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Funny story: A Gigantic Meteor The Size of Madison Square Garden Is Heading Towards Tucson, Arizona

A Gigantic Meteor The Size of Madison Square Garden Is Heading Towards Tucson, Arizona

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that he has just received a very important message from The Galileo Galilei Astrological Observatory located in Saginaw, Michigan. Secretary Colfax said that he...
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Funny story: An Arizona Sinkhole Swallows Up An Entire Trailer Park

An Arizona Sinkhole Swallows Up An Entire Trailer Park

TUCSON, Arizona - Local authorities are baffled as to how in the world a sinkhole could have totally swallowed up an entire trailer park. Officer Concord Bookberry with the Tucson Police Department stated that luckily a local fortune teller Madam...
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Funny story: The KKK Has Purchased Some Spy Drones

The KKK Has Purchased Some Spy Drones

TUCSON - The CIA has just received official confirmation that the Arizona chapter of the Ku Klux Klan has just purchased state-of-the-art spy drones. According to a CIA informant who goes by the code name of The Lone Ranger, the 27 spy drones were...
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Funny story: Tucson Sets The Record For The Smallest St. Patrick's Day Parade In America

Tucson Sets The Record For The Smallest St. Patrick's Day Parade In America

TUCSON - The city of Tucson, Arizona is home to The Saguaro National Park. It is also the home of the largest loincloth producing factory in the entire United States. The Laughing Lynx Loincloth Company was established in 1883, and at one time it...
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Funny story: I, ET McCrone Would Like to Be NYS Guuuvena!

I, ET McCrone Would Like to Be NYS Guuuvena!

Dear Supporter, With the Guuuvana of NYS bringin disgrace to the good peeple o dat county, I cannot help but expand me candidacy from Prezminister of the USUK to now Guuuvena of NYS. From what I, ET McCrone has heard York new is now as fucked as York old. And so I, ET McCrone, litevator operator from York to New and on to Tucson, Arizona wants to be, York New , Your New York Guuvena.
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Funny story: Customer Arrested In Grocery Store Express Lane Violation

Customer Arrested In Grocery Store Express Lane Violation

In Tucson, Arizona, ten items or less really means "ten items or less." Violate that law (only a store policy in most places), and you could go to jail.
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