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Tybee Island Gets New McDonald's Next Door To Current McDonald's

Tybee Island: McDonald's have announced that it is to open a second McDonald's restaraunt next door to an existing McDonald's in the rather odd little town of Tybee, Tybee Island. "Big Mac lovers just can't stand being far from their favorite McD...

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Tybee DA Collapses After Indian Meal At Army Barracks

Tybee Island District Attorney Ken Suckacock is reported to have collapsed after a heavy drinking session at an army base near Savannah. Suckacok was invited to attend the function at Hunter Army Air Field where he was served Indian cuisine. Ge...

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Something So Bad Happens In Tybee That It Can Not Even Be Reported

Funny story: Something So Bad Happens In Tybee That It Can Not Even Be Reported

Something so bad and unspeakable has happened in the small town of Tybee located on Tybee Island that it cannot even be reported, it is that bad. Tybee, 13 miles from Savannah, a small town with an even smaller mentality, is said to be reeling fro...

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Long Lost Tybee Bomb Found

Funny story: Long Lost Tybee Bomb Found

(STT News - Tybee Island, Georgia) A long lost nuclear bomb found accidentally by island regular, DP Whitehead, who, while patrolling the area of the island, was announced today. The Mark-15 nuke was lost in 1958 when a B-47 bomber and F-86 fight...

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Tybee Drug Ring Busted After Drug Mule Spotted At Airport

Funny story: Tybee Drug Ring Busted After Drug Mule Spotted At Airport

A Tybee Island drug ring was busted earlier this morning at the Savannah International Airport after custom's officials and the FBI spotted the cartel's drug mule after he disembarked a flight originating from Mexico. "It was pretty obvious he was...

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Tybee Man's Wife Told Not To Mess With Air Conditioning Settings

Funny story: Tybee Man's Wife Told Not To Mess With Air Conditioning Settings

In a strongly worded statement Wednesday, Tybee husband and hard-working father of two Clive Shwartz made it perfectly clear that his wife is not to mess with the the air-conditioning settings anymore. "If I've told her once, I've told her a thous...

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Tybee Island DA Wants To Know Why Mice Get All The Good Medicine - Wants Answers

Funny story: Tybee Island DA Wants To Know Why Mice Get All The Good Medicine - Wants Answers

Tybee Island District Attorney, Tommy Cock, is demanding that the FDA stop giving ground breaking drugs and medical treatment to mice; but instead administer them to humans, in a poorly worded letter, mailed yesterday. The note, filled with grammar errors, typos and spelling mistakes has been passed to this news agency; below is the transcript: Dear FDA, I resently (sic) read that scient...

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Tybee Judge Overturns Monoply Board

Funny story: Tybee Judge Overturns Monoply Board

A Tybee Judge has overtunred his families monopoly board Monday, effectively ending a night of wholesome family fun. The judge, Steven Scheer, has never overturned anything before in his life - which makes the incident even more remarkable. T...

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Tybee Island Not Heard From For 72 Hours

Funny story: Tybee Island Not Heard From For 72 Hours

Georgia - Neighboring towns are growing increasingly worried about Tybee Island - after not hearing from the dufus invested beach town for 72 hours. "Tybee Island tends to keep to itself," a visibly concerned resident of Savannah said, "but two d...

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Tybee Man Tells Son That 'Selfies' Could Make Him Go Blind

Funny story: Tybee Man Tells Son That 'Selfies' Could Make Him Go Blind

A Tybee Island father who tried to lecture his son on the dangers of 'selfies', after learning his son had posted about them on Facebook has made a complete fool of himself. Kevin Weller, 47, told his 15 year old son, Bobby, that not only were 's...

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Man Shot 25 Times By Police Shot Again - During Autopsy

Tybee Island police officers who shot an unarmed jaywalker 25 times during an altercation in 2013, shot the offender one more time, just to make sure - during his autopsy. Tybee Police Chief T.R. Igger said "It was for the safety of my officers,"...

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West Africa Ebola Virus Makes Tybee Island Man Happy He Doesn't Live In Guinea, Wherever That Is

Funny story: West Africa Ebola Virus Makes Tybee Island Man Happy He Doesn't Live In Guinea, Wherever That Is

The Ebola virus that has killed scores of people in Guinea has one Tybee Island man feeling very relieved that he does not live in the tiny African Country. "I am glad I live in Tybee, and not in this place with this virus," said Gordon Morris, "I...

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Tybee Island Man Breaks Internet

Funny story: Tybee Island Man Breaks Internet

Authorities believe that a Tybee Island man may have been responsible for the 5 minute outage that saw the World Wide Web shutdown and the internet broken across the globe. TJ Malone, a retired factory worker, who has been a resident of the backwa...

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Tybee Island Dog Ordered To Pay Puppy Support

Funny story: Tybee Island Dog Ordered To Pay Puppy Support

A Tybee Island judge has ordered that a 3-year-old Labrador pay "puppy support" to the mother of his illegitimate puppy, a Lab/Terrier mix named Oscar after ruling that he is, without doubt, the father. Judge Steven Schoor, who made the judgement...

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Christians Reenact Crucifixion In Tybee Island

Funny story: Christians Reenact Crucifixion In Tybee Island

As Christians in the Holy Land are commemorating the crucifixion of Jesus Christ in Good Friday prayers and processions through Jerusalem's Old City, tiny Tybee Island, on the East Coast of Georgia is also carrying out its own reenactment. As tho...

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Tybee Island Cops Praised For Misconduct

Funny story: Tybee Island Cops Praised For Misconduct

The Georgia Bureau of Investigation has praised two Tybee Island police officers for their misconduct and corruption. The bureau had opened a preliminary investigation into Sgt. "P" and Cpl. "H" in early February after both officers were singled...

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Tybee Island Beefs Up Security To Ruin "Orange Crush"

Funny story: Tybee Island Beefs Up Security To Ruin "Orange Crush"

The city of Tybee Island's Secret Intelligence Unit has learned via social media that Orange Crush will likely be taking place on April 19. (It was a tweet). Tybee staff and police want to communicate exactly what steps are being taken as a city to...

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Gordon Ramsay To Serve Penguin Burgers And Panda Pizzas At New Tybee Island Restaraunt

Funny story: Gordon Ramsay To Serve Penguin Burgers And Panda Pizzas At New Tybee Island Restaraunt

Gordon Ramsay, it seems, upsets somebody nearly every day of the week. This time the foul mouthed Scot from England has angered animal lovers by announcing several new menu items at his Michelin starred restaurants - some featuring penguin meat! C...

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