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Funny story: Laundrette Islamification

Laundrette Islamification

In a massive middle finger to this great nations historic culture and values a laundrette has opened in Malaysia that is "Muslim friendly". Immediately social media went into meltdown as supporters of Britain First, EDL, BNP and BHS all vented their...
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Funny story: No Swear Box No Cry

No Swear Box No Cry

David Bellman of Cornwall has been declared to be Britain's "sweariest man" after he was arrested for an outburst directed at a park bench. David currently holds the record for most swear words in a sentence (47) and most curse words said in a minute...
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Funny story: Survey reveals Brexiters wishes

Survey reveals Brexiters wishes

It is now over a year since Britain voted to leave the EU, and as expected the government is making a complete pig's arse of the situation. Then again, one of Britain's biggest export industries (which is expected to do well after Brexit) is making e...
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Funny story: Posthoorn Interview no. 9: Tom Brexit prepper - settlement status

Posthoorn Interview no. 9: Tom Brexit prepper - settlement status

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. This time the reporter feels a bit embarassed as he ha...
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Funny story: The State Of A State Visit

The State Of A State Visit

A US Presidential advisor has said that Donald trump intends to visit the UK "sometime in 2018", and that the change of plan had "nothing to do with" the giant wooden middle finger that was constructed in Birmingham to welcome his jet. Mr Trump wa...
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Funny story: Heatwave creates innovative methods in how to get some kip!

Heatwave creates innovative methods in how to get some kip!

The heatwave affecting most of Europe has caused many people to create methods of getting some sleep. In fact, such situations sometimes bring out the very best in people (and sadly sometimes the worst!). Here are Jaggedone's methods for UK suffer...
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Funny story: UK welcomes Israel into the Fold

UK welcomes Israel into the Fold

With the breakup of the UK imminent, and Scotland, led by the Lunatic of Loch Lomond, Nicola Sturgeon, shortly on the way out, the UK has been quick to find new brethren. Israel has declared it would be thrilled to replace Scotland should a UK vacanc...
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Funny story: Ugly yellow car causes havoc in beautiful Bibury, UK

Ugly yellow car causes havoc in beautiful Bibury, UK

A hideous yellow colored car in England's most beautiful village, Bibury, in the Cotswolds, has been targeted by country lovers as being too ugly to drive around the streets. The owner, Peter Maddox, got his revenge by speeding up and down the mai...
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Funny story: British Government to take guns and knives away from prisoners

British Government to take guns and knives away from prisoners

In a bold move to reduce prison violence, the British government has announced that it will be taking away guns and knives from prisoners. The policy, which will be introduced in early 2017, will mean that prisoners in UK jails will no longer be able...
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Funny story: Britain becomes third world country due to lack of third runway at Heathrow

Britain becomes third world country due to lack of third runway at Heathrow

LONDON, ENGLAND - The damning economic report issued today revealed the lowest GDP growth figures in British history, effectively rendering Britain a third world country. Economists, politicians and self-proclaimed "experts" from down the pub wer...
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Funny story: New British government unveiled

New British government unveiled

After weeks of chaos following the referendum on whether Britain should tell the rest of the world to fuck off or not, the dust has finally settled. A new UK government is in place and ready to go ahead with implementing "fuck off". Under new prim...
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Funny story: Darling Bud Of May

Darling Bud Of May

Newly unelected (by the people, yes we understand she was elected by the Tory party) Prime Minister Theresa May has had a historic meeting with Scotland's First Minister Nicola Sturgeon today. Admitting that the meeting was "positive" and that "all o...
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Funny story: Britain Leaves Its Favorite Panties At Old Boyfriend's Apartment!

Britain Leaves Its Favorite Panties At Old Boyfriend's Apartment!

London, UK, Britain, England - It appears that after the torrid and heart-wrenching breakup (which Brexit's boyfriend, E.U. didn't really think she had the nerve to do) she's really leaving this time! But now after storming out, she's forgotten t...
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Funny story: EU makes dramatic U-turn over Brexit! "Kick the Brits out" they are saying now!

EU makes dramatic U-turn over Brexit! "Kick the Brits out" they are saying now!

It seems the EU have English, moronic, football fans causing riots in Marseille, France, to thank for in making an ultimate decision to either support a Brexit or be against the UK leaving the community! European leaders, Germans, French, Spanish,...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Hopes To Assuage UK Leaders When He Meets With Big Ben

Donald Trump Hopes To Assuage UK Leaders When He Meets With Big Ben

Facing widespread condemnation from US Allies, Donald Trump is on a charm offensive to win over his critics in the UK and prove once and for all that he has the temperament to be a world leader. "I'm going to meet with Big Ben," the Don Tweeted, "...
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Funny story: How do We Improve Our Prisons?

How do We Improve Our Prisons?

"UK Prison Reform. A serious issue that needs to be taken seriously." (BBC London. 19/05/2016) Some suggestions. 1. Daily full body massages. 2. Freely available prostitutes. 3. Boxing stadiums. 4. Regular visiting entertainers like Rolf Harris or Boris Johnson. 5. Comprehensive menu prepared by Gordon Ramsay. 6. Wine, spirits and beer available with all meals. 7. Prescr...
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Funny story: Public Resort To The Supernatural To Decide EU Referendum Decision

Public Resort To The Supernatural To Decide EU Referendum Decision

A MORI poll published yesterday indicates that many UK residents have abandoned reason as a means of making a decision in the EU referendum. They are instead planning to seek guidance from supernatural sources. 'It has become increasingly apparent...
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Funny story: Prime Minister Penned in Piggate

Prime Minister Penned in Piggate

UK Prime Minister Call Me Dave has admitted that he once had sexual intercourse with a pig as part of a game of 'Truth or Dare.' The game was carried out as part of the future prime minister's initiation into the exclusive and infamous 'Knobs Klub...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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