Merseyside police are facing embarrassing questions today on how they lost their remote controlled traffic monitoring helicopter.
"I've not exactly lost it," said Constable Ray Mote, who is in charge of the unmanned craft. "I know exactly where it...
Fears that anarchists are behind London's Smog Crisis have grown. It is clear to intelligence services that these insurrectionists have mastered the art of weather manipulation! Smog has anarchist footprints all over it.
Poisoning the entourage on...
(Sector 20301) - America's newest National Security Strategy has been revealed to consist of a fleet of unmanned aerial vehicles backed up by an army of Clint Eastwood clones.
Vice President Joe Biden has called the strategy "pure genius", hailing...
Washington, DC/ Somewhere in a Cave Outside the Capitol - President Barack Hussein Obama, responded to critics today and tried to explain why he launched the DEMs unguided missile, Former President Jimmy Carter , on a mission to blow up the GOP wit...
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