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Funny story: Will Tiger Woods Win a Prize in a Box of Cereal This Year?

Will Tiger Woods Win a Prize in a Box of Cereal This Year?

San Francisco - The big question here at the U.S. Open isn't whether or not Tiger Woods will win another Major. We know that he will, but the larger, perhaps more frightening question is will he win a prize in a box of cereal? It is a little known f...
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Funny story: Serena Williams Tries to Explain Away Her Potty Mouth

Serena Williams Tries to Explain Away Her Potty Mouth

Flushing Meadows, New York - "I don't know what happened," said Serena Williams as she took her seat at a table covered in microphones at a press conference she called to explain her unsportsmanlike comments to a tennis courtside judge at the U.S. Op...
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Funny story: Siamese Twins To Play U.S. Open Sharapova Withdraws in Horror!

Siamese Twins To Play U.S. Open Sharapova Withdraws in Horror!

Flush Meadows, Ny - It was an historic first day at Flushing Meadows where on one of the side courts the world's first Siamese twins to play professional tennis made it through to the second round. The girls actually received a bye as Maria Shara...
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Funny story: Roger Federer Visits Witch Doctor in Kenya

Roger Federer Visits Witch Doctor in Kenya

Kenya - In an attempt to exercise the bad spirits of his worst year in tennis since he turned 20, Roger Federer has visited a remote village in Kenya. There he sought out the advice of a tribal witch Dr. nicknamed "Mongo". According to local sourc...
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Funny story: U.S. Open to Adopt New Tennis Ball! Federer Cries Foul!

U.S. Open to Adopt New Tennis Ball! Federer Cries Foul!

Flushin Meadows, NY - U.S. Open Officials today announced a radical change to this year's U.S. Open Tennis Championships. Over the years the ball has change from white to yellow and perhaps the most radical change would be the "felt" or...
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Funny story: U.S. Open to Change to Grass Andy Roddick Furious! Roger Federer Ecstatic!

U.S. Open to Change to Grass Andy Roddick Furious! Roger Federer Ecstatic!

Today U.S. Open Officials at Flushing Meadows announced that this year the U.S. Open Tennis Championships will revert to traditional grass. Standing amid piles of concrete and asphalt Andy Roddick came to protest in person, but was too late.
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