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Funny story: NASA Satellite Falls on Scientist Who Predicted Where it Would Fall

NASA Satellite Falls on Scientist Who Predicted Where it Would Fall

Lead NASA space junk scientist Larry Wrong was killed this morning by a one ton piece of debris from NASA's falling research satellite outside of his Orlando, Miami home. The satellite, UARS, which is commonly known as "the satellite that is falling...
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Funny story: Satellite falls into Pacific harming no one, although Hawaii won't pick up the phone

Satellite falls into Pacific harming no one, although Hawaii won't pick up the phone

HOUSTON, Tx.--The UARS, the 6.5 ton pain in the rump satellite that promised to crack Earth's atmosphere, break into at least 26 pieces, and fall on us, landed into the Pacific Ocean Friday night. Luckily, no on was harmed as NASA reports that all...
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Funny story: Top Dems Flee DC after Reports Predicting Space Junk Could Land on Their Ass!

Top Dems Flee DC after Reports Predicting Space Junk Could Land on Their Ass!

In a somewhat disorderly evacuation from the Capital after Homeland Security maven Janet Napilatano declared Defcon 5 over falling Space 'Junk', the whereabouts of the President, his family, Joe Biden, and Harry Reid is currently listed by the White...
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Funny story: Bus-size satellite to plunge into your house later this week

Bus-size satellite to plunge into your house later this week

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fl.--Plain and train spotters now have a new cousin: falling dead satellite spotters. A dead UARS (Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite), which weighs 6.5 tons and is about the size of a school bus, is expected to enter Earth's atmo...
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