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Funny story:  Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A US Government Study has just been released which shows that the practice of twerking could very well lead to coitus. The scientific study was conducted at Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis, Indiana. A total of 500...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Says Kim Jong Un Has Offered Her $1 Million To Travel To North Korea And Perform One Concert

Miley Cyrus Says Kim Jong Un Has Offered Her $1 Million To Travel To North Korea And Perform One Concert

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was having a burger at Burger Bandit when she received a text message from her agent. He told her that Kim Jong Un had talked to Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View and said that he would pay her $1 million to fly t...
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Funny story:  A 93-Year-Old Cleveland Woman Arrested For Injuring A 102-Year-Old Man She Was Twerking

A 93-Year-Old Cleveland Woman Arrested For Injuring A 102-Year-Old Man She Was Twerking

CLEVELAND - Law enforcement officers in Cleveland are calling a recent twerking incident one of the strangest on record. Officer Radley Zippertino with the CPD said that he answered a call to The Setting Sun Senior Folks Home in the south side of...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Confesses She Wants To Twerk Portia De Rossi - Ellen DeGeneres Is Furious

Miley Cyrus Confesses She Wants To Twerk Portia De Rossi - Ellen DeGeneres Is Furious

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres has often times said that it takes a lot to get her upset; really upset, but it appears that Miley Cyrus has just found the right button. Miley, speaking with Gary Busey on his talk show The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show, co...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus: I Ain't Having A Baby

Miley Cyrus: I Ain't Having A Baby

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus says that she has no idea where in the world the rumor that she is pregnant came from but she wants everyone to know (especially the guys) that she is not having a baby. Miley did admit that recently she has dated Kellan Lu...
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Funny story:  TWERK: Top Ten Things To Consider Before You Twerk!

TWERK: Top Ten Things To Consider Before You Twerk!

10 Riding on a horse has similar moves but the horse may not know what you're doing up there. 9. If you have a big butt, be careful you don't clear the floor! 8 Do not attempt if you have artificial hip or knee. 7. Check for "Wet Floor" signs. 6. Look around and be sure Kim Kardashian is not dancing there. 5. If you're a guy and it makes you feel gay, just do something else.
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian Twerk Wrecks Bus!

Kim Kardashian Twerk Wrecks Bus!

Although she is denying it, those slightly injured on a city bus are blaming Kim Kardashian taking up a guy's dare to 'twerk that baby' of destabilizing the bus and causing it to run into a post near some pedestrians. Kardashian denies all this.
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Confesses Who Her Twerking Fantasy Is

Miley Cyrus Confesses Who Her Twerking Fantasy Is

DETROIT - Miley performed at The Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit and afterwards she met with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole at a local Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant. Miss San Guacamole asked Miley about the rumor that she had...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Hears Tunes in Her Head

Miley Cyrus Hears Tunes in Her Head

Miley Cyrus told a member of her backup band that she hears tunes in her head and that she can't write it down fast enough. "I'm glad she doesn't hear voices", stated the musician who asked to be anonymous, but just for our reporters. "She's he...
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Funny story:  Russell Brand Offers Miley Cyrus $900 If She'll Twerk Him

Russell Brand Offers Miley Cyrus $900 If She'll Twerk Him

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand said that he really got excited at watching Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry kissing. Brand who was married to Katy told Bedroom Pillow Talk that he always had a feeling that his honey liked to make out with girls. He noted...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Says She Will Twerk For Bucks To Aid Those Affected By Winter Snow Storm Titan

Miley Cyrus Says She Will Twerk For Bucks To Aid Those Affected By Winter Snow Storm Titan

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus had dinner with her good friend Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, host of American Idol at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in West Hollywood. She told him that she wanted to do a benefit to help out the people who have been affe...
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Funny story:  Kansas Has Banned Miley Cyrus From Entering The State

Kansas Has Banned Miley Cyrus From Entering The State

TOPEKA, Kansas - After receiving dozens of petitions with thousands and thousands of names, the governor of Kansas has decided that singer Miley Cyrus will not be allowed in the state. Governor Sam Brownback said that the nice, decent, honorable c...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Says She Gets Her Tremendous Energy From Within And Not From Drugs

Miley Cyrus Says She Gets Her Tremendous Energy From Within And Not From Drugs

LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors so that she could clear up a few items. Cyrus told Miss Vermicelli that she wants everyone to know that her high caliber of energy is not a result of drugs but is something that c...
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Funny story:  The Better Business Bureau Is Investigating Pole Dancing Complaints At A Lounge In Phoenix

The Better Business Bureau Is Investigating Pole Dancing Complaints At A Lounge In Phoenix

PHOENIX - It appears that patrons of a local bar in Phoenix, that is noted for its explicit pole dancing, is being investigated by the BBB. Desmond Dashwax, a representative for the consumer watchdog agency said that several customers of The Lady...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Is Furious That Nina Dobrev Is Dating Her Ex-Fiancé Liam Hemsworth

Miley Cyrus Is Furious That Nina Dobrev Is Dating Her Ex-Fiancé Liam Hemsworth

NEW YORK CITY - The Twerking Champion of America, Miley Cyrus is reportedly fit to be tied over a recent development. Miley is not at all happy at the fact that the star of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev is dating her ex-fiancé Liam Hemsworth...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus' Mom Has Asked Her To Please Stop Her Twerking

Miley Cyrus' Mom Has Asked Her To Please Stop Her Twerking

BEVERLY HILLS - Tish Cyrus says that she has had enough of seeing her 21-year-old daughter Miley twerking in front of the entire world. Mrs. Cyrus, who is married to country music artist Billy Ray Cyrus recently told Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant...
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Funny story:  2.8  Earthquake in Illinois Was Kim Kardashian Twerking

2.8 Earthquake in Illinois Was Kim Kardashian Twerking

The reported earthquake in Illinois Sunday has been traced back to the rear end of Kim Kardashian who was practicing her twerking while on a visit with a friend in Metropolis. "Once she got that thing shaking, it was like it had a life of it's own...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Reveals Which Super Bowl Team She Would Prefer To Twerk

Miley Cyrus Reveals Which Super Bowl Team She Would Prefer To Twerk

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus, who may not have invented twerking but who certainly has put it to use more than anyone else recently met with Rufus Reno, a writer with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. The two had lunch at The Flamboyant Tortilla Res...
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