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Funny story: Republicans Smoking Too Much Weed Again

Republicans Smoking Too Much Weed Again

Once again Republicans have been having drug deliriums from smoking too much weed. With regards to the stalemate on the shutting down the government (by the way, the WRONG parts of the government have gotten shut down- why are these guys still in th...
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Funny story: Starbucks Latest Marketing Campaign a "Beacon To Government Officials"

Starbucks Latest Marketing Campaign a "Beacon To Government Officials"

Starbucks Coffee has begun a new marketing campaign billed as a way to call upon Congress to "come together" and stop bickering. From Wednesday to Friday, Starbucks will give away a free tall brewed coffee to any customer in the U.S. who buys anot...
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Funny story: NSA sneaks into damp basement tea party meeting on government shutdown etc

NSA sneaks into damp basement tea party meeting on government shutdown etc

Anonymous NSA sources are now revealing the latest surveillance deep inside an old textbook building where current tea party aficionados are planning strategy. The nature of this surveillance is not clear although deployment of tiny insect drones...
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Funny story: US Congress and Senate Do a Runner

US Congress and Senate Do a Runner

Shocked citizens of "The Land of the Free and the Home of the Broke" woke up today to find that their entire government had absconded rather than face up to the global debt collectors that are expected to come knocking next Thursday. It seems that th...
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Funny story: Obama Preparing to Become "Supreme Eternal Ruler of America"

Obama Preparing to Become "Supreme Eternal Ruler of America"

WASHINGTON DC - With the Federal government shutdown and a debt limit crisis approaching, President Obama may have no choice except to use Executive Order and declare Congress a National Park, imprison all political opposition on charges of trespass...
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Funny story: Moderate Republicans Do an About-face on Gun Control

Moderate Republicans Do an About-face on Gun Control

WASHINGTON, D. C.--With the deepening rift in the Republican Party over the government shutdown, some moderate Republicans are beginning to embrace a more measured approach to gun control. Said one Republican moderate, who remained anonymous for fe...
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Funny story: Obamacare Glitch Creates Baby Boom Blowout

Obamacare Glitch Creates Baby Boom Blowout

Anycouch, USA-A glitch in the website allowing access to the Affordable Care Act, more commonly known as Obamacare, is creating fertile ground for women who have nothing to do but have babies while waiting for free health care to pop out of their computer screen. In an interview with Matilda Rodriguez-who is expecting her fourth child due to the Obamacare delay-Tawdry Soup has learned the impen...
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Funny story: Harry Reid Bites Boehner

Harry Reid Bites Boehner

Harry Reid, the Democratic Senate Majority leader, recently delivered a series of blistering attacks from the Senate floor on his Republican colleagues. "They are anarchists," Reid was quoted as saying, "because they hate government. And hating gover...
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Funny story: Obama Says, No More Mr. Nice Guy

Obama Says, No More Mr. Nice Guy

"It has long been policy - not my policy, mind you, but the policy of the United States - that we do not negotiate with terrorists. And when Republicans act like terrorists, I won't negotiate with them. It's blackmail and terrorism and I wi...
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Funny story: Shut Down The Government- Yeah!!!

Shut Down The Government- Yeah!!!

SHUT HER DOWN! SHUT HER DOWN! YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Go ahead and shut the dinosaur down! It will be days before most people even would notice. They don't seem to be able to do much lately except fight like Yuppie versions of the Hatfields and McCoys anyway. While we're at it let's cut off the Senators and Legislators hospitalization for life on the taxpayers dime and suspend their pay...
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