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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart's Smirk Has Suddenly Turned Into A Smile

Kristen Stewart's Smirk Has Suddenly Turned Into A Smile

VENICE BEACH, California - Close friends of Kristen Stewart are overjoyed to say that the Twilight Saga actress has done a complete about face mood wise. Kristen and former boyfriend Rob Pattinson were recenlty spotted at the world famous La Brea...
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Funny story:  Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA - In quite an amazing turn of events the infamous Twilight Saga couple Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were seen engaged in a bit of tonsil hockey at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits. A source said that the two looked like a couple of h...
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Funny story:  Reruns of Twilight Series Getting Hot

Reruns of Twilight Series Getting Hot

It shouldn't have caught movie theaters around the country off guard but it has. "We had no idea that such a large crowd would show up for a repeat performance", stated more than one theater owner. Some are saying they may run for a couple of w...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Says She's Just About Gotten Over Rob Pattinson

Kristen Stewart Says She's Just About Gotten Over Rob Pattinson

NEW YORK CITY - The girl known for having a perpetual smirk on her face, Kristen Stewart, made a guest appearance on The View. She told Jenny McCarthy that she has finally realized that her ex-boyfriend and fellow Twilight Saga actor, Rob Pattinso...
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Funny story:  Vampire arrested for sparkling

Vampire arrested for sparkling

Forks, WA. Outrage broke out in the parking lot of Forks Middle School, 121 Spartan Ave, when a manic traffic jam ensued after classes today due to the result of obstructive sparkling by newly appointed biology teacher Edward Cullen. Parents arriv...
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Funny story:  A List of The Top 10 Vampire Movies of 2013

A List of The Top 10 Vampire Movies of 2013

According To The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago, Vampire motion pictures have just surpassed sci-fi movies, superhero movies, fantasy movies, and animated movies in terms of overall popularity. The film series The Twilight Saga, which starred Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner helped to popularize the vampire genre of films. Television shows about vampires helpe...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Explains Her Perpetual Smirk

Kristen Stewart Explains Her Perpetual Smirk

VENICE BEACH - Kristen Stewart says that the one question she has been asked more than any other is why in the world does she always have a smirk on her face. Stewart recently talked with Pia Confetti of Celebrity Globe and she told her that it's...
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Funny story:  Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Rob Pattinson recently stated that now that the Twight Saga series is over he feels like a big weight has been taken off of his shoulders. He spoke with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres and told her that he felt like h...
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Funny story:  Rob Pattinson Falls For The Gorgeously Ravishing Riley Keough, The Granddaughter of Elvis Presley

Rob Pattinson Falls For The Gorgeously Ravishing Riley Keough, The Granddaughter of Elvis Presley

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series is singing some mighty happy tunes as he is dating Elvis Presley's beautifully stunning granddaughter Riley Keough. The two met in the frozen food section at a Tall Timbers Supermarket in Beverly Hi...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Denies Any Involvement In The Tarzana Texting Sex Scandal

Kristen Stewart Denies Any Involvement In The Tarzana Texting Sex Scandal

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series Kristen Stewart recently stated that she is still hoping that ex-boyfriend Rob Pattinson will realize how much he misses her and ask her to once again become his one and only girlfriend. Stewart rec...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise

Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart took time out from shopping on Rodeo Drive to respond to a claim regarding her and Katie Holmes' ex-husband Tom Cruise. K-Stew talked to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine. It seems that one of the supermarket t...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Goes Ballistic Over A Shopping Cart Incident

Kristen Stewart Goes Ballistic Over A Shopping Cart Incident

SAN FRANCISCO - Kristen Stewart flew up to San Francisco to get away from the LaLaLand rumor mills. She recently had an incident where she shoved a reporter for the supermarket tabloid Say What? According to the police report Kristen was shoppi...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Says She Misses Rob Pattinson's Sexual Verbalizing

Kristen Stewart Says She Misses Rob Pattinson's Sexual Verbalizing

VENICE BEACH - Kristen Stewart the star of The Twilight Saga series was in Venice Beach shopping for a new pair of sunglasses. She was asked if she has gotten over being dumped by her ex-boyfriend fellow Twilight Saga star Rob Pattinson. Stewar...
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Funny story:  Katy Perry Spotted At Rob Pattinson's Vampire Villa in Malibu Beach

Katy Perry Spotted At Rob Pattinson's Vampire Villa in Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - The star of the Twilight Saga series Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry, the singer who sang the hit song "I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It" were recently seen entering RPattz infamous Vampire Villa located in Malibu Beach. The couple was s...
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Funny story:  Political Strategists Seek Support from Twilight Fans for 2016 Election

Political Strategists Seek Support from Twilight Fans for 2016 Election

WASHINGTON - "The campaign trail never ends", said campaign strategist Jennifer O'Hair in a Whitehouse interview last Thursday. She, among other professionals, has been working relentlessly since Obama's inauguration in January to uncover campaign...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Says The Heidi Montag Lesbian Rumors Are Simply Rumors

Kristen Stewart Says The Heidi Montag Lesbian Rumors Are Simply Rumors

MARINA DEL REY - Kristen Stewart said that she wants it known that she still cares a lot for Rob Pattinson even though he won't give her the time of the day. K-Stew made that remark to Glamboyant Magazine writer Voodoo Dupree. She stated that last...
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Funny story:  The Kristen Stewart Lesbian Rumors Have Hit The Fan

The Kristen Stewart Lesbian Rumors Have Hit The Fan

VENICE BEACH - K-Stew and Tamra Natisin were seen walking hand-in-hand at Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop. When they were spotted by Macadamia Honeysuckle of LaLaLand Daily, formerly LaLaLand Limelight the two quickly let go of each others hand...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Denies The Shrink Visit Rumors

Kristen Stewart Denies The Shrink Visit Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart visited The Princess Sizzle Sizzle Tanning Salon on Rodeo Drive to see about getting a little color in her extremely pale skin. The Twilight Saga actress is still in a somewhat state of depression over the fact that...
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