It was a whitewash at Wembley when the kids from S-Club were utterly destroyed by UB 40-7.
"It was watching men against boys, quite literally," said soccer pundit, Alan Hansen. "S-Club's defence were all over the place, hardly acting like a unit a...
In Parliament today, angry protestors pushed their way through security pulling a hose from a tanker truck filled with thousands of gallons of industrial silicone. The kind alledged to be in thousands of breast implants in thousands of women.
Music fans across the UK were stunned and appalled last night after witnessing some "amazing" covers on the leading music show, BBC 2's Later With Jools Holland.
During the extended Friday night show, the former Squeeze keyboard man introduced cur...
It was interesting to hear that UB40 are bored of performing their (s)hit 'Red Red Wine'. Interesting, because I'm bored of hearing it. In fact I'm bored of hearing all their (s)hits, of which there have been far too many.
Look, the original lead singer, the little Brummie with that awful nasal whine, got so bored he quit. Why couldn't they all have agreed to do the same thing and just say "fuc...
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