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Funny story: Top Dems Flee DC after Reports Predicting Space Junk Could Land on Their Ass!

Top Dems Flee DC after Reports Predicting Space Junk Could Land on Their Ass!

In a somewhat disorderly evacuation from the Capital after Homeland Security maven Janet Napilatano declared Defcon 5 over falling Space 'Junk', the whereabouts of the President, his family, Joe Biden, and Harry Reid is currently listed by the White...
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Funny story: Bus-size satellite to plunge into your house later this week

Bus-size satellite to plunge into your house later this week

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fl.--Plain and train spotters now have a new cousin: falling dead satellite spotters. A dead UARS (Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite), which weighs 6.5 tons and is about the size of a school bus, is expected to enter Earth's atmo...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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