Waterloo, Grand Turk:
Many of you have noticed the flotila of tugs that have anchored in TCI waters during the last week. I can now reveal what will soon be happening.
HM Government has decided to tow the Turks and Caicos Islands across the Atlantic and relocate them in the Thames estuary. Do not despair, Belongers, for this is a measure in your own interest. Think of the advantages you will...
CARIBBEAN CORRESPONDENT - UNDER FIRE, PROVIDENCIALES, FRIDAY:
Here in my dugout, with shells flying overhead, it is clear that the situation worsens by the hour.
In the confusion of the Haïtian invasion, Sticky Micky slipped his shackles and fled to the Spanish Main(land), leaving his Proagressive National Piracy franchise in the unsure hands of Gilly Willy.
As Dominican warships loom on...
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Tuesday - République d'Haïti President, René Préval, announced that the troubled Turks and Caicos Islands are to be annexed as Haïti's newest province and renamed 'Bohio', meaning "rich villages" in the ancient Taino/Arawak language.
"The days of notorious pirate Sticky Micky are numbered", said Governor Whether-or-Not this week, "He has made his bed and must now lie in it."
"Pirate Constitutions do not work, the only serve to make a few wealthy - their ill gotten gains must b...
A 21C map purportedly showing the location of a hoard of treasure from the infamous career of Pirate 'Sticky Micky' has recently been discovered. However, efforts to recover any riches have so far been unsuccessful. All that has been found is a fragm...
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