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The twinkeling out of Hostess Twinkies and Wonder Bread

Funny story: The twinkeling out of Hostess Twinkies and Wonder Bread

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Hostess Brands, the bakers of Wonder Bread, Ho Hos and Twinkies, announced today it will shut down its remaining two plants due to a strike that crippled its operations. Although the company will cease operations, Twinkies ha...

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Hostess Twinkies to Be Stuffed With IOUs

Funny story: Hostess Twinkies to Be Stuffed With IOUs

Falling victim to hard economic times, the snack cake maker will be cutting back some of its more costly ingredients in the classic Twinkie like the creamy filling, replacing it with rolled up paper IOUs, according to a company spokesman. Struggli...

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The King of Saudi Arabia Tells His Subjects to Eat Cake

Funny story: The King of Saudi Arabia Tells His Subjects to Eat Cake

King Abdullah, ruler of Saudi Arabia, declared the government's new Let them eat cake policy today to an angry mob in the Saudi capital, Riyadh. Every male Saudi Arabian subject will have a variety of delicious bakery goods to choose from. Ki...

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Twinkie Classified as a Vegetable; School Boards Rejoice

Funny story: Twinkie Classified as a Vegetable; School Boards Rejoice

The FDA announced this week that Twinkie, a popular food item distributed by Hostess and owned by Texas-based Hostess, is now classified as a vegetable. The Twinkie as a Vegetable referendum refers to a United States Department of Agriculture (U...

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Twinkies "Might Be Fattening"

Funny story: Twinkies "Might Be Fattening"

It has finally been publicly announced that the signature cream filled sponge cake product Twinkies, "might be fattening," (along with Ding Dongs, Snoballs, and fruit pies.) The revelation came as a shock to dieticians and health care profession...

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'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

Funny story: 'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

A 92-year-old man who confessed to his cats has been cleared of murder.

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Heidi Klum On Crash Twinkie Diet

Funny story: Heidi Klum On Crash Twinkie Diet

Las Vegas -- Heidi Klum today has traded her normal diet of greens for yellow, cream-filled Twinkies.

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Two-Millionth Twinkie Rolls off the Baking Line

Hostess, a wholly owned subsidiary if International Bakers announced the production of its two-millionth twinkie.

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