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Funny story: Chair From Nowhere first of new line of needless products

Chair From Nowhere first of new line of needless products

Tired? Back bothering you again? No problem: just "summon" The Chair From Nowhere. Inspired by cockroaches, The Chair From Nowhere is actually a stainless-steel "exoskeleton" that, like The Femdom Dildo, straps onto the wearer's body-in the case o...
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Funny story: The bollock kicking machine

The bollock kicking machine

James Worldcup had been such a devout England supporter that the latest performance caused his devotion to turn to a form of controlled rage when he said "What is needed is a good kick in the bollocks". In discussion with his mates down the pub, t...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Back Performing After Suffering A Twerking Injury

Miley Cyrus Back Performing After Suffering A Twerking Injury

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus performed before a sold-out crowd at San Francisco's Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. She thanked the audience for being there and said that the twerking injury she had received at a West Hollywood night club was not enough to...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was having drinks with some friends at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge when she suddenly got the urge to stand up and twerk one of the patrons who was sitting at the next table. The unidentified twerkee was having a great tim...
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Funny story: Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A US Government Study has just been released which shows that the practice of twerking could very well lead to coitus. The scientific study was conducted at Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis, Indiana. A total of 500...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says Kim Jong Un Has Offered Her $1 Million To Travel To North Korea And Perform One Concert

Miley Cyrus Says Kim Jong Un Has Offered Her $1 Million To Travel To North Korea And Perform One Concert

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was having a burger at Burger Bandit when she received a text message from her agent. He told her that Kim Jong Un had talked to Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View and said that he would pay her $1 million to fly t...
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Funny story: A 93-Year-Old Cleveland Woman Arrested For Injuring A 102-Year-Old Man She Was Twerking

A 93-Year-Old Cleveland Woman Arrested For Injuring A 102-Year-Old Man She Was Twerking

CLEVELAND - Law enforcement officers in Cleveland are calling a recent twerking incident one of the strangest on record. Officer Radley Zippertino with the CPD said that he answered a call to The Setting Sun Senior Folks Home in the south side of...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confesses She Wants To Twerk Portia De Rossi - Ellen DeGeneres Is Furious

Miley Cyrus Confesses She Wants To Twerk Portia De Rossi - Ellen DeGeneres Is Furious

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres has often times said that it takes a lot to get her upset; really upset, but it appears that Miley Cyrus has just found the right button. Miley, speaking with Gary Busey on his talk show The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show, co...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus: I Ain't Having A Baby

Miley Cyrus: I Ain't Having A Baby

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus says that she has no idea where in the world the rumor that she is pregnant came from but she wants everyone to know (especially the guys) that she is not having a baby. Miley did admit that recently she has dated Kellan Lu...
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Funny story: TWERK: Top Ten Things To Consider Before You Twerk!

TWERK: Top Ten Things To Consider Before You Twerk!

10 Riding on a horse has similar moves but the horse may not know what you're doing up there. 9. If you have a big butt, be careful you don't clear the floor! 8 Do not attempt if you have artificial hip or knee. 7. Check for "Wet Floor" signs. 6. Look around and be sure Kim Kardashian is not dancing there. 5. If you're a guy and it makes you feel gay, just do something else.
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Twerk Wrecks Bus!

Kim Kardashian Twerk Wrecks Bus!

Although she is denying it, those slightly injured on a city bus are blaming Kim Kardashian taking up a guy's dare to 'twerk that baby' of destabilizing the bus and causing it to run into a post near some pedestrians. Kardashian denies all this.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confesses Who Her Twerking Fantasy Is

Miley Cyrus Confesses Who Her Twerking Fantasy Is

DETROIT - Miley performed at The Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit and afterwards she met with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole at a local Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant. Miss San Guacamole asked Miley about the rumor that she had...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Hears Tunes in Her Head

Miley Cyrus Hears Tunes in Her Head

Miley Cyrus told a member of her backup band that she hears tunes in her head and that she can't write it down fast enough. "I'm glad she doesn't hear voices", stated the musician who asked to be anonymous, but just for our reporters. "She's he...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Offers Miley Cyrus $900 If She'll Twerk Him

Russell Brand Offers Miley Cyrus $900 If She'll Twerk Him

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand said that he really got excited at watching Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry kissing. Brand who was married to Katy told Bedroom Pillow Talk that he always had a feeling that his honey liked to make out with girls. He noted...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says She Will Twerk For Bucks To Aid Those Affected By Winter Snow Storm Titan

Miley Cyrus Says She Will Twerk For Bucks To Aid Those Affected By Winter Snow Storm Titan

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus had dinner with her good friend Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, host of American Idol at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in West Hollywood. She told him that she wanted to do a benefit to help out the people who have been affe...
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Funny story: Kansas Has Banned Miley Cyrus From Entering The State

Kansas Has Banned Miley Cyrus From Entering The State

TOPEKA, Kansas - After receiving dozens of petitions with thousands and thousands of names, the governor of Kansas has decided that singer Miley Cyrus will not be allowed in the state. Governor Sam Brownback said that the nice, decent, honorable c...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says She Gets Her Tremendous Energy From Within And Not From Drugs

Miley Cyrus Says She Gets Her Tremendous Energy From Within And Not From Drugs

LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors so that she could clear up a few items. Cyrus told Miss Vermicelli that she wants everyone to know that her high caliber of energy is not a result of drugs but is something that c...
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Funny story: The Better Business Bureau Is Investigating Pole Dancing Complaints At A Lounge In Phoenix

The Better Business Bureau Is Investigating Pole Dancing Complaints At A Lounge In Phoenix

PHOENIX - It appears that patrons of a local bar in Phoenix, that is noted for its explicit pole dancing, is being investigated by the BBB. Desmond Dashwax, a representative for the consumer watchdog agency said that several customers of The Lady...
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