  Don't cry for me Argentina, says Falklands

Don't cry for me Argentina, says Falklands

The Falklands has filed for an injunction after receiving numerous drunk-texts and inappropriate phone calls from Argentina, it has emerged. The Falkland Islands last night confirmed it sent a letter to the UN filing for a restraining order on Ar...
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Funny story:  Reactions to Thatcher's death

Reactions to Thatcher's death

Following the news that former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died of a stroke at the age of 87, politicians, celebrities and even ordinary people have been giving their responses to her death. Fence-sitting political columnist James Midd...
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Funny story:  Benefit changes come into effect

Benefit changes come into effect

Across the UK there was outrage today among benefit fans, when long-expected changes to the benefits system came into place. "I'm outraged," said deceased political activist Spencer Perceval. "This has completely destroyed the benefits system as we know it. Don't they realise that by making small changes that I barely understand but completely disapprove of, the system will cease to exist at al...
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Funny story:  Michael Douglas wins Eastleigh By-Election

Michael Douglas wins Eastleigh By-Election

"I'm the MP for Eastleigh!" "No, I'm the MP for Eastleigh!" - Hollywood star wins historic victory Holywood star, Michael Douglas, has become the surprise winner of the Eastleigh Byelection. Full name, Michael Douglas Thorton, is best known for...
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Funny story:  Government to Help Workers Boost Earnings by Sending Them Text Messages

Government to Help Workers Boost Earnings by Sending Them Text Messages

Under new plans from The Department of Work and Pensions, part-time workers could receive monthly statements telling them how much better off they would be if they increased their hours. They could also be sent texts telling them that working mor...
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Funny story:  Nation's Concern at Maggie Illness

Nation's Concern at Maggie Illness

The 87-year-old former Conservative prime minister Lady Thatcher is in hospital after undergoing a minor operation and to the nation's consternation Baroness Thatcher's spokeswoman said she is doing "absolutely fine". Many parliamentarians lined...
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Funny story:  Voters defend role in election fiasco

Voters defend role in election fiasco

Voters were this afternoon defending the controversial decision to ignore elections for new Police and Crime Commissioners. With turnout at 18% and expected to be the lowest ever in a British election, voters were particularly critical of the lack o...
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Funny story:  MPs' Outrage at McKinnon Verdict

MPs' Outrage at McKinnon Verdict

British computer hacker Gary McKinnon will not be extradited to the US, Home Secretary Theresa May announced in the House of Commons today. Her decision was greeted by cat calls and expressions of disgust from the opposition benches. Mr McKinnon...
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Funny story:  Bolton braces itself for Yeti Floss Court case

Bolton braces itself for Yeti Floss Court case

Mildred Kundalinin Stainless, finally, and after many extradition applications confirmed her name, and place of residence in front of Bolton Crown Court today. Mz Stainless was defiant in the face of the misconduct, embezzlement, and insurance...
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Funny story:  David Cameron shuffles away awkwardly

David Cameron shuffles away awkwardly

David Cameron was lying low this morning after the mother of all cabinet shuffles saw him in more trouble than Kevin Peterson after all those disloyal tweets to the Saffers. Cameron sacked Transport Secretary Justine Greening, and was mortified to...
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Funny story:  Assange In Great Escape Bid

Assange In Great Escape Bid

Wikileaks boss and wannabe lothario, Julian Assange, is believed to be going stir crazy, as he has now been holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy for over two months. Embassy sources claim Assange's mood has darkened further since he was granted asyl...
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Funny story:  BBC To Announce Major Changes To Political Line-Up

BBC To Announce Major Changes To Political Line-Up

A leaked BBC management memo has revealed a host of changes to the corporations political line-up. According to the memo, several of the BBC's political heavyweights are to be replaced in what many reckon is the biggest BBC shake up in years. P...
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Funny story:  Lords Reform expose poor casting to play out Lucas epic

Lords Reform expose poor casting to play out Lucas epic

Throughout the corridors of power it is well known that the Prime Minister idolises the Star Wars antagonist Lord Vader and for some time many backbenchers have feared this obsession would play out in party politics. Fourteen months since getting...
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