"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar
Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...
NEW YORK CITY - The host of America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks, has promised that she is going to do everything within her power to get rid of the muffin top that she has developed over the past few months.
Tyra told her good friend Beyonce that...
Cynthia Sexton Cox, 39, the in-demand American star of An Inconvenient Truce and 2010's The 100-year-old Virgin, has earned a cool $200,000 for just one day's work.
Sexton Cox, who is currently in Abu Dhabi filming a follow-up to her mega-successf...
HOLLYWOOD - Tyra Banks' baby America's Next Top Model began its 14th season with an extremely dismal viewership number.
The show which features a bevy of beauties competing for the title placed fourth in its time slot. America's Got Talent pulled...
Tyra Banks is closing down her show and she plans on looking for a new venture in life.
Banks complains that she has been getting too many letters of complaints from angry white mothers across the nation.
The letters complain about Banks show...
TIBET - Melissa Huckaby the famed pharmacists has been invited by Tyra Banks to sing on her show.
Tyra Banks fell in love with Melissa when she found out she was a Susan Boyle reincarnation.
Tyra told me, "I thought she would be great for the...
MANHATTAN - Hundreds of young women waiting in line to audition for the reality show "America's Next Top Model" suddenly turned into an uncontrolled mob, a good looking mob, but a mob nonetheless.
Twenty-three year old, Tiffany Laganetti who lives...
New York, New York - "We all do the super model face-off [like a staring contest] thing," said Trisha, an aspiring female model that was at the audition when the fisticuffs breakout between contestants. "When suddenly these two girls really got into...
ORLANDO, Fla. (Heewack News Network) -- A routine workout for two guys at a hotel fitness center was ruined when a third guy refused to change the lone TV set to "SportsCenter," insisting that they leave on "The Tyra Banks Show."
Talk show host Tyra Banks has always done show topics that are close to her heart. From childhood obesity to teenage molestation Tyra has been through it all, just ask her.
During an interview on The View, model and actress Tyra Banks reached across and grabbed Rosie O'Donnell on the breasts. Rosie reacted by jumping back in surprise. "Whoa," she yelled, "what kind of girl do you think I am? You just don't reach out...
Supermodel Tyra Banks has announced that she will wear a ten year old bikini in the latest edition of the February Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Banks was the first black woman to grace the cover of the famous issue by herself.
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