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Funny story: Major Stores Reach Agreement On Cathedral And Church Use

Major Stores Reach Agreement On Cathedral And Church Use

Several well known stores with high profile T.V. Christmas advertisements have reached agreement with bishops in the U.K. to utilise the huge amounts of prime City Centre Cathedral and Church interior and exterior space. Worshippers will be able to...
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Funny story: Secret Recording of Pope's Conversation Released

Secret Recording of Pope's Conversation Released

A tape recording of a private conversation between President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and visiting Pope Francis has been smuggled out of Turkey. Released on the internet only last night, it is already causing severe embarrassment to all concerned. Th...
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Funny story: At the Kobani border with Erdogan and Clarence Willnotlie standing by

At the Kobani border with Erdogan and Clarence Willnotlie standing by

So! Back then I went out the comfort room window of that club in Mosul, moving on, as we like to say, and I thank all of you who tweeted me at that time on what to do! Of course I ended up where the action is across from Kobani, then was snatched by the Turks into Erdogan's tent. Yes, in case you're still wondering, this is Pepe Warezabar aka "Clarence Willnotlie." I know, I know. I have...
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Funny story: Turkey answers Cantlie video with new hostage reporter on the Kobani border

Turkey answers Cantlie video with new hostage reporter on the Kobani border

The startling John Cantlie video from Kobani just posted by ISIS has been answered from across the border in Turkey by a new video featuring a reporter named Clarence Willnotlie. Analysts suspect this new "reporter" may not be a hostage under any...
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Funny story: Obama Coalition Against ISIS Is A Farce

Obama Coalition Against ISIS Is A Farce

As ISIS fighters seemed ready to take the town of Kobani on the Turkish border, Kurdish opposition said they were running out of ammunition. "Gee, that's too bad," said U.S. Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hegel. " I guess President Obama's coaliti...
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Funny story: Of Tweets, Rights and Censorship

Of Tweets, Rights and Censorship

It was a dark day for freedom of LOLs, inanity and poor spelling in the Grand Kingdom of Turkey following the shocking exposure of an apparent block on Twitter service - thought by many to be a basic human right - by the Council of Dark Scary Overlor...
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Funny story: Electronic turkeys on sale in Walmart stores to help quit Christmas dinners

Electronic turkeys on sale in Walmart stores to help quit Christmas dinners

Buying "just one more" turkey because you know you will quit next week or slipping another turkey into your grocery basket at the superstore? Remarkably realistic electronic turkeys are now on sale to help with post-Christmas or Thanksgiving addi...
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Funny story: Police planning roadside Turkey checks

Police planning roadside Turkey checks

Police are planning a zero tolerance campaign to catch people out who have had a turkey dinner after the official deadline of midnight on January 6th. Highly accurate Turkelyzer kits have been ordered by police forces throughout the U.K. The kits...
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Funny story: Father Christmas strikes new home delivery hamper deal to help struggling Canada Post

Father Christmas strikes new home delivery hamper deal to help struggling Canada Post

Last minute negotiations between Santa Claus and Canada Post have saved millions of folks's Christmas dinners. Changes to Canada Post's delivery strategy for rural areas meant peanut butter sandwiches and milk for Christmas dinner was all that co...
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Funny story: Obama Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey And Then Apologizes For Taking Its Health Insurance Away

Obama Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey And Then Apologizes For Taking Its Health Insurance Away

WASHINGTON, DC - The official thanksgiving turkey, a Mr. Thomas Gobbler, was pardoned by President Obama before the Thanksgiving feast, and then the President, in a surprise announcement, asked forgiveness from Mr. Gobbler for having taken away his h...
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Funny story: American Corporation Expresses Thanksgiving Gratitude for "Citizens United"

American Corporation Expresses Thanksgiving Gratitude for "Citizens United"

"Before Citizens United," mused patriotic, all-American (outsourcing aside) corporation Corp. Inc., "I didn't have a great sense of who I really was. I didn't want to be all business, all the time. Now I don't have to be. I'm a person." A little b...
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Funny story: Lady Steals Frozen Chickens

Lady Steals Frozen Chickens

A compulsive shoplifter was admitted to hospital in Margate today suffering from hypothermia. Gladys McGurgle of Conker Road was accused of theft from Tesco on Saturday. Police said that in addition to several other items, Mrs McGurgle had taken...
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Funny story: Junkie Turkeys found on Norfolk farm

Junkie Turkeys found on Norfolk farm

A large turkey farm in Norfolk has been closed after traces of methadone were found in the turkey. "We were checking the turkeys for horse meat contamination," said Fisheries and Farming minister, James Bond. "Having checked all the foods in freez...
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Funny story: French horse burgers contained 20% turkey twizzler meat, which contained 100% horse meat.

French horse burgers contained 20% turkey twizzler meat, which contained 100% horse meat.

It's been a frantic 24 hours. First, the ironic twist of fate when French horse burgers were found to contain 20% of that great British food, the turkey twizzler. Confusion then reigned after it was found the turkey twizzlers contained up to 100%...
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Funny story: Turkish Simpsons are blasphemous!

Turkish Simpsons are blasphemous!

The Turkish version of one of the most popular cartoon series on the planet, The Simpsons, has been fined and banned on Turkish TV because they can't take a joke (Not for the first time BTW). It seems that in one particular show the Simpsons too...
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Funny story: Obama pardons America's fattest and stupidest turkey: Karl Rove of Fox News

Obama pardons America's fattest and stupidest turkey: Karl Rove of Fox News

WASHINTON, DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama carried on the tradition of pardoning a turkey this Thanksgiving, but the recipient of the clemency, Karl Rove, was not at all impressed. "We received requests to pardon more than 50,000 turkeys this...
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Funny story: NATO on High Alert As UFO's Buzz More Turkish Jets. Syria Claim Aliens Attempting To Spark Nuclear War

NATO on High Alert As UFO's Buzz More Turkish Jets. Syria Claim Aliens Attempting To Spark Nuclear War

A spokeswoman says NATO's governing body will meet Tuesday to discuss the Alien downing of a Turkish plane in Syrian airspace and suspicions that maybe a UFO was not responsible for the attack, a clear act of war, but maybe the Syrian's themselves.
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Funny story: Turks demand St George back

Turks demand St George back

Saint George, the Patron Saint of England, is the subject of a heated repatriation debate between England and Turkey. "Saint George is a Turkish Saint," said Fasulye Tepe, the Turkish Consulate based in London. "We, the Turkish people, are affront...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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