Across the UK there was outrage today among benefit fans, when long-expected changes to the benefits system came into place.
"I'm outraged," said deceased political activist Spencer Perceval. "This has completely destroyed the benefits system as we know it. Don't they realise that by making small changes that I barely understand but completely disapprove of, the system will cease to exist at al...
After years of attempting to smuggle themselves into Britain many illegal immigrants are now paying people smugglers to get them out of the damn place!
Britain was once the 'Golden Fleece" for many illegals because they thought that gold and silve...
UK officials insist they are not considering a battering ram against the front door of Ecuador's embassy in London, where Julian Assange's asylum has recently been extended to the country of Ecuador itself.
It's important, UK officials say, to no...
Scotland's outspoken and opinionated First Minister, Alex Salmond, has courted controversy by insisting Scotland will field its own Olympic team at the 2016 Rio Games.
Salmond, who is convinced Scotland will have departed the UK by 2016, has insis...
Monday 22nd July 2012
Topic:
"I'd form a new coalition with Ed Miliband: Nick Clegg says he's open to working with Labour"
Source: The People
Extract: Nick Clegg would form a coalition with Ed Miliband in the next government, he told The People.
The Lib Dem leader could even stay on as Deputy PM if a general election replaced one governing party with another.
His new boss would...
The sixth level of English Football, the Conference North, is to be re-branded as the Conference UK after teams from Oxford and Cambridge were added to the cannon of clubs partaking in the division.
"We had a couple of teams from just north of Lon...
Throughout the corridors of power it is well known that the Prime Minister idolises the Star Wars antagonist Lord Vader and for some time many backbenchers have feared this obsession would play out in party politics.
Fourteen months since getting...
After enduring a long, wet, windy horrible winter and spring, summer has arrived to relieve the northern half of Europe from its misery. The only problem is; there is more of the wet, windy, horrible weather hitting the shores of Britain and Northen...
Chancellor Angela Merkel and Prime Minister David Cameron have clashed this afternoon in Berlin over the Euro Zone crisis.
The British Prime Minister, arrived in Berlin for an urgent meeting to urge Angela Merkel to quickly sort out the Euro Zone...
Scotland is to be ejected from the UK. In a totally unforeseen step, David Cameron has decided that Britain might do all right without Scotland after all.
"The Scots have routinely expressed contempt for the rest of the UK, especially the English...
Having been beaten by twenty-four of the twenty-six countries taking part in the 2012 Eurovision song contest Engelbert Humperdinck has revealed why he agreed to take part.
The Hump, as he is affectionately known by his Spine Osteopath, managed a...
The mystery surrounding the infamous sonic boom heard across the south of England has finally been explained, as government officials released a statement this afternoon.
Panic stricken witnesses flooded the emergency services with calls after the...
Monday 26th March:
Topic: David Cameron - NHS
Dementia is a national crisis like HIV and cancer, says David Cameron
Source: The Telegraph
The Prime Minister is likely to argue that dementia is a "scandal" being ignored, as he unveils a doubling in funding for research into the illness to £66 million by 2015.
In a speech in central London, he will describe dementia as a "quiet crisis that stea...
The time is 6 pm, and my location is Leeds, West Yorkshire, England. I have been commissioned by this magazine to investigate the British phenomenon of binge drinking. I will be reporting my experiences electronically in real time to our head office.
Unfortunately, to infiltrate this world, I need to drink copious amounts of alcohol. This will enable me to be totally accepted by the local sharp...
A dad in Bournemouth was banned from a swimming-pool because the life-guards thought his shorts were too long and were a health hazard! The dad was furious but due to the fact that his huge shorts blew up like balloons under water and filled with wat...
The UN have officially declared certain areas of the UK suburbs of LA. It seems that these "no-go" areas are homing "Homies" of drug gangs and cartels similar to their parent gangs in the US and especially LA.
Here are just a few of the friendly b...
The British government has drawn up secret plans to tow the Falkland Islands nearer to the British mainland.
According to the leaked documents, the secret operation, named 'Disaster Waiting To Happen', will supposedly take place when the Argentin...
Prime Minister David Cameron has come under fire for proposing a tax on buttocks. His suggestion has been ridiculed as "like a pole tax, but double".
In the proposal, citizens would be taxed per buttock. This is particularly unfair on those with a...