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Funny story:  Katy Perry Spotted At Rob Pattinson's Vampire Villa in Malibu Beach

Katy Perry Spotted At Rob Pattinson's Vampire Villa in Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - The star of the Twilight Saga series Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry, the singer who sang the hit song "I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It" were recently seen entering RPattz infamous Vampire Villa located in Malibu Beach. The couple was s...
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Funny story:  Political Strategists Seek Support from Twilight Fans for 2016 Election

Political Strategists Seek Support from Twilight Fans for 2016 Election

WASHINGTON - "The campaign trail never ends", said campaign strategist Jennifer O'Hair in a Whitehouse interview last Thursday. She, among other professionals, has been working relentlessly since Obama's inauguration in January to uncover campaign...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Says The Heidi Montag Lesbian Rumors Are Simply Rumors

Kristen Stewart Says The Heidi Montag Lesbian Rumors Are Simply Rumors

MARINA DEL REY - Kristen Stewart said that she wants it known that she still cares a lot for Rob Pattinson even though he won't give her the time of the day. K-Stew made that remark to Glamboyant Magazine writer Voodoo Dupree. She stated that last...
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Funny story:  The Kristen Stewart Lesbian Rumors Have Hit The Fan

The Kristen Stewart Lesbian Rumors Have Hit The Fan

VENICE BEACH - K-Stew and Tamra Natisin were seen walking hand-in-hand at Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop. When they were spotted by Macadamia Honeysuckle of LaLaLand Daily, formerly LaLaLand Limelight the two quickly let go of each others hand...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Denies The Shrink Visit Rumors

Kristen Stewart Denies The Shrink Visit Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart visited The Princess Sizzle Sizzle Tanning Salon on Rodeo Drive to see about getting a little color in her extremely pale skin. The Twilight Saga actress is still in a somewhat state of depression over the fact that...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen and Kristen Stewart Caught Cuddling In A Bounce Castle

Charlie Sheen and Kristen Stewart Caught Cuddling In A Bounce Castle

TARZANA - Charlie Sheen has been riding on Cloud 9 ever since the new-found success of his new show Anger Management. He says that he has already forgotten that he ever appeared on the top sit-com Two and A Half Men and he even expressed the fact...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Devastated At Rob Pattinson's Remarks

Kristen Stewart Devastated At Rob Pattinson's Remarks

HOLLYWOOD - Christmas time was not a very happy time for the star of The Twilight Saga series, Kristen Stewart. Reports are that Stewart and her on-again, off-again boyfriend Rob Pattinson argued and fought back and forth like the LaLaLand version...
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Funny story:  Bella Still Whining About Stuff

Bella Still Whining About Stuff

We here at The Spoof are dedicated to bringing you the most important World Events. Therefore we arranged for our top reporter on International Affairs to send dispatches from the Israel-Palestine Conflict. Unfortunately he was beheaded this morning...
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Funny story:  The Rob Pattinson - Taylor Swift Rumors

The Rob Pattinson - Taylor Swift Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that the Tinsel Town rumor mills are working overtime in regards to Rob Pattinson, star of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2. Word filtering out of the Left Coast is that RPattz was seen in the company of Taylor Swif...
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Funny story:  Pattinson cousin is only man in America who has never seen the Twilight Saga

Pattinson cousin is only man in America who has never seen the Twilight Saga

LANCASTER COUNTY, Pennsylvania (ABSNN) - A vast number of the farms in this Pennsylvania county have no electricity, no televisions, no telephones, no motor vehicles, no Honey Boo Boo. They are Amish folk, and yet, even the Amish know of the Twiligh...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Fired!

Kristen Stewart Fired!

OAXACA, Mexico - The Twilight Saga actress who says she has never been as depressed as she is now has just become even more depressed. K-Stew was only in her second day of shooting her latest motion picture Bonfire - The Joan of Arc Story, when sh...
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Funny story:  'Who Told You I Am Bill Clinton's Daughter?'  Kristen Stewart livid at rumor mill

'Who Told You I Am Bill Clinton's Daughter?' Kristen Stewart livid at rumor mill

Los Angeles - A celebwatch site is sticking to its guns today after posting 'conclusive evidence' of the former President's paternity of Twilight Saga actress Kristen Stewart. Some hysterical squabs - er...historical swabs! - which vanished myster...
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Funny story:  Curse of Arundel Castle has hexed Kristen Stewart say locals

Curse of Arundel Castle has hexed Kristen Stewart say locals

Arundel, Sussex - A centuries-old curse inflicted on philanderers by the castle's first chateleine Mabel de Bellême has claimed its latest victim according to reports. The murdered wife of Roger de Montgomerie, 1st Earl of Shrewsbury, Mabel was ha...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Has Been Asked To Write The Theme Song To The Movie "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2"

Taylor Swift Has Been Asked To Write The Theme Song To The Movie "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2"

LOS ANGELES - Country music singer Taylor Swift recently got together with Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart two stars of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2. The Twilight Saga stars chatted with Taylor in her dressing room after she had per...
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Funny story:  Every Retail Store In America Expects To Sell Out of The DVD and Blu-Ray of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I" Within 15 Minutes

Every Retail Store In America Expects To Sell Out of The DVD and Blu-Ray of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I" Within 15 Minutes

HOLLYWOOD - The much anticipated The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I, starring Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will hit the retail stores on Saturday. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that most of the nation's major retail store chains have h...
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Funny story:  Alexander Skarsgard cast as Norse God Odin in The Twilight Saga Russet Noon

Alexander Skarsgard cast as Norse God Odin in The Twilight Saga Russet Noon

HOLLYWOOD - Alexander Skarsgard as the ultimate epic battle hero? You better believe it! After auditioning countless movie heartthrobs over the past few weeks, casting director and honorable British Lord, Alf Starling, has finally made a decision o...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart to Shoot Hot Steamy Scene with Taylor Lautner in Post Breaking Dawn Film

Kristen Stewart to Shoot Hot Steamy Scene with Taylor Lautner in Post Breaking Dawn Film

Twilight Saga actors Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner are not very happy about their movie Breaking Dawn getting snubbed this film award season, so they've vowed to make a comeback after their Twilight contract is up. "I don't understand what...
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