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Funny story: Electronic turkeys on sale in Walmart stores to help quit Christmas dinners

Electronic turkeys on sale in Walmart stores to help quit Christmas dinners

Buying "just one more" turkey because you know you will quit next week or slipping another turkey into your grocery basket at the superstore? Remarkably realistic electronic turkeys are now on sale to help with post-Christmas or Thanksgiving addi...
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Funny story: Police planning roadside Turkey checks

Police planning roadside Turkey checks

Police are planning a zero tolerance campaign to catch people out who have had a turkey dinner after the official deadline of midnight on January 6th. Highly accurate Turkelyzer kits have been ordered by police forces throughout the U.K. The kits...
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Funny story: Father Christmas strikes new home delivery hamper deal to help struggling Canada Post

Father Christmas strikes new home delivery hamper deal to help struggling Canada Post

Last minute negotiations between Santa Claus and Canada Post have saved millions of folks's Christmas dinners. Changes to Canada Post's delivery strategy for rural areas meant peanut butter sandwiches and milk for Christmas dinner was all that co...
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Funny story: Obama Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey And Then Apologizes For Taking Its Health Insurance Away

Obama Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey And Then Apologizes For Taking Its Health Insurance Away

WASHINGTON, DC - The official thanksgiving turkey, a Mr. Thomas Gobbler, was pardoned by President Obama before the Thanksgiving feast, and then the President, in a surprise announcement, asked forgiveness from Mr. Gobbler for having taken away his h...
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Funny story: American Corporation Expresses Thanksgiving Gratitude for "Citizens United"

American Corporation Expresses Thanksgiving Gratitude for "Citizens United"

"Before Citizens United," mused patriotic, all-American (outsourcing aside) corporation Corp. Inc., "I didn't have a great sense of who I really was. I didn't want to be all business, all the time. Now I don't have to be. I'm a person." A little b...
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Funny story: Lady Steals Frozen Chickens

Lady Steals Frozen Chickens

A compulsive shoplifter was admitted to hospital in Margate today suffering from hypothermia. Gladys McGurgle of Conker Road was accused of theft from Tesco on Saturday. Police said that in addition to several other items, Mrs McGurgle had taken...
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Funny story: Junkie Turkeys found on Norfolk farm

Junkie Turkeys found on Norfolk farm

A large turkey farm in Norfolk has been closed after traces of methadone were found in the turkey. "We were checking the turkeys for horse meat contamination," said Fisheries and Farming minister, James Bond. "Having checked all the foods in freez...
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Funny story: French horse burgers contained 20% turkey twizzler meat, which contained 100% horse meat.

French horse burgers contained 20% turkey twizzler meat, which contained 100% horse meat.

It's been a frantic 24 hours. First, the ironic twist of fate when French horse burgers were found to contain 20% of that great British food, the turkey twizzler. Confusion then reigned after it was found the turkey twizzlers contained up to 100%...
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Funny story: Turkish Simpsons are blasphemous!

Turkish Simpsons are blasphemous!

The Turkish version of one of the most popular cartoon series on the planet, The Simpsons, has been fined and banned on Turkish TV because they can't take a joke (Not for the first time BTW). It seems that in one particular show the Simpsons too...
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Funny story: Obama pardons America's fattest and stupidest turkey: Karl Rove of Fox News

Obama pardons America's fattest and stupidest turkey: Karl Rove of Fox News

WASHINTON, DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama carried on the tradition of pardoning a turkey this Thanksgiving, but the recipient of the clemency, Karl Rove, was not at all impressed. "We received requests to pardon more than 50,000 turkeys this...
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Funny story: NATO on High Alert As UFO's Buzz More Turkish Jets. Syria Claim Aliens Attempting To Spark Nuclear War

NATO on High Alert As UFO's Buzz More Turkish Jets. Syria Claim Aliens Attempting To Spark Nuclear War

A spokeswoman says NATO's governing body will meet Tuesday to discuss the Alien downing of a Turkish plane in Syrian airspace and suspicions that maybe a UFO was not responsible for the attack, a clear act of war, but maybe the Syrian's themselves.
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Funny story: Turks demand St George back

Turks demand St George back

Saint George, the Patron Saint of England, is the subject of a heated repatriation debate between England and Turkey. "Saint George is a Turkish Saint," said Fasulye Tepe, the Turkish Consulate based in London. "We, the Turkish people, are affront...
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Funny story: Turks tell Greeks to "f++k off" because they want their place!

Turks tell Greeks to "f++k off" because they want their place!

The Greek financial situation is reaching a climax and it seems that their arch rivals and ancient enemies, Turkey, are jumping into the ring. A EC finance minister has already admitted; "The European Community and the Euro will be better off wit...
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Funny story: Turkey Calls France Racist, France Calls Turkey Good with a Properly Spiced Gravy

Turkey Calls France Racist, France Calls Turkey Good with a Properly Spiced Gravy

The war of words continues between France and Turkey as the Turkish Prime Minister, Recep Tayyip Erdogan elevated the level of political rhetoric to new heights yesterday, calling France "Racist". Not to be outdone on in the court of public opinio...
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Funny story: Sarah's Law, Turkey Style

Sarah's Law, Turkey Style

Sarah Ferguson aka as the Duchess of York has been caught up in Turkish law for not getting the agreement of mistreated orphans before taking photographs of them. Prince Andrew aka the Duke of York is camping outside the Turkish embassy in London...
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Funny story: Duchess of York faces 22 years in Turkish slammer

Duchess of York faces 22 years in Turkish slammer

Ankara - Turkish authorities have decided to charge Sarah Ferguson with gross voyeurism for her illicit filming of orphan minors. The offence carries a maximum of 22 years on conviction - roughly the same time she's been divorced from Prince Andre...
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Funny story: Nine Out Of Ten Brits Are 'Sick To Effin Death Of Turkey'

Nine Out Of Ten Brits Are 'Sick To Effin Death Of Turkey'

It happens every year. Millions of Brits eagerly anticipate the Christmas festivities, and the traditional Christmas dinner of a turkey roast with all the trimmings, only to find themselves completely disillusioned with the whole concept of turkey wi...
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Funny story: Turkey Arse Sales Soar In Cash-Strapped Britain

Turkey Arse Sales Soar In Cash-Strapped Britain

The British Butchers Co-operative (BBC) today announced that this year has seen a record breaking increase in the sale of turkey arses. The turkey arse fell out of favour when WWII rationing ended in the 1950s, when most meat vendors flogged them...
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Joan Rivers Loses It

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