BEVERLY HILLS - Word coming out of the Left Coast is that Pittsburgh Steelers strong safety Troy "The Hair" Polamalu has just been offered $1 million to cut his hair for a commercial.
Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the 'Hair Stylist To The...
In an attempt to keep the clean cut image of the earlier decades of the NF, league officials are preparing to rule on an anti-hippie rule in the NFL. Many players such as well known hippie Troy Polamalu of the Steelers feel this rule would be agai...
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