HOLLYWOOD, CA - "What does a girl have to do to get noticed in this town?!" Those are the words of wisdom accompanying Amanda Bynes' recently ghostwritten tweet of a photograph exposing her pleasantly voluptuous milky white breasts to the greater so...
Breaking News Two of the world's most famous men have just engaged in a Twitter chat. The Spoof is pleased to bring you the text.
Pope: Yo, Yogi. Bless you, my son.
Yogi: Grazie, Holy Father, but I didn't sneeze. Finally, we can chat. Hard 2 get a conversation going around here. Everybody's talking 2 much.
Pope: Si, si, I know what you mean. What are you doing today,...
New research from the University of Miami suggests that the food painting industry stands on the brink of extinction, as people have found much easier and more timely ways of showing the world what they're eating by simply posting it to Twitter or In...
Monday, January 21, will be a very special day for Twitter birdies in the U.S.
Many of them have told management that they are taking the day off to participate in the public inauguration of President Barack Obama in Wash., D. C. A patriotic "fly...
BREAKING - This new year is hitting the entire United States with an enormous surprise from the White House. House and Senate have endorsed and passed a bill to ban all social media sites such as Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
Closed door meet...
Rihanna and Chris Brown have been flaunting their new found "Stockholm Syndrome" (her) and "Power trip" (him) all over Twitter. Despite "Chris Browing" somebody now been a euphemism for domestic violence Rihanna has decided it would be fine to allow...
A UK communications watchdog, has announced an investigation into a number of claims made on-line by unknown reporter Roy Turse concerning Sally Bercow.
On Monday, Roy Turse named Ms Bercow as a 'serial Twitter abuser' and 'publicity junkie' and i...
It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's a bird all right. One nosy bird, that's for sure.
Last night she finally came clean and admitted that she's been doing much more than delivering tweets. She's been hacking the email of tweeters, claiming that...
1980s Children's TV star and sock puppet, Gordon the Gopher, has admitted that he was "shocked" and "appalled" to see his former colleague Phillip Schofield ambush Prime Minister David Cameron on ITV's 'This Morning', this morning.
The poorly judg...
Following President Obama's victorious bid for a second term in the White House, his nemesis Donald Trump has launched a scathing attack against him and democracy on Twitter.
Trump, a US property mogul and internationally renowned idiot, who suppo...
WASHINGTON - As America goes to the polls today a leading image consultant says the President Barack Obama will become more white if re-elected to the White House.
Obama is slightly ahead of Republican Mitt Romney in most polls and is expected to...
Twitter is set to launch it's first spin off site this autumn, especially designed for lower rate celebrities.
The new site, called Twatter, will be reserved for people like Joe Swash and anyone who is on X-Factor or Big Brother.
The move come...
Twitter have bowed to the requests of the German government and banned German Nazis from being enormous "Twits" on the German Twitter site. As for the rest of the world they can continue "twitting" their evil messages with impunity.
A spokesman fo...
El SEGUNDO - The star of The Hunger Games, Liam Hemsworth, 22, has let it be known that he is getting sick and tired of his fianceé Miley Cyrus, 19, carrying on as if she is a 16-year-old school girl.
Hemsworth told Hollywood Innuendo that if Mile...
Nick Clegg has responded angrily to an open letter today.
The tweeted link read:
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE, NICK CLEGG.
I know that you probably won't read this, but I will feel a whole lot better about things once I have said this......
You, Nick Clegg, are a man of no substance! A vacuous human being and a mere husk of a politician. A man who wishes simply to be important...
Fulham have lodged a formal complaint with the Premier League over Liverpool's interest in Clint Dempsey.
(Various)
Fulham going against the grain here, the rest of the country are laughing at Liverpool, and they're complaining about them.
Wolverhampton Wanderers agree fees of £22 million in selling Matt Jarvis to West Ham and Stephen Fletcher to Sunderland.
(BBC Sport)
Newly minted Wolves...
Vurnon Anita has completed his move from Ajax to Newcastle United on a five-year contract.
(BBC Sport)
I reckon she'd form a great partnership with Andy Carroll.
A new book claims that Manchester City "accidentally" made an offer for Lionel Messi, swiftly rejected, on the night the club was taken over by Sheikh Mansour in 2008.
(Sunday Mirror)
Messi in Manchester? What a load of old kaka.
When news broke this week that Apple Inc. is reportedly interested in investing in Twitter, the Twitter birdies were on a high. They stopped delivering tweets for a few minutes to celebrate.
"We couldn't be happier," chirped one of the birdies.