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Funny story: Pressure Mounts From Democrats For Justice Ginsburg to Retire or 'Just Die Already'

Pressure Mounts From Democrats For Justice Ginsburg to Retire or 'Just Die Already'

Washington D.C. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg is just fulfilling her lifetime appointment as a U.S. Supreme Court Justice, but many on the left are growing impatient with the Justice as the November midterm elections near. In a liberal's nightmare scenari...
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Funny story: Supreme court decision money speaks with first amendment rights and personhood affects whistleblowers

Supreme court decision money speaks with first amendment rights and personhood affects whistleblowers

Today's Supreme Court decision, that money (as with "money speaks") is entitled to first amendment protection and the rights of personhood, has again been hailed with the word "freeeedomm!" on conservative twitter sites. This new "money speaks" de...
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Funny story: In a Stunning Decision, the Supreme Court Declares Adult Swim Unconstitutional

In a Stunning Decision, the Supreme Court Declares Adult Swim Unconstitutional

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In a seven to two decision today, the Supreme Court declared the long-time tradition of adult swim, during which a swimming pool is emptied of anyone under the age of 18 so the adults can swim without interference for ten to fifteen...
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Funny story: Supreme Court Justices Form Heavy Metal Band Called 'SCROTUS'

Supreme Court Justices Form Heavy Metal Band Called 'SCROTUS'

WASHINGTON-On Monday, Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts announced that he and the other justices will take a break from hearing oral arguments and focus on their music, or as Roberts calls it, "The Pain." The 5-4 decision came after six mon...
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Funny story: McCutcheon decision generates Candidates 'R Us program with special discounts for purchasing blocks of representatives

McCutcheon decision generates Candidates 'R Us program with special discounts for purchasing blocks of representatives

New Candidates 'R Us store fronts are springing up in Washington with window posters featuring smiling congressional candidates. At times these window displays also feature goodlooking females in special uniforms designed with stars and stripes. T...
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Funny story: Russian, Ukraine Oligarchs Congratulate U.S. Elites

Russian, Ukraine Oligarchs Congratulate U.S. Elites

On Wednesday, Chief Justice John Roberts Jr., told the nation it was unconstitutional to say that a rich person could only give a total of $123,200 to congressional campaigns each election cycle, and to limit money going into political parties and po...
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Funny story: Donald Trump: I'm Electing Myself President! Gives GOP One Billion Dollar Check!

Donald Trump: I'm Electing Myself President! Gives GOP One Billion Dollar Check!

For the first time in U.S. history one single campaign donation has elected a new president, three years before the actual election! Super Republican wackjob Donald Trump, wrote the GOP a one billion dollar check and elected himself the next Pre...
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Funny story: Uptick In Newly Created Religions Sparks Concern From Federal Courts, Law Officials

Uptick In Newly Created Religions Sparks Concern From Federal Courts, Law Officials

WASHINGTON D.C.--Trustworthy sources, anecdotes, and first-hand accounts all point to the same thing: hundreds of new religions have been springing up all over the nation in anticipation of the Supreme Court's decision on the Hobby Lobby suit brought...
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Funny story: Science and Technolgy : 1 - FAA : 0

Science and Technolgy : 1 - FAA : 0

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- In dismissing a U. S. Federal Aviation Agency (FAA) lawsuit against a drone "pilot," a federal judge has, in effect, given the okay to the non-commercial aerial transportation of goods. "They have a right to fly the friendl...
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Funny story: Judge Leon versus Judge Pauley in the NSA championships officiated by General Hayden

Judge Leon versus Judge Pauley in the NSA championships officiated by General Hayden

No sooner had Judge Leon delivered the hard smash on to the very top of the net, with General Hayden's nose inches to one side (observing), than Judge Pauley lunged inward and scooped up the tottering ball, lofting it over and to a far corner of the...
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Funny story: American Corporation Expresses Thanksgiving Gratitude for "Citizens United"

American Corporation Expresses Thanksgiving Gratitude for "Citizens United"

"Before Citizens United," mused patriotic, all-American (outsourcing aside) corporation Corp. Inc., "I didn't have a great sense of who I really was. I didn't want to be all business, all the time. Now I don't have to be. I'm a person." A little b...
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Funny story: News From Michelle Obama Not Very Encouraging!

News From Michelle Obama Not Very Encouraging!

The First Lady, who usually speaks out as she pleases, left a group of reporters scratching their heads after a short informal chat outside the White House at about noon today, EST. Michelle Obama clearly let the cat out of the bag when she stated...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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