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Funny story: Scottish FA To Consider Removing Saltire From Jerseys

Scottish FA To Consider Removing Saltire From Jerseys

After the Grampian Fire and Rescue Service (GFRS) chiefs removed Saltires from the grill of two fire appliances following complaints that they were offensive, Scottish football bosses are set to consider taking a similar stance with the national team...
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Funny story: Anton Ferdinand investigated over odd betting patterns

Anton Ferdinand investigated over odd betting patterns

Queens Park Rangers defender Anton Ferdinand is being investigated by the Premier League after it emerged that there were odd betting patterns in the run up to the pre match handshakes against Chelsea yesterday. It was well known that Ferdinand wo...
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Funny story: Football world abuzz with London merger plans

Football world abuzz with London merger plans

The footballing world held its breath last night when the plans were revealed of two of Londons oldest clubs to tie the knot and move in together, but not get married, because its not actually allowed yet. Brentford FC and Barnet FC today admitted...
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Funny story: Ronaldo and Messi clash even before a ball has been kicked in vain in Spain!

Ronaldo and Messi clash even before a ball has been kicked in vain in Spain!

The world's best two footballers, Lionel Messi & Cristiano Ronaldo (Man Utd die-hard Rooney fans would argue about the statement, but they're blind!) are about to go head to head even before a single ball is kicked in the Primera Liga. The UEF...
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Funny story: Euro 2012: Germany to be thrown out for ineligible player

Euro 2012: Germany to be thrown out for ineligible player

An unnamed Italian official today called on Germany to be expelled from the tournament for fielding ineligible players. Germany reached the semi-final by beating penniless Greece in the quarter-final, and won all three group matches, verses Portug...
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Funny story: FA sue EUFA and FIFA for crimes against humanity!

FA sue EUFA and FIFA for crimes against humanity!

After last nights penalty shoot-out against the cool Italians, England and the FA have decided to sue both the EUFA and FIFA on the grounds of crimes against humanity, mental torture and a flagrant show of discrimination against England, English play...
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Funny story: Ronaldo Fails New UEFA Smug Test

Ronaldo Fails New UEFA Smug Test

Real Madrid and Portugal talisman Cristiano Ronaldo faces two years on the sidelines after falling foul of UEFA's new smug testing policy. This remarkable development is sure to take the shine off his night of glory after guiding his team to a 1-0...
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Funny story: UEFA tournament gets off to a fine start on day three

UEFA tournament gets off to a fine start on day three

The third day of the UEFA 2010 competition got off to a fine start in Poland today. With up to 22 men and a referee on the pitch at the same time, many of them were seen to be enjoying themselves kicking a football from one end of the field to the...
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Funny story: Barcelona's Sergio Busquets reveals being Bullied as a Child

Barcelona's Sergio Busquets reveals being Bullied as a Child

In an emotional interview to a local TV channel, Sergio Busquets confessed that he was constantly bullied when he was a kid and that the bullying hadn't stopped even to this day. Speaking a few hours after helping Barcelona secure passage to the semi...
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Funny story: Man United quit midweek European matches because of 'busy fixture list'

Man United quit midweek European matches because of 'busy fixture list'

Manchester United Yankee owner Win Doe Glazer has decided that the team will withdraw from all European fixtures for the rest of the season. A United spokesman confirmed the withdrawal, which will happen after next weeks Europa League second leg...
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Funny story: Roman Abramovich decides on new Chelsea manager

Roman Abramovich decides on new Chelsea manager

Roman Abramovich shocked the world of football today by announcing that he would do the job of Chelsea manager himself. After sacking young pup Andre Villas-Boas on sunday after a 1-0 defeat at West Bromwich Albion, the media immediately threw the...
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Funny story: Racism? Football? You're Having a Laugh!

Racism? Football? You're Having a Laugh!

At a press conference celebrating the impact of pay per view viewing on football Sepp Blatter sensationally claimed today that there was no such thing as racism in football and he had no idea what the "dark skinned races" were complaining about.
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Funny story: FA Wayne Rooney Appeal, "Give Wayne a FIVE match ban!"

FA Wayne Rooney Appeal, "Give Wayne a FIVE match ban!"

FA Headquarters, Wembley, LONDON: Following the shock decision to 'ave our main striker Wayne 'Roonstone' Rooney, banned for three matches after his alleged lashing out at opposition forces, The FA have been deliberating whether to appeal against th...
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Funny story: Dundee United Chairman Favours Sanctions Against Rangers

Dundee United Chairman Favours Sanctions Against Rangers

Dundee United chairman Steven Thompson has called for UEFA to "use the full force of the law" if Rangers are found guilty of allowing their fans to indulge in sectarian singing. The Tangerines owner has bucked the trend by coming out against the G...
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Funny story: Rangers Deny Sectarian Claims

Rangers Deny Sectarian Claims

Rangers chief executive Martin Bain has reacted strongly to UEFA's charge that the club's fans participated in sectarian singing during last month's fixture against PSV Eindhoven. Bain vehemently denies that any such chanting went on and has moved...
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Funny story: UEFA U-Turn on Eduardo

UEFA U-Turn on Eduardo

Arsenal supporters are delighted that UEFA has rescinded its 2-match ban on their Croatian international Eduardo, who was accused of diving in the Champions League tie with Celtic. UEFA now suggests that the Metropolitan police should consider a...
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Funny story: Drogba charges UEFA referee with insulting him

Drogba charges UEFA referee with insulting him

Chelsea striker Dider Drogba today charged UEFA referee Tom Not-Fooledby Divingsson with insulting him during the Champions League match against Barcelona. Disciplinary proceedings have also been taken by the player against the Metropolitan Police...
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Funny story: Didier Drogba Banned For Fifteen Matches!

Didier Drogba Banned For Fifteen Matches!

Didier Drogba, the Chelsea striker who so shamefully remonstrated with Norwegian referee, Tom Henning Ovrebo, after Wednesday night's Champions League semi-final clash with Barcelona at Stamford Bridge, has received a massive 15-match Abuse Ban from...
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