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Robert Pattinson Likes Older Women

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Likes Older Women

Twilight luminary Robert Pattinson is very rich. He is very rich because he has earned a lot of money. He has earned a lot of money because he has acted in fillums about sexy star-crossed teen vampires which offer those who don't want to use their im...

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Twilight TV Series Have Signed Two From Movie Series

Funny story: Twilight TV Series Have Signed Two From Movie Series

The new Twilight TV series on FOX will apparently have a couple of actors from the Twilight movies. "Right now we're writing, re-writing the whole first season as we are looking at a hit series, I am sure", says FOX Executive, Grant Chism. "I thin...

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Kristen Stewart's Smirk Has Suddenly Turned Into A Smile

Funny story: Kristen Stewart's Smirk Has Suddenly Turned Into A Smile

VENICE BEACH, California - Close friends of Kristen Stewart are overjoyed to say that the Twilight Saga actress has done a complete about face mood wise. Kristen and former boyfriend Rob Pattinson were recenlty spotted at the world famous La Brea...

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Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits

Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA - In quite an amazing turn of events the infamous Twilight Saga couple Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were seen engaged in a bit of tonsil hockey at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits. A source said that the two looked like a couple of h...

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Reruns of Twilight Series Getting Hot

Funny story: Reruns of Twilight Series Getting Hot

It shouldn't have caught movie theaters around the country off guard but it has. "We had no idea that such a large crowd would show up for a repeat performance", stated more than one theater owner. Some are saying they may run for a couple of w...

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Kristen Stewart Says She's Just About Gotten Over Rob Pattinson

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says She's Just About Gotten Over Rob Pattinson

NEW YORK CITY - The girl known for having a perpetual smirk on her face, Kristen Stewart, made a guest appearance on The View. She told Jenny McCarthy that she has finally realized that her ex-boyfriend and fellow Twilight Saga actor, Rob Pattinso...

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Vampire arrested for sparkling

Forks, WA. Outrage broke out in the parking lot of Forks Middle School, 121 Spartan Ave, when a manic traffic jam ensued after classes today due to the result of obstructive sparkling by newly appointed biology teacher Edward Cullen. Parents arriv...

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A List of The Top 10 Vampire Movies of 2013

Funny story: A List of The Top 10 Vampire Movies of 2013

According To The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago, Vampire motion pictures have just surpassed sci-fi movies, superhero movies, fantasy movies, and animated movies in terms of overall popularity. The film series The Twilight Saga, which starred Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner helped to popularize the vampire genre of films. Television shows about vampires helpe...

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Kristen Stewart Explains Her Perpetual Smirk

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Explains Her Perpetual Smirk

VENICE BEACH - Kristen Stewart says that the one question she has been asked more than any other is why in the world does she always have a smirk on her face. Stewart recently talked with Pia Confetti of Celebrity Globe and she told her that it's...

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Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

Funny story: Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Rob Pattinson recently stated that now that the Twight Saga series is over he feels like a big weight has been taken off of his shoulders. He spoke with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres and told her that he felt like h...

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Rob Pattinson Falls For The Gorgeously Ravishing Riley Keough, The Granddaughter of Elvis Presley

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series is singing some mighty happy tunes as he is dating Elvis Presley's beautifully stunning granddaughter Riley Keough. The two met in the frozen food section at a Tall Timbers Supermarket in Beverly Hi...

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Kristen Stewart Denies Any Involvement In The Tarzana Texting Sex Scandal

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies Any Involvement In The Tarzana Texting Sex Scandal

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series Kristen Stewart recently stated that she is still hoping that ex-boyfriend Rob Pattinson will realize how much he misses her and ask her to once again become his one and only girlfriend. Stewart rec...

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Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart took time out from shopping on Rodeo Drive to respond to a claim regarding her and Katie Holmes' ex-husband Tom Cruise. K-Stew talked to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine. It seems that one of the supermarket t...

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Kristen Stewart Goes Ballistic Over A Shopping Cart Incident

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Goes Ballistic Over A Shopping Cart Incident

SAN FRANCISCO - Kristen Stewart flew up to San Francisco to get away from the LaLaLand rumor mills. She recently had an incident where she shoved a reporter for the supermarket tabloid Say What? According to the police report Kristen was shoppi...

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Kristen Stewart Says She Misses Rob Pattinson's Sexual Verbalizing

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says She Misses Rob Pattinson's Sexual Verbalizing

VENICE BEACH - Kristen Stewart the star of The Twilight Saga series was in Venice Beach shopping for a new pair of sunglasses. She was asked if she has gotten over being dumped by her ex-boyfriend fellow Twilight Saga star Rob Pattinson. Stewar...

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Katy Perry Spotted At Rob Pattinson's Vampire Villa in Malibu Beach

Funny story: Katy Perry Spotted At Rob Pattinson's Vampire Villa in Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - The star of the Twilight Saga series Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry, the singer who sang the hit song "I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It" were recently seen entering RPattz infamous Vampire Villa located in Malibu Beach. The couple was s...

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Political Strategists Seek Support from Twilight Fans for 2016 Election

WASHINGTON - "The campaign trail never ends", said campaign strategist Jennifer O'Hair in a Whitehouse interview last Thursday. She, among other professionals, has been working relentlessly since Obama's inauguration in January to uncover campaign...

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Kristen Stewart Says The Heidi Montag Lesbian Rumors Are Simply Rumors

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says The Heidi Montag Lesbian Rumors Are Simply Rumors

MARINA DEL REY - Kristen Stewart said that she wants it known that she still cares a lot for Rob Pattinson even though he won't give her the time of the day. K-Stew made that remark to Glamboyant Magazine writer Voodoo Dupree. She stated that last...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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