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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012

Tulisa: I need a man with bigger b***s than me I'm sure there are clubs and websites that can accommodate Tulisa in this request. A request for volunteers to measure her balls has so far been inundated. Cheryl Fergison: I'll miss sex while in Celebrity Big Brother Is Sex the name of her pet dog? 'I'm never dieting again!' Claire Richards gives up trying to be slim as she steps out reveal...
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Funny story: V Festival performers refused permission to use Olympic Lanes

V Festival performers refused permission to use Olympic Lanes

Celebrity musician and X-Factor Chav, sorry Judge, was fuming today after being told she and her entourage could not use the Olympic Zil lanes to get from Stafford to Chelmsford to perform her new hit single on stage. The cousin of Dappy blew a fu...
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Funny story: Tulisa Sex Tape Row Over

Tulisa Sex Tape Row Over

At the High Court yesterday X Factor judge and singer Tulisa Contostavlos received a "sincere apology" from her ex-boyfriend Justin Edwards after he posted an intimate video of her performing a sex act on him onto the internet. The video surfaced...
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Funny story: Verity Warbling-Trollblog Suspended By SEN - Cheryl Cole And Tulisa Complain Vehemently To UN

Verity Warbling-Trollblog Suspended By SEN - Cheryl Cole And Tulisa Complain Vehemently To UN

In an unprecedented move, British pop stars, Cheryl Cole and Tulisa Contostavlos have lodged a formal complaint at the UN in New York, following the shocking revelation that gossip columnist, Verity Warbling-Trollblog has been suspended by the Skoob...
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Funny story: Reg Bond Reveals Why He Turned Down The Holly Willoughby And Tulisa Jobs

Reg Bond Reveals Why He Turned Down The Holly Willoughby And Tulisa Jobs

Aspiring Burnley chip shop owner and former bodyguard to the stars, Reg Bond, today revealed exclusively to SEN the reasons why he turned down bodyguard jobs with This Morning's Holly Willoughby and Tulisa out of X-Factor and N-Dubz. Speaking from...
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Funny story: Tulisa Contostavlos Offered Twenty Quid Plus A Share In The Profits To Make Another XXX Rated Video

Tulisa Contostavlos Offered Twenty Quid Plus A Share In The Profits To Make Another XXX Rated Video

Skoob Entertainment News's head honcho, Buffty Ginslinger, has announced that he has offered X-Factor judge and N-Dubz babe, Tulisa Contostavlos twenty quid in cash and a share in the profits if she'll get her kit off again and make another steamy ad...
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Funny story: Dappy gives "ev-eh-dince innit" at Leveson inquiry

Dappy gives "ev-eh-dince innit" at Leveson inquiry

Dappy, a singer and member of suitably stupidly-spelled pointy and shouty pop group N-Dubz, has given evidence at the Leveson Inquiry into the News of the World phone tapping. Mr Dappy - whose real name is Costadinos Contostavlos Braindeadz - was...
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Funny story: Members of X-Factor winners Little Mix revealed to be judges' love children

Members of X-Factor winners Little Mix revealed to be judges' love children

Winners of this year's X-Factor and Simon Cowell's new banking machine, or "Little Micks", as the four-girl group prefers to be known, have been revealed as love children of the entire X-Factor judging panel and more. Jade Thirlwall, who speaks a...
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Funny story: Worthing Love God Alf Starling Does Double Date With Stacey Solomon And Tulisa Off X Factor In Dorking

Worthing Love God Alf Starling Does Double Date With Stacey Solomon And Tulisa Off X Factor In Dorking

Although it does seem highly improbable, and possibly completely unreadable, it appears that real life is often stranger than fiction. Especially on this website. 104 year old Alf Starling, of Worthing, a viagra 20 a day man, was allegedly see...
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Funny story: Tulisa Contostavlos Laughs Off X Factor Death Threats

Tulisa Contostavlos Laughs Off X Factor Death Threats

X Factor judge, Tulisa Contostavlos today laughed off a series of death threats, saying quite frankly that she doesn't give a toss. It is believed that Tulisa has received the death threats via text messages and on her Twitter account, with promis...
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Funny story: X-Factor - Frankie Cocozza To Get The Chop

X-Factor - Frankie Cocozza To Get The Chop

SEN can exclusively reveal that this week's X-Factor chop victim will be Frankie Cocozza, the little Justin Bieber look a little likey with the weird haircut, and a nice line in chat with the ladies. At least, according to him. Insiders (Again!...
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Funny story: "X-Factor Judge Tulisa Invented The Universe, Not God," Says Barking Woman

"X-Factor Judge Tulisa Invented The Universe, Not God," Says Barking Woman

According to X-Factor fan, Selina Stoat, of Barking, in Essex, God didn't create the universe in six days, as per the Bible, but Tulisa out of N-Dubz did - sometime in 1998, according to Stoat. Stoat, an unemployed coypu sexer, stated emphatically...
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Funny story: X-Factor Girl Band have to change their name...again!

X-Factor Girl Band have to change their name...again!

Hapless X-Factor girl band 'Little Mix' have been forced into yet another name change after it emerged that 'Little Mix' is also the name of a brand of dog food for miniature dog breeds. The band are said to be mortified by the discovery and will...
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