It's been a frantic 24 hours. First, the ironic twist of fate when French horse burgers were found to contain 20% of that great British food, the turkey twizzler.
Confusion then reigned after it was found the turkey twizzlers contained up to 100%...
The Turkish version of one of the most popular cartoon series on the planet, The Simpsons, has been fined and banned on Turkish TV because they can't take a joke (Not for the first time BTW).
It seems that in one particular show the Simpsons too...
WASHINTON, DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama carried on the tradition of pardoning a turkey this Thanksgiving, but the recipient of the clemency, Karl Rove, was not at all impressed.
"We received requests to pardon more than 50,000 turkeys this...
A spokeswoman says NATO's governing body will meet Tuesday to discuss the Alien downing of a Turkish plane in Syrian airspace and suspicions that maybe a UFO was not responsible for the attack, a clear act of war, but maybe the Syrian's themselves.
Saint George, the Patron Saint of England, is the subject of a heated repatriation debate between England and Turkey.
"Saint George is a Turkish Saint," said Fasulye Tepe, the Turkish Consulate based in London. "We, the Turkish people, are affront...
The Greek financial situation is reaching a climax and it seems that their arch rivals and ancient enemies, Turkey, are jumping into the ring.
A EC finance minister has already admitted; "The European Community and the Euro will be better off wit...
The war of words continues between France and Turkey as the Turkish Prime Minister, Recep Tayyip Erdogan elevated the level of political rhetoric to new heights yesterday, calling France "Racist".
Not to be outdone on in the court of public opinio...
Sarah Ferguson aka as the Duchess of York has been caught up in Turkish law for not getting the agreement of mistreated orphans before taking photographs of them.
Prince Andrew aka the Duke of York is camping outside the Turkish embassy in London...
Ankara - Turkish authorities have decided to charge Sarah Ferguson with gross voyeurism for her illicit filming of orphan minors.
The offence carries a maximum of 22 years on conviction - roughly the same time she's been divorced from Prince Andre...
It happens every year. Millions of Brits eagerly anticipate the Christmas festivities, and the traditional Christmas dinner of a turkey roast with all the trimmings, only to find themselves completely disillusioned with the whole concept of turkey wi...
The British Butchers Co-operative (BBC) today announced that this year has seen a record breaking increase in the sale of turkey arses.
The turkey arse fell out of favour when WWII rationing ended in the 1950s, when most meat vendors flogged them...
Dorking dustman, Fred Starling 36, illigitimate son of one of Dorking's best known inhabitants has made serious allegations concerning the products of one of Britain's Turkey breeders.
Speaking somewhat the worse for seasonal cheer from the saloon...
The increase in the price of this year's Christmas dinner is expected to result in a sharp rise in the number of instances of illegal cross-border turkey trafficking, according to animal rights groups.
The Office of National Statistics (ONS) repor...
Iraq have mistakenly gifted President Obama a huge slice of Turkey which was actually meant for their Kurds living in the Zagros mountains of Turkey.
The President always enjoys Christmas presents from ex-enemies and whilst opening it he diplomat...
There has been a mix up in the annual presidential pardoning of a Thanksgiving turkey, as a White House aide unwittingly pardoned Turkey the country instead of an actual turkey.
It is, as yet, unclear what exactly Turkey has been pardoned of, but...
In a stunning development yesterday, President Barack Obama has declined to grant clemency to Tom Turkey. The White House press secretary read a written statement which said in part, "I know this decision is going to make me unpopular, but there sim...
Shortly after a 21 pound, limburger cheese-stuffed turkey was delivered, still steaming to the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, a Wisconsin man who was initially identified to the press as "the terrorist", was arrested and is held without...
London - 'Doner or shish?' will be the main course choice as President Abdullah Gul and his fetching wife dine with British royals at Buckingham Palace tonight.
Apparently the Queen's chefs felt unable to rise to the exacting challenge of Turkish...