Showing:

Funny satire stories about U2

Try another search?

Clematis Wilt Reunion

Funny story: Clematis Wilt Reunion

The long forgotten prog rock orchestra Clematis Wilt have announced a massive world wide tour for 2018. Daniel Pretension, the band's drummer, and bassist Butch Arpeggio put the group together in 1973, following on the success of Mike Oldfield's T...

Read full story View 'Clematis Wilt Reunion'

EU Court to outlaw Bono

Funny story: EU Court to outlaw Bono

BRUSSELS - In the aftermath of the European Commission's decision to reprimand Apple over their tax avoidance they have now turned their attention to rock star, humanitarian and professional pranet Bono. Controversially, in 2006, U2 opted to move the...

Read full story View 'EU Court to outlaw Bono'

Bono, Gabriel Slam "Pathetic" Wagner Apologists

Many music critics view Wagner's music as problematic because of the composers' anti-Semitic views, and many argue that his classic works of opera are inseparable from his hatred of Jewish people. However, not everyone agrees. So, we've asked a couple of real music experts (not some pathetic, pedantic, mainstream, dusty old music critics), to give their two (million) cents worth on this on...

Read full story View 'Bono, Gabriel Slam "Pathetic" Wagner Apologists'

U2 Named Third Greatest Band of All-Time in Alternate Reality Where U2 Died in Plane Crash in 1987

Funny story: U2 Named Third Greatest Band of All-Time in Alternate Reality Where U2 Died in Plane Crash in 1987

NEW YORK, NY--Sources from a parallel universe where all the members of Irish rock band U2 died in a plane crash during their 1987 Joshua Tree Tour reported today that Rolling Stone's annual "Greatest Bands of All-Time" listed the late band as the th...

Read full story View 'U2 Named Third Greatest Band of All-Time in Alternate Reality Where U2 Died in Plane Crash in 1987'

U2's Adam Upset Over "Greedy" Gibe

Funny story: U2's Adam Upset Over "Greedy" Gibe

Adam Clayton, bass player with Irish megastar rock band U2, is said to be "upset and in hiding" following a court case in which his personal assistant was jailed for seven years. Carol Hawkins was jailed by Judge Patrick McCartan at Dublin's Circu...

Read full story View 'U2's Adam Upset Over "Greedy" Gibe'

Paul McCartney and Rolling Stones to Pay for Breast Implant Replacements

Funny story: Paul McCartney and Rolling Stones to Pay for Breast Implant Replacements

In Parliament today, angry protestors pushed their way through security pulling a hose from a tanker truck filled with thousands of gallons of industrial silicone. The kind alledged to be in thousands of breast implants in thousands of women. The...

Read full story View 'Paul McCartney and Rolling Stones to Pay for Breast Implant Replacements'

Bing-No: Bono Bans Bingo On Bands Bus

Funny story: Bing-No: Bono Bans Bingo On Bands Bus

Short-arsed Irish singing turd, Bono, has banned bingo on the U2 tour bus, say insiders. The loud-mouthed leprechaun had a hissy-fit after bassist Adam Clayton won three times on the trot. Bono, almost named after the famous dog treat, is said to...

Read full story View 'Bing-No: Bono Bans Bingo On Bands Bus'

U2 Announce New "Understatement" tour

Funny story: U2 Announce New "Understatement" tour

U2 are eagerly planning to get back on the road having been inroduced to the concept of Understatement by listening to a bunch of records they are planning to rip-off in an insipid and half assed manner. The "Understatement" tour will be carried f...

Read full story View 'U2 Announce New "Understatement" tour'

U2 Rock Glastonbury... Phew!

Funny story: U2 Rock Glastonbury... Phew!

Torrential rain failed to dampen the spirits of the Glastonbury crowds last night as they rocked out to headliners U2. And there was a huge communal sigh of relief as the world's biggest rock band successfully trawled through their 30-year back-ca...

Read full story View 'U2 Rock Glastonbury... Phew!'

Glastonbury Festival 2011 a Mudbath yet again

Funny story: Glastonbury Festival 2011 a Mudbath yet again

Torrential rain greeted the first people to reach Worthy Farm. More than 130,000 people have already arrived on site at Worthy Farm, Pilton, and a further 7,000 are expected today. They face muddy conditions on the first day of Glastonbury and ha...

Read full story View 'Glastonbury Festival 2011 a Mudbath yet again'

U2 Reschedule U.S And Canada Dates

Funny story: U2 Reschedule U.S And Canada Dates

The world has been rocked by the news that rock act U2's Bono has rescheduled dates in the U.S and Canada. It has long been acknowledged that the singer has become one of the most influential men in global politics, regularly appearing at world pe...

Read full story View 'U2 Reschedule U.S And Canada Dates'

U2 Announce New Album

Funny story: U2 Announce New Album

Following Bono's back injury in 2010 that led to worldwide gigs being cancelled, U2 have moved quickly to pacify fans by releasing an album of previously unheard demos under their working titles. "How To Dismantle A Touring Schedule" will be available on Tuesday. Provisional track listing believed to be - Agony, Bloody Agony Sciatica, In The Name Of The Wee Man With Or Without Ibupr...

Read full story View 'U2 Announce New Album'

U2 come clean over Glasto cancellation!

Funny story: U2 come clean over Glasto cancellation!

Bono, also known as The Crow, or the prick with sunglasses has had to pull U2 for performing at Glastonbury's 150th anniversary for fears that the Irish rock band might be attacked by disgruntled fans. The band that has been releasing top ten shits s...

Read full story View 'U2 come clean over Glasto cancellation!'

Bono Recovering from Emergency Ego Surgery

Funny story: Bono Recovering from Emergency Ego Surgery

U2 frontman Bono was recovering well yesterday from emergency surgery to combat injuries sustained while he was preparing for his latest US Tour, writes Sal Volatile, Entertainment Correspondent. U2 promoter Arthur Goebbels confirmed that all 16 U...

Read full story View 'Bono Recovering from Emergency Ego Surgery'

U2 agree to Replace Bono on 360 Tour

Funny story: U2 agree to Replace Bono on 360 Tour

Following the news that the lead singer of U2, "The Bono" is to have his entire spine removed so that it can be blessed by the Pope, the remaining band members have taken steps to replace the star for their summer tour dates. The controversial dec...

Read full story View 'U2 agree to Replace Bono on 360 Tour'

Bono to be put down after pulling out of Glastonbury

Funny story: Bono to be put down after pulling out of Glastonbury

Bono the popular Irish terrier and lead singer of rock/pop/dance/rap/punk/crap/sh*t/b*llocks band U2 is to be put down after breaking his back in a bizarre accident. The pint sized pup was rehearsing for an appearance at Glastonbury next month whe...

Read full story View 'Bono to be put down after pulling out of Glastonbury'

The Wurzels to step in for U2 at Glastonbury

Funny story: The Wurzels to step in for U2 at Glastonbury

Following the shock announcement that U2 have had to cancel their headline gig at Glastonbury, Michael Eavis confirmed this afternoon that The Wurzels would be taking over their slot. He said that the band would be ramping up their stage show to sui...

Read full story View 'The Wurzels to step in for U2 at Glastonbury'

Bono Plans To Turn Beverley Hillbillies Theme Into Stadium Anthem

Funny story: Bono Plans To Turn Beverley Hillbillies Theme Into Stadium Anthem

U2 frontman and tireless campaigner for lost causes, Bono, today announced that he plans to make the theme tune from 60's US comedy show 'The Beverley Hillbillies' into a stadium anthem. "I watched reruns of the show as a kid and I loved it," Bono...

Read full story View 'Bono Plans To Turn Beverley Hillbillies Theme Into Stadium Anthem'

Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
43 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more