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Funny story: Gary Lineker Vows To Take Revenge On Twitter Trolls

Gary Lineker Vows To Take Revenge On Twitter Trolls

Legendary former England, Leicester and Barcelona striker Gary Lineker has had enough of hilarious Twitterers reminding him of the time he crapped himself on the pitch during a group stage match versus the Republic of Ireland at the 1990 World Cup in...
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Funny story: Twitter declares itself mad!

Twitter declares itself mad!

Social media giant, Twitter, has declared itself insane and several white vans driven by men with straight jackets in their hands (difficult that) were seen entering their HQ in Silicone Valley! The reason for this astonishing declaration is obvio...
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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Plan Surprise Party for Outgoing CEO

Twitter Birdies Plan Surprise Party for Outgoing CEO

Don't be angry if your tweets are slightly delayed over the next few days. It's all for a good cause. You see, the birdies are busy preparing for the surprise party they are throwing for the CEO of Twitter, who is leaving his post as of July 1.
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Funny story: Mexican Demon 'Charlie' not a Twitter user

Mexican Demon 'Charlie' not a Twitter user

People around the world are trying to summon a "Mexican demon" named Charlie, using pencils and a bit of paper. This follows a Twitter explosion, #CharlieCharlieChallenge, where readers are encouraged to summon the demon to answer their questions,...
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Funny story: Tea Party All-Stars to Negotiate Merger with ISIS Following 'Beheading Obama' Pic Posted

Tea Party All-Stars to Negotiate Merger with ISIS Following 'Beheading Obama' Pic Posted

Twenty minutes of Photoshop has caused the two greatest terrorist organizations in the world to come together to destroy democracy. Thanks, Adobe. On Saturday, a supporter of ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and Syria) released a graphic photo of Presi...
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Funny story: 50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

Washington DC - East Coast pot entrepreneurs Bong-U-Like were one of the first to retweet Barack Obama's inaugural message from the newly launched @POTus account. The drone pot delivery service operates a major concession in DC with the President...
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Funny story: "I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president!" With that short statement posted on Hillary Clinton's Twitter account early Sunday Morning, the former first lady and erstwhile Secretary of State, startled the nation and perhaps the world, not so much because she was ru...
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Funny story: Man Threatens To Call Police After Claiming Someone Stole His 'Joke'

Man Threatens To Call Police After Claiming Someone Stole His 'Joke'

A prolific tweeter and self styled comedy guru/genius has began taking medication to help him sleep after spending countless nights wide awake and worrying that someone may steal one of his twitter jokes; which he didn't write in the first place.
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Funny story: Twitter Conversation about whether dress is white and gold or not, is utterly irrelevant

Twitter Conversation about whether dress is white and gold or not, is utterly irrelevant

The dispute on Twitter, as to the true colours of a frock, has been dismissed as utterly superficial and secondary to the real issues of the modern world by the Fashion Industry. Things must be bad, if the World's Couturiers themselves, find a de...
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Funny story: Handler delights Titter with photos of her titties

Handler delights Titter with photos of her titties

Instagram has repeatedly removed Chelsea Handler's breasts--or photos of them, to be exact--from its site on the grounds that the comedienne's mammary glands constitute "indecent exposure." However, Handler has finally found an adm...
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Funny story: Councillor Resigns Over "Parasites" Tweet

Councillor Resigns Over "Parasites" Tweet

A late night tweet by Dr. Bernard-Fortesque-SmallPeace of the Council for the Rehabilitation of Bloodsucking Creatures, labelling tapeworms as good for nothing parasites has upset the Society for for symbiotic organism equality. Dr. Fortescue-S...
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Funny story: Elite Squad of Twitter Birdies Handles the Queen's Tweets

Elite Squad of Twitter Birdies Handles the Queen's Tweets

Shortly after it was announced that the Queen had sent her first tweet it's been revealed that only "special" Twitter birds are entrusted with the royal tweets. Not just any old birdie will do. In addition to possessing a royal pedigree (commone...
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Funny story: Loner offended by new Starbucks promotion

Loner offended by new Starbucks promotion

LAMETOWN, Pa. - James Shaverford, 28, was on Twitter this morning when he saw an offensive promoted tweet from Starbucks appear on his timeline. The promotion said, "Buy any holiday drink & get one free for a friend." Shaverford, being a lone...
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Funny story: Twitter Punishes The Blind

Twitter Punishes The Blind

We at Back and to the Left news have decided to do what most news outlets do and take anything any celebrity says at 100% face value. So when Ben Affleck mounted the pavement with his Ford Transit van and started bellowing that "Twitter punishes the blind" we thought we'd better get his viewpoint. Unfortunately we had to go to the county jail he was been held in to conduct the interview. The first...
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Funny story: A collection of Michael Owen's best tweets

A collection of Michael Owen's best tweets

Since joining Twitter the former football player and now commentator Michael Owen has shared his insights into life. Find below some of the nuggets of interest- It's Friday night! Think I might treat myself to a glass of water - I deserve it Good to see out of some of the football matches played today, several of them had winners. Football on later. Hopefully we'll see plenty of ball kic...
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Funny story: Conservative Party Conference Marred By Lewd Twitter

Conservative Party Conference Marred By Lewd Twitter

The start of the Conservative Party conference on Sunday was marred by a lewd twitter apparently eminating from a caged bird outside the building. The bird was identified as Acridotheres tristis, or the common Myna. Nigel Farage who was passing at ti...
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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Go On Shopping Spree

Twitter Birdies Go On Shopping Spree

"Shop till you drop" doesn't apply only to humans. Twitter birdies, bored with their usual endeavors, have taken to shopping. Boy, have they taken to shopping! During the last few weeks, the best stores on Fifth Avenue in NYC have been packe...
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Funny story: Pres. Obama Goes Strong to Hoop on Border Security, Issues New # Campaign

Pres. Obama Goes Strong to Hoop on Border Security, Issues New # Campaign

Texas - In a move to signal to the nation how serious he is on solving the border crisis in Texas, President Obama launched a new Twitter campaign aimed at forcing the hordes of illegal immigrants trying to come into our country to instantly lose...
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